Android 24: (Sitting on her couch with Trunks holding her with his arm around her waist and her head on his shoulder) This is nice, just sitting here. The Chibis are having their naps, Goku's sparring with Vegeta, Gohan and Future Gohan. Bulma's in her lab and Chi-Chi is making dinner...Where's Piccolo though?
Trunks: (Sighs) He's meditating.
Android 24: Again? Is that all he does, I man I know he does that mostly but doesn't he ever do anything else?
Trunks: I wouldn't know, this is my first time seeing him and what he does when there isn't anyone to fight.
Android 24: (Sighs) I wish I could do that, fight with you guys when someone is trying to destroy the world.
Trunks: We could always start with Chi-Chi, I mean, a woman like that could destroy the world.
Android 24: (Chuckles) Agreed!
(Beeping sound is heard)
Android 24: More reviews! (Gets up quick enough to make Trunks lose his balance and fall off the couch) Honey, could you please go get everyone?
Trunks: (Rubs his head) Yeah! (Leaves, then come back a few minutes later with everyone)
Android 24: Alright, now that everyone is here, we can get on with the update. Piccolo, would you please do the Disclaimer please since you're new here?
Piccolo: (Folds his arms) Whatever.
Disclaimer: This evil woman, who brought me here against my will, owns nothing...so...I guess that means you can't sue her.
Android 24: (Anime sweatdrop)
Bishieluver01:
Legasp! Why am I shorter then everyone else!? (is 5'3) cries I HATE MY LIFE!! shoots random people out of sadness (which happen to be Frieza, Chichi and Goku) ...Oops. ;
Bulma: For the sake of my entertainment, can you get Goku and vegeta to sing the Cupicake (cupcake) song?
Muahaha! puts all the guys in pink and purple tutus for the rest of the chapter
Android 24: (Watches Bishieluver01 run around crying whilst shooting randomly and killing Goku, Chi-Chi and Frieza) Meh! (Revives Goku, Frieza and Chi-Chi)
Bulma: I wish I could but unfortunately, neither Vegeta nor Goku could be forced to do it, they would willingly give up food and Vegeta would give up sex in order to not do it...and I have needs.
(All guys are put in pink and purple tutus)
Vegeta: How dare you disrespect the prince of all saiyans with this ridiculous outfit!!
Goku: Oh come on Vegeta, it's not like you haven't worn pink before, besides, it suits you!
Vegeta: Kakarott!! (Chases after Goku...who is using ballet to avoid Vegeta)
Everyone: (Anime Sweatdrop)
Android 24: I don't even want to know how he knows how to do that!
Sailor Star Mars:
My 1st clone: (runs in and accidentally slams into a wall) OW!
Me: (walks in laughing her head off) geez, I never thought I would get to see the 1st clone of myself slam into a wall, lol.
My 1st clone: (glares) not funny.
Me: (cowers) eep! dont hurt me!
My 1st clone: (calms down) thats better. (hugs piccolo, then hugs Future Gohan) you 2 are cool (gives piccolo a bottle of water and puts an apple the size of Mount Everest next to Future Gohan) thats sire to be 1 big apple.
Me: (kills Chichi and puts 10 apples the size of Mount Everest right next to everyone except Frieza) hmm, what am I supposed to do about frieza? I know, Trunks, can you kill Frieza the same way you did last time, please?
Android 24: (Sees Mars's first clone about to run into the wall) Watch out for the...(Mars's first clone hit the wall) Wall...(Watches the real Mars and her clone talk then laughs when Mars cowers from her first clone)
Future Gohan and Piccolo: (Are hugged) Thanks.
Piccolo: (Takes water bottle) Thanks...(Drinks water)
Future Gohan: (Sees huge apple put beside him) You're right, that IS huge!
Chi-Chi:(Is killed by Mars)
Everyone except Frieza: (Have their own apples dropped down beside them)
Trunks: (Reads his request and then grins widely at the thought of killing Frieza again) Gladly! (Activates his Lightsaber and begins chopping Frieza to bits then blasts him to dust)
Barryc10:
Hi!!
Goku: (Goes Kaioken x30.) What do you think?
