Author's Note: Sorry guys had to do work which is why I couldn't update it on Wednesday. Alright everyone, when najmi makes jokes about the South, rednecks, women, mentally retarded or blondes he is not being offensive, it's part of the humor in his personality, he's a good hearted guy and he cracks jokes with his friends at school about it, so this is just a note if people would find the things offensive of what he says in the story, don't worry everyone we are all here for laughs and smiles :D And looks like Najmi got himself into a 'sweet' problem get it XD and the Blue Moon song is here GO FOOTBALL!
Joke of the Day: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
Chapter 36: Kinky Sweets
I stared at pinkie that was standing on top of me while smiling widely at me.
"Now pinkie, I'm only going to eat the stuff off of you, it's not mating."
"Okie dokie lokie! I just want to have your little hot and wet snake eat my yummies off my body!" Pinkie said. I looked to my right to see a green lizard; I jumped up flinging pinkie off of me and stared at the lizard in fright.
"Holy shit! Theres a got damn alligator in here!" I said with fear. The gator was about the size of a puppy and it had purple reptilian eyes and he just gave me a blank stare. Pinkie looked at me and smiled.
"Oh! That's just my pet alligator, Gummy! He likes to chew on things but it's ok because he doesn't have any teeth so don't be scared of him, he's nice!" Pinkie said with joy. I looked at the gator and he just kept giving me a blank stare like he was brain dead. I walked up to him.
"Hey there little guy." I said extending my hand so I can pet his head. He opened his jaws and clamped down on my hand, he didn't have any teeth and it tickled my hand, hence the name why is he called gummy.
"Aww! He likes you!" Pinkie said to me. I yanked my hand out of his mouth and he blinked.
"You're a cool gator you know that?" I said smiling. He didn't react and he just kept giving me a blank stare. All of a sudden the lights in the room dim down.
"Hey what's going on?" I asked confused.
"Oooooh, najmi…" I heard pinkie said. I turned around to see pinkie lying in her bed with candles lit up around the bed with her giving me a grin. I chuckled at her.
"Damn pinkie, why are you so kinky?" I asked her. She cocked her head confused.
"What is kinky?" She asked me. I sighed.
"Never mind pinkie, you don't want to know." I said.
"Okie dokie lokie, now come to me and eat me all up najmi like candy!" She said with the truffles on her back melting.
"Alright let's go and I hope I don't get a stomach ache from sweets." I said walking towards pinkie in her bed.
Mat's Point of View
Rainbow's Cloud home
I woke up because rainbow was tapping her hoof on my back.
"Yeah rainbow are you ok?" I asked.
"No, I had a bad dream about you falling through the clouds because I didn't hold you tight enough." She said while looking ashamed. I thought for a moment on how to calm here.
"Do you want me to sing a song for you to make you all better? I asked.
"Please, Mattie." She pleaded. I thought of a song and decided to sing Manchester City by: Blue Moon.
"Blue moon…you saw me standing alone, without a dream with in my heart, without a love of my own.
Blue moon…you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own.
Now I'm no longer alone.
Blue Moon…"
I stopped singing and rainbow fell fast asleep in my arms. I smiled at her.
"Good night rainbow." I said and went back into my cat nap.
Najmi's Point of View
Pinkie's House
I climbed into the bed and sat next to pinkie. I picked the cherry that was on her nose and ate it. She giggled.
"I was waiting for this for so long my little humie!" Pinkie said. I got on top of her and stared to lick the melted truffles on her back causing her to shake in pleasure.
"Ahh, your slippery snake feels nice." She said. The truffles tasted very good. I went down her body and bit off the licorice wrapped around her legs.
"Hehe! That tickles!" pinkie said. I ate up the licorice and decided to eat something even sweeter. I went to her mane and started eating the cotton candy wrapped around her mane, the cotton candy melted right in my mouth.
"Damn this is so sweet." I said.
"I'm your tasty cake!" Pinkie said. After eating the cotton candy I scooted down the bed to her marehood. I stuck out my tongue and licked off the whipped cream. Pinkie trembled from the pleasure.
"Ahhh…yes, please use your snake to clean me…ahh…" Pinkie said in pleasure. I ate all the whipped cream and I scooted back up to lick her face that had chocolate syrup on it, my tongue glided on her nose causing her to giggle.
"Oh! That tickles me Mr. Snake!" Pinkie said. After licking it up I grabbed the two donuts on her ears and ate them, the last time I had donuts I was in Canterlot at Joe's Donut shop but Pinkie's donuts tasted better. I ate them and I stood up from the bed.
"That was very sweet pinkie, but what do we do now?" I asked her. She grinned at me.
"Now it's your turn to be eaten…" Pinkie said while trotting towards me. I looked at her anxiously.
"Alright you can have me." I said.
"Oh Yay! I always wanted to know what you taste like!" She said and leaped at me to kiss me on my lips. I grabbed her but my right hand touched her Cutie Mark and all of a sudden there was a bright pink light getting brighter from the contact. Pinkie stopped kissing me.
"Oooo pretty light…" Pinkie said excitedly at the pink light. The pink light got brighter.
"Shit, this can't be go-"My sentence was cut short when a pink explosion shook the cottage and broke the windows in her room. After that, all I could see is pink.
"Pink…why the hell did it have to be pink? I hate the color pink…" I said in my mind as all I saw was the color pink and I suddenly fainted on the floor.
Author's Note: So how did I do on Pinkie's character? Was she very realistic? Would she say things like this if she was in heat? I just need to know how she was and thank you for reviewing it :D Tell me more interesting songs because a lot of you got good taste in music :D