Dear Headmaster Dumbledore,

by FlyingAboveTheClouds

Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.

37. Soup

Dear Headmaster Dumbledore,

Um… you see I was eating some soup in the Great Hall and your pet bird…um it died in my soup….I'M SOORRRRYYYYYYY!

-First Year Student

Has anyone noticed that for non-characters I just refer to them using generic titles instead of making up names? It's kinda like in a lot of Japanese video games where everyone besides the 7 – 6 main characters is called something like "Male Student" or "Little Girl." How hard would it be to just use a random name generator or something? I MEAN REALLY!...wait….I think I just called myself lazy.