Piccolo: Hey! Have you been keeping up with your training?
Frieza: Hm... (dodges Death Beam.) Watch it! You could take someone's eye out with that! (Dodges another beam, which takes Chi-Chi's left eye out. I then turn to look at the damage.) Nice! (kills both Frieza and Chi-Chi.)
M. Trunks: I didn't think half-saiyans could go SS 3.
Vegeta: How are you holding up?
24: I can wait for the next update. Good luck with school!
Goku: (Sees Barryc10 go Kaioken x30 ) NICE!!
Android 24: (revives Piccolo )
Piccolo: Yes I have!
Frieza: (Tries to hit Barryc10 with his Death Beam and misses the first time and hits nothing but fires at Barryc10 who runs by Chi-Chi who gets hit in her left eye)
Chi-Chi: (Clutches her eye socket) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYE!!
Frieza and Chi-Chi: (Are killed by Barryc10 )
Trunks: (Smirks) Yep they can!
Vegeta: Pretty good, I'll be better when this whole "Q&A Fic" ends!!
Android 24: (Runs up Vegeta and twirls her whipsaber like a dancers ribbon, slicing Vegetaevery pass it does) DREAM ON!! hoping to update more and thanks for the wishes of luck! (Waves goodbye)
Raditz's Son:
(Creates 2 blades of darkness) Your move, Trunks. ( He lunges and I dodge, and counter attack. Our swords become locked in , and I attempt and attack with my other sword. He breaks the lock, and blocks the other attack. He jumps into the air)
Oh, your not dead yet... lets fix that.
(I follow him, and dissappear. I then reapper behind him, and impale him in the side with a sword. He manages to whip around and kicks me, then follows up with a disarment, and slams me down into the ground. He then rips the sword out of his side and pursues,landing on the ground a gfew feet away)
What the hell! (He then puts a sword by my neck) Oh, thats good. But remember I use darkness...(The sun sets and night begins setting in.) And the darker it is the stronger I am! (I teleport away, and creates more darknessso he can't see. I create two daggers and appear behing him, and stab him in the back, crippiling him.) Poor Trunks, I'll end your miserable life...(I generate alarge darkness blast and fires it at point blank killing him) Next?
Trunks: (Continues fighting Raditz'sSon when he sees him and sees him create two blades of darkness, causing Trunks to bring out his lightsaber) Okay!! (Lunges at Raditz's Son but is dodged and has his lightsaber clash with Raditz's Son when he sees Raditz's Son trying to attack him with his other sword he blocks it and jumps into the air) You're welcome to try and kill me! (Sees R.S. disappear) Oh Shi...(Is impaled in the side by one of R.S.'s swords but whips around and kicks then dissarms his other sword and slams him into the ground, then rips the sword out of his causing some blood to squirt out)
Android 24: Trunks! (Runs to help him but is stopped by Future Goha by grabbing her) What are you doing?! Let me go!! (Tries to fight her way out)
Future Gohan: No 24, this fight!
Trunks: (Charges at R.S. and runs up to him from behind and put his lightsaber up to his neck, creating a ebony red glow on R.S.'s face) Any last words? (Sees the sun set and night begin to set in) Oh crap!! (R.S. teleports away and more darkness is created making it impossible for anyone to see)
Android 24: (Turns on her night-vision eyes and sees R.S. coming at Trunks from behind) Trunks, lookout!!
Trunks: Huh? (Is stabbed in the back, causing him to scream in agony)
Android 24: Trunks!! (Begins crying as the darkness begins to fade) NO!! (Watches as all the darkness is gathered into R.S.'s hand and into an energy ball, which is fired, killing Trunks instantly) Trunks!! (Flies forward with her whipsaber drawn) I'm next you bastard!! (Begins fighting R.S.)
Goku: Well...while 24's doing that, onto the next review!
Murdrax:
rips off piccolos arms and giove them to chibis now i want toy to use those arms to smack chichi and piccolo around like ping pong bars i n reward gives them each a gift of their choice. make chichis clothes vanish and laughs manically wwatching her scream and hiode in embarressment!
