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Episode 4.5: OG Stories!

''Duuuuuuuuude, have you seen the pictures?'' John said, looking at some childhood pictures. ''Yeah and some of them are HELLA COOL!'' Byron replied, looking at a pictures, where a 12-year old girl was fighting a 14-yo dude. ''I still remember that time I was THAT girl.'' Leahwig said, still in the room and both of the dudes got slack jawed. ''In '06, when that Sonic game launched, there was me, this black-haired fat girl who had the name of Ingri-SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M NOT CHANGING MY NAME!'' she said, really pissed and breaking the fourth wall. ''Stop fighting with the author.'' Danson replied, relaxed and raring for some memories.

note: This won't be in German because I suck at it

1 Jan 2007, where 12-yo Ingrid was playing Sonic '06 for the first time since Christmas and Rosehetta was teasing her and they were in Munich. ''Yeah, I heard the game was piss-poor.'' she said, like a big sis. ''Shut up, I want to see HOW BAD it is!'' Ingrid shouted and she was back at Soleanna, when she passed the first two stages of the game. ''Yeah, it's MESSED UP!'' she said and then she went onto White Acropolis, the third stage in the game, so she went to use Sonic in this game and then she got to the snowboarding section. ''Speed up, Sonic!'' Rosehetta's younger bro shouted, while he was moving extremely weird on a quarter pipe and then the snowball section comes along. ''Come on, I can make this!'' Ingrid shouted and then she made it past the snowboarding section.

Later, Ingrid just put the game down and she was tired as fuck because it was hard. ''I'm not playing this shit again.'' she said, and it was 11pm, so and then she went to sleep and everyone was upstairs. ''Hallo, it's me.'' Rosehetta said, as Ingrid opened the door and then Ingrid wasn't bothered to talk, so she went to her bed and then went to sleep over it with the game in her mind. ''So that was my Sonic '06 experience and where I experinced it for the first time, but before release, I was anticipating the game like a Sonic fan and I was hoping it wasn't like Shadow, which is sorta edgy and whatever.'' Leahwig explained, accidently on her bed and she wasn't tired as Danson.

''This is a bit boring, so get to the karate thing.'' Danson said, starting to doze off because of the story. ''Yeah, it's not that long before midnight and we were up for 15 hours ALREADY! Get to the good bit.'' Steven said, seconding Danson's motion and they were pretty tired, since it was 11:30pm. ''Ja, let's just move to that, but I wanted to share my Sonic '06 experince.'' Leahwig said, half-asleep. ''Am I the only one, who isn't as tired as hell?'' John asked, not that tired and he was sitting on a chair.

Episode 4.5 part 2 coming this weekend!