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Jeff and Kendall had agreed to keep thier kiss a secret. They didn't want to create any trouble for either of them. The gang was just happy that things were getting back to order. Kendall was excited too, because in three weeks, she would be turning 17 at the premier of her show Absolution. Everyone had been working thier butts off to get that show done on time and it looked to be one of the most anticipated shows in WWE history.
Kendall wasn't focusing on that though. She had two show's to do tonight. Raw was being helf in New York City tonight, and after the show, Jeff and Kendall were expected at the Conan O'Brien show. Before that though, they had to get through Raw. Evan though Kendall could have started wrestling at age sixteen, she had promised her dad she wouldn't start until after she graduated. Well, she'd finally done it, and tonight she was going to make her presence known.
John had wanted to be present for her first match, and since he and Trish were still on thier honeymoon, she wasn't going to wrestle tonight. They were getting back this weekend, so her first match was set for the Monday after. Tonight, she and Maria would be going to that ring to make a few statements. And first and foremost, they planned on giving those statements to the female members of DX.
Later that evening, before Lita's match, the newest female member of DX was announced. Triple H had brought back Chyna.
It had been a huge surprise to the fans and to most of the WWE superstars. Chyna was a fierce competitor, stronger than most and bigger too. She didn't scare Kendall though. During Chyna and Lita's matcha gainst Candice and Mickie, Kendall and Maria ran down to the ring and drop kicked Lita, then Chyna, allowing Mickie to get the pin, 1..2..3.
Mickie James and Candice Michelle, stood outside the ring, looking towards the two female Crew members making thier way up the ramp. Mickie and Candice had just won, they weren't about to complain, but they were curious. Lita and Chyna had made it to thier feet and were inside the ring, glaring daggers at the Kendall and Maria. Kendall was walking backwards up the ramp, a viscious smile pasted to her lips and a mic in her hand.
"Hey Lita! Just so we're clear...no matter how many overgrown powder puffs you bring into the ring, you still can't see us." Maria said, as the girls waved thier hands in front of thier faces. Kendall took the mic, turning towards Lita.
"Get ready, Lita. I'm coming for the belt."
Later that night, at the Conan O'Brien Show...
"My next guests are two of the most up and coming wrestlers in the WWE. He jumps off 25 foot ladders, smashes people through tables and always seems to have different colored hair every single week. She is the youngest announcer in the history of the WWE and soon to be youngest wrestler. Please welcome Jeff Hardy and Kendall Cena." Conan said as the crowd cheered.
Jeff and Kendall came out on stage, waving to the screaming fans. Once the fans settled down, the two superstars said hello to Conan and sat down.
"Welcome, Welcome. Now for anyone who doesn't know...Jeff, you are one of the original members of The Crew, and the biggest high flying wrestler in the WWE. And, Kendall, your an announcer but don't wrestle." Conan said. Jeff and Kendall nodded and the crowd clapped.
Conan waited until the crowd quieted down, before addressing Kendall. "But..I've watched you...you don't just do commentary. You're at ringside, helping in some way and if people get on your bad side, you waste no time in hurling your body at them. In fact, you two are called the high flying twins, when you work together right? Isn't it dangerous?"
Jeff and Kendall laughed. "Well, Jeff helped to train me, so of course I have a little of his flying style." Kendall said.
Jeff nodded. "It can be dangerous, but we train for it and we take every precaution we can to prevent any injuries."
"So...now...I heard that there are 2 couples in your group who have gotten married within the last year. Is that right?" Conan asked.
"Actually there's 3. Dave Batista married one of the WWE Divas, Torrie Wilson, at the beginning of the year. Dwayne Johnson, also known as The Rock, married ring announcer Lillian Garcia about 5 months ago." said Jeff.
"In fact, almost 3 weeks ago, Uncle Dwayne and Aunt Lillian had twins, Dominic and Mikayla. Look aren't they cute?" Kendall chimed in as a picture came up of Dwayne and Lillian holding the twins.
Conan nodded. "They are cute. So Dave married Torrie and Rock married Lillian and had cute babies. The third is your dad right?"
Kendall grinned. "Yep...after 4 years, Dad finally got off his ass and married mom. They're on a honeymoon right now."
Jeff laughed. "For those of you who don't know who Kendall is talking about...John Cena, her dad jsut married Trish Stratus."
"Wow...well tell them all I said congratulations. I've noticed that in all your interviews, you refer to the men and women as aunt and uncles. You're not actually related to all of them, are you?"
Kendall laughed. "Not by blood no. Actually, I was 10 when I met Dave, Randy and Jeff. My sister Braedyn, who was 3, referred to Dave and Randy as Uncle Dave and Uncle Randy. It just kinda stuck. With Jeff...he's just like me, which is how we became best friends. I mean, seriously, how many people call thier best friend, Uncle this or Uncle that? None. It was never an option to call Jeff uncle, for me at least."
"Thank God. I mean look at me...I don't exactly fall into the parental figure category." Jeff said laughing. Kendall chuckled and when the crowd calmed down, she continued.