Piccolo: (Has his arms ripped off and given to the chibis)
Chibis: (Are given Piccolo's arms and their chocolate) Okay!! (Begin a naked Chi-Chi and Piccolo to death) He's right, they ARE like ping-pong balls!
Sabor Tooth Tiger:
(Cheeks puff up in anger because she was offended at being called a boy)
Goku: HI! (waves franticly and grins. Then gives them a puppy dog face) (Mimics the penguins off of madagascar) Cute and cuddly boys. Cute and cuddly. (Ice and Leon look at each other and scoot away from the crazy ice-jinn) HEY!
Is Vegeta in here?
Frieza: (stares in the eyes and them she crosses hers togeter then they turn back to normal) HA! Beat that Einstine! I don't care if I spelled it wrong!
Ice has more questions!
(Ice's questions)
Frieza: I hate you so much! (beats him to a pulp then kills him slowly and painfully) Haha!
Goku: (Is super angry) Dude...I don't suppose you want to fight me do ya' punk! (Gets shoved away by Sabor)
(Back to me)
Goku: Don't worry about Ice. He's tempermental. He geta mad easily. He hates anyone who looks like him. (rubs back of head and gives a nervous grin) BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! (hugs)
I got nothin else.
Android 24: (Her cheeks go red) Sorry!! (Hides in corner, don't kill me!!)
Goku: (Waves back but then begins to back away slowly)
Android 24: Yes Vegeta's here...say hi Vegeta!
Vegeta: (Mutters)...hello.
Frieza: (Crosses his eyes and turns them upside down) Beat THAT!! (Is beaten to a pulp and killed slowly)
Goku: (Anime question mark then sees Ice pushed away by Sabor) Oh, okay...
DeathGoblin:
Trunks: In your time did the androids track everyone down one by one and kill them, or was there one big battle?
Gohan: Here's a gift (gives Gohan a golden frying pan)if Chichi can scare you with her normal frying pan, imagine what you could do with this super frying pan.
Piccolo: Did you split up with Nail, or is he still merged with you?
Trunks: I don't hate you, but I'd like to point out that if Gohan hadn't trained you, he wouldn't have brought you with him, and lost his arm trying to protetcyou, and he would have killed the androids eventually without needing the time machine. In his last battle he was able to overpower both of them for a little while despite having one arm.
Trunks: Actually there was a huge battle that everyone but Gohan died in, except Goku who died of the heart virus a year or so before.
Gohan: (Grins uncharacteristically evilly and takes the pans) Thanks!
Piccolo: Nope, he's still fused with me!
Trunks: I know that, but he chose to train me, he could have said no when I asked him to but he didn't.
Sara Son Unkown Chaotic:
''First off I am a Chichi fan she reminds me of my mom so bACK OFF ALL OF you! NO MORE HURTING CHI CHI. I have desided to '' Steps infront to guard Chci setting a group of powerful gaurds to guard her.
''There you go protection, dont let them get you down. Youre the one trying to straigthen people out you hit because you care so here you go.'' Hands over a big bag of pans bats and other hiting things.
Now on we ago ''Hey Goku!'' Yeah yeah am A Goku fan. ''So still geting killed I see here have a deal for you, I will keep needles away from yah if you keep spiders away from me kay.''
''Vegeta chibi and older offer goes to you to.''
Random spider falls.
''What is GAH SPIDER HELP ME!''
I begin to run around in cricles for some time before jumping behind Goku. ''GET IT PLEASE!''
Ok that was interresting anyways.
Theres something Ive laways wanted to do, I know Vegeta seems to have a good heart and I know he has blushedi nthe past but I just gotta to.
''Ok Vegeta get youre mind out of the gutter! Whats up with all the pics Im finding of you and Bulma lying around. Youre a perve arent yah admit it. Heh heh stud muffin.'' Shows the pic. ''Stop staring at her but Vegeta-san. You really got the hots for her huh. Youre a big softy. aw.'' (big hug)
Ok heh heh that was fun.
''Android, I have read over most things Looks like you and Trunks are married you two are so Kwaii to together...!''
Takesa picture. ''How about a romatic dinnr for two, heres a nice dress and tux for you Trunks ,unless you want the dress, and tickets for anywhere you want to go!''
