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CHAPTER 36:

It was a fine morning in Kalos, freezing and bright as the sun came up. In the tent, with the group sleeping away, nobody even missed Yugo. However, popping out of the ball was Emma as she was going to attempt to get Yugo to herself. Why, we don't know.

She slithered out of the tent and ran off as she remembered Judas saying something about Yugo in the hospital. With that, that was her goal. And after she was gone, Reeka, sleeping in Yugo's bag, had half an eye open to see that the Servine just slithered out the tent. She didn't care, and went back to sleep… until Judas woke up and everyone had to get up.

He stepped out, listened to the sounds of some peace, and then made a grin, "Ya know what, let him sit there. I'm not in any mood to bother him *or deal with him for that matter*."

"Ahem."

He back to see Reeka with her arms crossed. Judas asked, "What?"

"You do realize that I'm..."

"Yeah, yeah, one of his fuckers, I know."

She made a bone rush and hit his stomach, causing him to grab it. Reeka went further and grabbed his neck as she threatened, "Let me tell you something, just because he's not here and you got this whole place to yourself does not mean you get in charge. I'm in charge and if you want to insult me like that, I'm going to…"

"Going to what?"

Reeka looked behind as she saw a dark figure with white piercing eyes, which was just Rebecca in a shadow. She stepped out and said, "If you were planning to break off his face…"

"Actually bust his nose and break his neck but…"

Rebecca kicked Reeka's ass straight up, rocketing her into the sky, and then crashing down into the dirt. Judas, however, was thrown backwards from the kick, and got up to see the impact. He saw Rebecca as she smiled, "Now, we know who's in…"

She was thrown back and pinned to the ground as Judas asked, "Care to correct yerself?"

She huffed, "Alright, you win."

"Good, now let's get these characters trained."

And they did. Ghezirha and Elene were stuck fighting as Reeka and Keir were stuck fighting. The problem was that Jacques was going up against Emma, which he protested and Judas noted, and Emma wasn't in her ball or in sight. Judas asked, "Has anyone seen that damn Servine, or did she just go play hide and ki—seek, sorry."

Rebecca shrugged, "I don't know, but who's Jacques gonna fight if the other four got a sparring partner?"

"Simple, I'll fight."

Jacques asked, "Are you sure?"

"Very, now…"

He took off his coat and pulled out a leaf blade, "Come at me."

Jacques charged at him as Judas flung the blade.

(At the hospital)

Yugo was stuck in the damn hospital due to him being broke and his grandpa only paying if he sits there for a week. So his only source of entertainment was a radio that was stuck on the news channel. He personally wanted to get killed rather than sit where he was, but how could it get any worse?

The door opened with a nurse coming in, "You seem to have… a visitor."

Yugo whined, "Who is it?"

"I… don't how but she says she's your Servine."

"Well, I guess I can't lie it out, alright let her in."

The nurse opened the door and Emma busted right through, jumping onto the bed and slithering right next to Yugo. The nurse went up, "Sorry, I'll get her…"

Yugo stopped, "It's alright, if anything she's probably the one thing that'll make today nice."

"Well… she has only…"

"Nurse, let her stay. Also, if you happen to have a Lucario come by and ask to see me, send her up too."

"Um… ok."

She left the room as Emma turned to Yugo. He asked, "Um, hi?"

She titled her head and repeated, "Hi."

"Oh good, you can talk."

She said in a curious tone, "I could always talk."

"Oh… well I assumed you couldn't… or chose not to… or were mute."

"I chose not to."

"I see. So shouldn't you be at the camp?"

"Why?"

"Well… one, I'm stuck here, and two, Judas is supposed to at least watch you guys."

"I don't need to be watched."

"Uh… well, not yet."

"Not yet?"

"Once you become a Serperior, then you don't need to be… watched by someone else."

"But aren't I always watched anyway?"

"Well, it's mainly because I'm your trainer and from everyone I hear, you have a scary history and you kinda prove that."

"Scary?"

"Uh, you killed two trainers before?"

"Two? No, it was three."

Yugo slumped, "Oh thanks, you made me feel better."

"I did?"

"Not literally."

"Oh."

"Yeah, and what exactly was your reason?"

Emma blanked out, then said, "They never loved me."

"Loved you? Are you saying they were neglecting or abusing?"

"They wouldn't love me, I would ask, they would say no…"

She looked at Yugo as he was getting scared from her look. "They would say no… I can't be with them… they go… they ask for me to stop… and I say no…"

She was on a monologue but her face was blank. There was no emotion. Yugo's face was frightened, 'Grandpa, what did you create?'

Emma turned to Yugo, "Do you love me?"

'OH FUCK!'

Yugo, now fearing that he's gonna die in a hospital, tried to nicely argue, "Um, well, urm, I don't… hate you… and I like you…"

Emma blinked and asked, "Do you love me?"

"Well, as in like Reeka or Ghezirha, no, but…"

Two knives appeared and went into the pillow as Yugo barely dodged. He was strapped down by Emma's vines as she said, "If you don't love me… I can't be with you."

