Hikaru: Skit request from Sakura Irving!
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Norma: All right, people. Line up and pay attention!
All: ...
Norma: It is my preference that I give people I meet nicknames! And those of you who I haven't nicknamed are here to get yours!
Luke: ... Who the hell would want that?
Norma: Ahem! All right. Single file, please. No pushing.
Mint: (whispering to Arche) She certainly has a ... unique way of doing things.
Norma: First, the Phantasia Team. Cress is Mr. Hero. Klarth is Bookworm. Arche is Sabrina. Mint is Peppermint, Suzu's Suzy!
Arche: ... I wasn't burned at the stake, y'know.
Klarth: So I like books, so what? (sad)
Cress: (singing) I need a hero ... !
Mint: Peppermint. Hehe, it's cute.
Suzu: ...
Norma: Team Symphonia! Lloyd is Double-L, Colette is Happy Angel, Kratos is Emo Angel, Presea is Wonder Woman, Raine is Rainie, Sheena's Royal Flush, Zelos is Angelo, and Regal is Macho Man!
Lloyd: Hey, mine's pretty good!
Zelos: I'm not complaining about mine.
Kratos: ... I am not emo.
Presea: The meaning of mine escapes me.
Raine: "Rainie?"
Sheena: Heh. Royal Flush. Not bad.
Colette: I'm happy! (heart)
Regal: ... Macho Man?
Norma: Team Abyss! Last one! Luke is Borderline Emo, Tear is Pop Star, Guy is Blondie, Jade is Red Eyes, Natalia's Landy, and Anise is Gold Digger!
Luke: ... Geez.
Tear: Yulia's hymns are not pop music!
Guy: Blondie sounds like a feminine nickname.
Jade: Hmm, I was rather hoping for something a little more novel.
Natalia: ... ! To think that the Lanvaldear name would be used so carelessly ...
Anise: Hey, Norma! No one needs to know that!
Jade: But everybody already does, Anise.
Anise: Boo!
Luke: Oh, yeah! What about Asch? He was part of our team for a time.
Asch: Shut up, replica!
Luke: You shut up!
Norma: Asch ... ? Hmm. How about Emo Kid or Anti-social?
Guy: (shrugs) Doesn't matter; both of them are true for him.
Asch: ... This is why I dislike you people.
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Hikaru: Norma's villain nicknames are comin' up! I apologize if some of the nicknames aren't that great. And I also excluded Chester and Genis because they already got nicknames (Chazzy and Gene). And it is in my head that Cress would be a good singer. Haha.