''Ok now for a serious question for Gohan, vegeta and Goku, maybe even Piccolo. If one has lost both legs and have only false ones is it possible to continue ones training. Sorry can not regenrate.''
And I have always wanted to do this.
And I believe future Gohan is here if he's not taken.
Bows'' Future Gohan marry me! please''
Vegeta: Do you think that standing in front of the harpy will protect her!? (Gathers energy for a Final Flash blast)
Android 24: (Pulls out her whipsaber and cuts Vegeta to bits) Sorry about that Sara! (Smiles)
Chi-Chi: Finally somebody understands where I'm coming from! (Takes the pans) Thanks!
Android 24: I could tell people where you CAME from.
Chi-Chi: Hey!
Android 24: I'm sorry Chi-Chi, although you may have good intentions for everyone, they get lost amongst the huge amounts of screaming that you do, you're like the devil spawn! (Sorry Sara)
Goku, Vegeta and Chibi Vegeta: Okay! (See spiders fall on Sara and kill them)
Vegeta: (Sees the picture) Wh...where did you get that!? (Tries to get the picture but fails and is blushing as red as a beet)
Bulma: (Is blushing like Vegeta)
Everyone except Bulma and Vegeta: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!
Android 24: Really? I never would have thought of Trunks and I a Kwaii, thanks! (Flashsa peace sign then sees the dress which shows off her "assets" nicely and takes the certificate) Oh thank you so much! It's beautiful!
Trunks: (Receives the tux) Thanks!
Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Piccolo: Yes it would be, although a bit more difficult to train with, it would be possible!
Future Gohan: Uhhhhh(Looks a 24 for help)
Android 24: (Throws her hands in a person-being-pointed-at-with-a-gun type of way and begins walking away) Nope, I'm staying out of this one!
Future Gohan: Uhhhhh, I'll take a rain check! (Runs away)
xBlack.Rose.Sirenx:
Giant portal opens in Q and A room. Everyone looks over confused.
Out pops a girl in a Black corset and pants, white shirt and crimson train, wielding a big sword.
"Hi I'm Taylor, and my author sent me to carry out this review for her" cue annoyed eye roll.
Pulls out list
"First of all Android 24, Black Rose wanted me to give you this" pulls out a small black velvet bag and rummages until she pulls out a necklace with an orange stone with fire glowing inside.
"She says thanks for the kind reviews, and you fic was so funny she almost her pants laughing.
Chi Chi, Black Rose feels sorry that you keep getting picked on so she sent a bracelet, made of a shielding crystal, which should protect you from about 10 vengeful reviewers.
Bulma, you got a machine which you could pull apart and tinker with. Enjoy"
Throw gifts at intended people.
"Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, you get food" Pulls out a mountain of assorted food and deserts throw them at them.
"Chibisyou get a tonne of chocolate ice cream. Sorry bout the impending hyper ness Android 24!"
"Oh and I have been sent to kill Frieza in very painful way"
Taylor runs over to Frieza and starts dismembering him using her sword and leaves Frieza in pieces in a bloody mess.
"Well-" beep beep! Taylor's communicator goes off
", the damn Hippogriff has escaped again! Must go, I will probably return to hand out torture and gifts again, so until then!"
Taylor jumps through portal and disappears.
Everyone except 24: (Roll their eyes)
Android 24: (Is given the beautiful necklace) Oh my...(Puts on the necklace with the fire glowing in the gem which creates a slight warmth on her neck) Thank you so much! (Hops up and down happily)
Chi-Chi: Thank you! (Takes shielding crystal and puts it on)
Bulma: (Takes machine and begins tinkering with it)
Goku, Gohan, Vegeta and Trunks: (Are given the food and begin eating it)
Chibis: (Are a tonne of chocolate ice cream) Yay!!
Frieza: (Is killed by Taylor and her sword)
Everyone: (Watches as Taylor leaves) Bye!
Garuto:
Fine I wont quit. everybody else: (gives weed) wonder wat will happen.
Android 24: Yay!! (Sees weed given to everyone and blasts it away) Nothing is going to happen because they aren't going to use it.