Yugo did the only thing that could save his ass…

He jumped and kissed her, mouth to mouth, and that made Emma stop. She retracted her vines and her knives, then wrapped the vines around him as she began to strip him…

"Whoa, whoa, Emma, calm down."

Emma looked up as she titled her head, "Look, I already have *two girls*, I mean, if you want this… * sucks for me* I'll do it once I get back to the camp, ok?"

She asked, "How do I know you are not lying?"

"Look… I promise. Now… could you get off me?"

She slithered off, and untangled her vines, but she went up to Yugo, "Promise?"

"Yes, I promise."

Her face was blank with expression, and she just left. Yugo couldn't believe that he was nearly killed and raped by a Servine… actually the way that sounded, it made it look like… Emma was a necro… no-no-no, keep that idea out.

Yugo reached over, attempting to get the phone, and tried three times, getting on number four. He picked up, dialed out, and waited for the phone to ring. It rang three times, then picked up, "Welcome to the lab of misery, how can I ruin your day?"

Yugo answered, "I need facts."

"Are you writing a history report?"

"No."

"Then eff off."

"Hey, I almost got killed by Emma…"

"Really? Nice, now what do you want?"

"Emma said she went and killed three trainers…"

"Three? Ok, I'll change that. *mumbling in the background* I always thought it was two, a guy and a girl."

"Wait… I'm sorry, did you say a guy and a girl?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

Yugo wondered if Emma… He shook it off, "Never mind, anyway what exactly was the cause of…"

"Their deaths?"

"Yeah."

"Um, it says knife stabs, straggling, and the guy apparently had his dick ripped off, one sick Snivy if you ask me. Also, wouldn't the doctors hear this shit?"

"Ok, so you're telling me Emma is… dangerously psychotic?"

"I told you I made her like that on purpose."

"You really need to get a better erotic fantasy."

"Piss off."

And the phone hung up.

(Back at Yugo's camp)

Judas was trying to pin point Jacques movement. The Lopunny might have been tired out, but he was still standing and running Judas amuck. As they fought, Ghezirha and Reeka were, as usual, kicking each other's asses, and Keir was… kinda sitting there. Then to finish it, Elene and Rebecca were just talking.

Emma slithered into the camp, only for Judas to yell, "Wher' the fuck wer' yew!?"

Emma blinked twice, "I… went for a bit."

"To where?!"

"In the forest."

Judas rolled his eyes, "Nice time for a stroll threw' the park. Now, fight Jacques and we'll finish up and eat lunch."

Jacques looked at Emma, and began to get chills, "U-uh, do I have to?"

Elene went over, "Judas, he's mentally scarred from Emma's last fight, you can't have him fight with that in mind."

The blonde sighed in defeat, "Fine, but I'll have you…"

"Deal."

"Good, now you two girls fight and I'll…"

"Go get food."

Rebecca walked up as Judas asked, "Why? I thought that was your thing?"

"Well… let's say I want a break from being the delivery girl. I'll help get them trained, you get the food."

"Erg, fine."

He left and the whole group went back to their thing. In an hour, Judas came back with lunch, feeding everyone and a little leftovers. Reeka, after finishing her food, stood up and left the group. Judas asked her, "Where are you going this time?"

She stopped, then said, "I'm visiting… someone."

And continued on. Judas shook his head, "I have a bad feeling on this."

(At the hospital)

Yugo was in bed, waiting for the nurses to say he can leave. A nurse did come in, but she said, "You seem to get a lot of visitors."

Yugo asked, "Why's that?"

"Because now we have a Lucario saying…"

"Bring her in, please."

The nurse sighed and in went Reeka. The nurse closed the door and now it was only Yugo and Reeka. Yugo began, "Reeka… I'm so-"

"Zip it."

Reeka shushed him. "We know that your little shit comes out nd likes to cause havoc, I know. *sigh* I wish I knew what happened."

Yugo asked, "Wait, I have a question though about it."

"What?"

"Does the name Eishka ring a bell?"

"No."

"You sure? Family?"

"No."

"Damn… wait."

Yugo got his phone, "I bet Grandpa knows."

The phone rang, and rang, and rang…

"Hello, who is this?"

"Uncle?"

"Yugo?"

Edward was on as he asked, "What do you need?"

Yugo answered, "I need information, where's grandpa?"

"Dad? He's off to Kanto. Supposedly some huge meeting of some sort. What info do you need?"

"I need to know a link between a Lucario named Eishka and Reeka."

"Um, hold on."

It took a few minutes but Edward came back saying, "Ok, do you want to know?"

"Yes."

"Ok…"

He began as Reeka listened in. "According to files, Eishka was a Lucario in the lab three years ago. She was raised here, then she was given to Team Flare, then dad decided to go with the whole genetic August shit and took a few of her egg cells, and then apparently created what was her indirect daughter with the name of Ushineia."

Reeka looked to Yugo, "Hold on… are you saying that that is my name?"

"Um, who is that?"

Yugo told him, "That… is Ushi… whatever the name was."