"But Rock, he's actually the only one I call Uncle in the ring. And he's the one that started that. The first day I met him, after a match, he told the audience that I was related to him and dubbed me The People's Neice. The fans liked it, so the nickname stuck. At first, I didn't like it..l have to be honest. Rock is a bit controlling, but once I got to know him, we became really close. He's like a second father to me." Kendall explained.
"Okay, now...I've been told you guys have special nicknames for eachother." Conan rose a brow at this.
Jeff nodded. "She's Cornflakes and I'm Fruit Loops."
"Of all the names you could be named after, you named eachother after cereals?" Conan asked, raising a brow as the audience laughed. "How, exactly did that come about??"
"The first time I met her, she was eating cornflakes. The name just kinda stayed." Jeff explained.
"And Jeff became Fruit Loops because his hair had a whole bunch of colors in it, when we first met." Kendall explained further.
Conan chuckled. "I was expecting some really funny outrageous story...and yet...your answer is so simple and surprisingly logical."
The audience laughed along with Jeff and Kendall.
"Okay, so you call yourselves cereals...but, I heard that you guys have your own language...that the other's can't understand what you say sometimes. Explain that, because I gotta say...I've understood everything you've said so far." Conan said.
"Okay, so we're at my house doing a BBQ, and Kendall had a little too much sun or something cus she comes over to me and says and I quote...'Hey Toucan Sam, your rainbow's popping out skittles'." Jeff said.
Kendall laughed. "To which he replies...'At least skittles aren't soggy like wheat grains'. This goes back and forth for awhile and then we realize that everyone is staring at us like we're crazy because it made sense to us, but not them."
Conan made a face at the audience. "Yeah...can't imagine why...rainbows, skittles...wheat grains." As the audience laughed, Conan turned back to the two wrestlers. " Your rainbow's popping out skittles? Skittles aren't soggy like wheat grains...you guys understand all that? What does all that mean?"
Kendall laughed. "I told Jeff that his braid was coming out."
Jeff grinned. "And I replied that at least my hair wasn't wet."
The audience laughed and Conan shook his head. "They're right...you two do have a language all your own. I'm not even gonna try to figure how you connect the two..."
Kendall and Jeff chuckled. Conan shook his head again, and then turned the conversation back to wrestling.
"Kendall, you've said before that you wanted to wrestle as soon as you were legally able, but you're almost 17 and you haven't wrestled yet. Why is that?" Conana asked.
"Yeah..well...as you know 16 is the legal age to wrestle. However, my dad wanted me to graduate high school before I wrestle. So, I'm graduating at the end of this week, and hopefully will be wrestling shortly there after." Kendall replied.
"What about college?" Conan asked.
"Yeah, I'll be taking online courses while I'm wrestling to get my business degree. Vince is actually teaching me about the industry from a business standpoint. He doesn't know it yet, but he's training his replacement." Kendall said with a mischevious grin. The crowd laughed at that and Conan smiled.
"Wow...kickin your boss to the curb, huh? Hopefully he doesn't watch the show, so he won't suspect anything." he said.
Kendall gave a wink to the camera. "Just kidding, Vince."
"Jeff...now I gotta say...when I found this out I was a little concerned. Earlier tonight you fought Brock Lesner...who is..relatively a giant. I mean, your a big guy, jeff and Brock is like four times your size and you challenged him to a ladder match for next week's Raw. Why in the hell would you do that?" Conan asked
Jeff shrugged. "He pissed me off. In return, I pissed him off, so we had a match tonight on Raw. His little girlfriend, Lita thought she should be in the match as well, causing me to lose and so...I challenged him to a ladder match for next week. I'm in my element during a ladder match. It's the match I've done the most and I win 99 of the time. Brock's never done a ladder match. He has no idea what he's stepping into."
Conan looked up. "There's a whole bunch of talk about a new pay-per-view. What exactly is it?"
"Well, actually Kendall was the one who came up with the idea of Absolution." Jeff said.
"Wow...explain." Conan said.
"Well...WWE was having an employee contest for a new pay-per-view. I had the idea of making the wrestlers prove thier better than someone else. I entered the contest, won and now Absolution is premiering on July 17th." Kendall said.
"What is different about this show compared to your other pay-per-views," Conan requested.
"It's kind of like student of the month at school...or employee of the month. Basically the superstars are fighting to obtain new titles...Best Female Superstar, Best Male Superstar, Best Tag Team and then ECW, Raw and Smackdown will compete against eachother, the winner walking away with the title Best Show." Kendall said.
Jeff nodded. "There are going to be other non-titled matches taking place. My brother Matt, challenged me to a match to prove who the better brother really is. Kane and Undertaker are also doing a better brother match. The Great Khali is going against Umaga and Big Show in a Triple threat match, just to name a few."
"We're gonna seperate the best wrestlers from the better wrestlers. It's gonna be big." Kendall said.
Conan shook Jeff and Kendall's hands. "Guys thank you so much for coming. WWE Raw is on Monday nights at 9 and the premier of Absolution is coming up on July 17th. Have a good night folks."