Shadow the Secret Agent:
Hi it's me too lazy to log in I was grounded.
I'm braindead but 24, have a nuke and kill somebody(s)!
Android 24: I know just the person! (Shoots at Chi-Chi making her explode) There!
Neo Flame:
(I teleport in front of 24 with hardly any damage done to me.) You have to do much better if you want to hurt me.
Goku: Father to a dork! (I zap him to a crisp)
Chichi: Your a stupid . (I slash her head off.) Fatality.
Gohan: Dork! (Zapped to a crisp)
Frieza: Get some clothes! (I fire a ki blast, blowing him up)
Piccolo: Hey Pickle-man. (I turn him into a pickle)
Gohan: (Make him eat the Piccolo pickle) You ate your mentor!
Vegeta: This is SPARTA! (I kick him into a pit of death)
Trunks: (I turn him into underwear) Sorry, couldn't resist.
24: Now that your husband is underwear, how does it feel? Oh and by the way...(fires a blast of lightning at you, you dodge but I then appear behind you and slash you with my sword)
Android 24: (Neo teleports in front of her) Okay! (Pokes Neo in eyes)
Goku: (Is zapped to a crisp)
Gohan: I am not!! (Is zapped a crisp)
Android 24: (Revives Frieza)
Frieza: Thank...(I killed by a ki blast)
Piccolo: I am not a pickle! (Is turned into a pickle)
Android 24: Correction, you WEREN'T a pickle...you were a cucumber!
Pickle Piccolo: Oh shut...(Looks and sees his name and what he just been called by the writer) I AM NOT A PICKLE!!
Android 24: (Revives Gohan, Goku and Vegeta)
Gohan: OOOOOOH a pickle!! (Picks up Piccolo and eats him then spits him out when it screams) PICCOLO!!
Vegeta: (Is spat in the face and kicked into the pit of death but comes flying back out) Really...is that all? (Folds his arms with a dissaproving look on his face)
Trunks: (Is turned into underwear) HEY!!
Android 24: Actually, doesn't bother me at all...he's good in the bedroom either way! (Is slashed in the back) OH IT'S ON NOW!! (Pulls out her own lightsaber which is in the form of a whip and starts trying to whip Neo) STAY STILL!! (Runs after Neo but stops when she sees Neo is leaving) Oh...hehehe, sorry about that Neo.
Android 24: (Is still fighting R.S. when he jumps through a portal and leaves) Well Trunks, what are we going to do now?
Trunks: Well, I was thinking that we could hook your laptop up to the T.V. and watch a thing I found on YouTube.
Android 24: What is it?
Trunks: The thing is called Dead Fantasy Parts 1 and 2. It's a video where characters from Dead or Alive, Final Fantasy and a couple other characters fight and it is so awesome!
Android 24: i could give it a try!
Trunks: (Grabs 24's laptop and hook it up to the T.V., bringing up the video.) Alright, all set!
Android 24: Alright, let's see how this is. (Sits next to Trunks on the couch and is wrapped up in his arms, when the chibis come in)
Chibi Goku: What are you watching?
Android 24: (Looks at chibi Goku and smiles.) Something you kids might like, wanna watch with us?
All Chibis: Yeah!
Android 24: Alright, come on! (Pick Chibi Goku up and puts him on Trunks's and her lap while the other chibis find places to sit and start watching the video)
Author's Note: Hehehehe, I think this is my favoriteending for an update that I have done so far...also the video I mentioned, if you're a fan of Final Fantasy and like all the games for it and love DOA (Dead or Alive) as well or just like one of them, then you would love the vid, I can't tell ya what characters are in it as it would destroy the surprise of what characters are in it but look it up on YouTube, just type in Dead Fantasy Part 1 and 2, and watch it...it's amazing! Anyway, thanks for reading, see ya next update! Arigatto! :-)
P.S. I would also like to add that although I hold no rights to anything from Lucas films, I DID come up with the Whipsaber...as far as I know, this Lightsaber has not been thought up before, so I would like to at least hold claim to the name...so just ask me if you have a fic you would like to use it in...just so I know my "Idea" per say isn't being stolen, thanks! :-)