"Oh…"

"Well thanks Uncle."

"Welcome."

Yugo hang up, then mumbled, "Fuck, you're mother came and scared the shit out of me yesterday."

Reeka crossed her arms, "What do you mean?"

"Well… I asked my uncle about it because last night… she kinda came into the room and… strangled me… then Judas's creepy friend came along and got her out."

"And that's it?"

"Yeah… and to top it off, Emma nearly killed me today."

"She what?!"

"And I got out of it because I kissed her and promised to… well, ya'know, 'that' with her so I don't die like her last three trainers."

Reeka looked pissed, but not at Yugo. She turned fast and opened the door, but not before she gave a grin to Yugo, "Well, enjoy my mother's company."

And closed it as she got some business to do, but not for today.

(Kanto, 8:30PM)

In a top floor room, large and beautiful, there were several groups of Teams, including Rocket, Flare, Aqua, Magma; all of them. Frank was sitting in the head chair of the large table, as the groups were bickering, talking, and discussing. Beside him, Midori asked, "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

Frank assured, "It's a Rocket hotel, the only way they'll fuck this place up is with an army."

"Weeeeell, I really don't think…"

Giovanni went around, "Alright, hurry up, I got'ta get back before that Mewthree fucks my lab up."

(At the Rocket lab)

Mewthree was looking around the equipment, "So… you're saying I'm partially human?"

The woman responded, "Yeah, apparently it's the only reason you seem to not explode, go rampant, shit like that."

"But… doesn't that mean, or at least from what I understand through the biology texts, that technically I am compatible with a regular human?"

"Uh, yeah, but I don't even think you need human genes, there are pure blood humans and pure blood Pokémon that still have kids… depending on what they are."

"I see."

"What idea do you have through that head?"

Mewthree had his first blush, "It's… probably inappropriate to discuss but…"

"What, you want to have a mate?"

"Well… that would be a way to say it."

Then he looked at the woman as she assumed already, "Uh… I don't know."

He asked, "Would you?"

"Uhh…"

(Back to the room)

Frank waved it off, "I doubt it'll fuck anything up. Now, let's get this show on the road."

He got up and fired a blank. Everyone looked to him as he pulled up a briefcase, but laid it there. He asked, "Now, everyone is here, right?"

They all nodded and agreed. "I'll explain what I am doing. Since we've made deals to… incorporate each other's properties, businesses, and finances, I've decided to finally give my part."

Many of them sighed in relief or mumbled about how he did so. Frank continued, "Within this briefcase, I present a very valuable asset that will bring a high finance to everyone.

"If you don't believe me, you may leave. If you do, stay."

Archie screamed from the back, "What the hell is it?!"

"Good question. But before I…"

The door opened, "Uh there's a… Greninja here."

Frank turned around, "Yeah, yeah, send him in."

Then coming through the doors…

Giovanni screamed, "Wafu!?"

Everyone's head turned as Wafu strolled in with Florian and a Delphox. Frank said, "I don't know who the bitch is or the rabbit, I think, but I do know that he's part of this."

Wafu asked, "I was invited for what part of this?"

Frank continued with his speech, "I'll explain. *opens the briefcase* In this case, I have several checks to every head runner of every organization."

He pulled out checks that were labelled at one billion dollars each. He handed on to Lysander, to Giovanni, to Archie, to Maxie, to Guzma, and…

He waved it in front of Wafu, "I'll offer a nice deal: you can fold over your business, your little organization, and your… everything that would be considered criminal, to everyone here and receive this nice little check… or tomorrow I'll have three nukes vaporize everything you ever knew and loved, deal?"

Wafu wouldn't under estimate, but to fork his business over…

He asked, "Do I give everything to you?"

Frank clarified, "I mean that I'm going to co-run your place like I do with them."

The water-type sighed and snatched the check, "You win… this time."

"Good, and for everyone else, you get 100 million dollar checks. Including the guards."

All the secondary and tertiary characters looked over and went in line, getting a hundred million dollar check from Frank. As he did, Giovanni whispered, "Where the hell did you get the money?"

Frank told, "It's called trading gold for money and keeping everyone happy."

"Seems to work."

"Yeah."

Once everyone was done, Frank closed the case, "Now, let's…"

Someone yelled, "SHIT!"

"No, I did that before I got here."

Lysander yelled, "He means that helicopter dammit!"

Everyone looked to see a helicopter with four armed guys and two helicopter Gatling guns…

Frank mumbled, "Fuck."

And the guns fired ablaze, shooting through the glass and at the groups, mowing people and spraying blood everywhere. The armed men fired at the moving targets as Frank got out with his wife, the main bosses got out, and some of the people got out. Then a rocket was fired, blasting a hole in the wall, killing a couple more people.

Once the helicopter flew off, Frank, shot in the leg and bruised, held close to his wife, as he looked about, seeing the aftermath of that shootout. Frank shook his head, "Like the shit you see in a mobster movie."

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The ending scene is a spoof of the Godfather III helicopter shoot up scene :D . Not too original.