Hah! I keep my promise. Here's one for right now, and there'll be another one tonight. BTW, thanks to the reviewers! Again. Hehe. And you guys better review on every single chapter! I'm just kidding. :D

Let's go to Mike!

Mike's POV

It was a little past noon. Before I would go home and see what was for lunch, I always check around the store, to be sure I wasn't locking someone in. That would be terrible! Especially since one person actually ended up filing a complaint. It wasn't my fault! Entirely…

So, I was checking around the store. I was just about to pass the basketball session until I realized that one of the basketballs, the one on the bottom, had been drawn on. I looked closer, squinting my eyes. Was that a drawing of…me?...

Long ago, when Emmett was just fired and Carlisle just told him to apologize to the Newtons and Carlisle told Edward to go along. Emmett being alone in a store is not good… And Todd and Mike weren't there…

Emmett's POV

"I'm bored, Voice. I can't tease the Newtons since they're not here. What do I do?"

"I don't know. Draw. Let's see if your artistic talents have increased by any chance."

"Why?"

"I just told you."

"Okay. No need to get upset now." Silence.

"Can I draw Mikey? Please Voice?"

"Whatever, finish whatever you need to do. I really want some alone time with Bella and at this rate, I won't be able to see my daughter go to sleep." Okay. And I'll write Sorry on whatever I'm going to draw so I won't be telling a lie when Carlisle asks me if I said sorry… Or I could just say sorry. Nah, writing it is funner.

"It's more fun." Yeah right. Okay. Now looking for something to write on. Ooh! How about a basketball! I think I can manage to quickly pull one out, draw on it and write, and put it back in its place before the stacked up basketballs fall down on me. Okay!

And I did just that. "Emmett."

"What Edward?"

"What do you think will happen when Newton pulls out the ball to see what you did to it?"

"Uh, basketballs will fall down on him? And he'll see the word Sorry and freak out, run away, and won't come back to Forks, most likely?"

"Exactly."

"So?..."

"You are a genius, Emmett! Let's go."

Present time

Mike's POV still:

I pulled out the basketball. Huh. With no real thoughts, I turned the basketball around. Sorry? What? Then I saw that the basketballs had been stacked up in a pyramid, like they do at the store with oranges or whatever. And I had pulled one of the balls on the bottom. I looked up, just to see a dozen basketballs about to fall on me. Did the guy plan it? What? But that's impo-

"Crap." The basketballs hit me on the head. I blacked out…

A few hours later in which I find myself in the hospital

"Is that you Dr. Cullen?" I said, not being sure why I said that. I was aroused by the lights and sound of a... hospital?

"Hello, Mr. Newton. May I ask how you know my name?" Cullen's father. Cullen married her.

"You're Bella's father in law." The doctor chuckled.

"Ha, I believe you're referring to my father's brother." What?

"Uh huh. Okay." I was sure to make the sarcasm clear in my voice. "So if I came over to your house, there wouldn't be eight people there?"

"Yes, we actualy have ten people in our family. We're all paired up and me and my wife have adopted our eight children." Talk about crazy adopting people.

"Okay... So, what happened?"

"Basketballs hit you on the head, your son came to the store after school, and took you to the hospital. You were in... somewhat of a daze." Daze, Bella. Blood typing. High school. I remember! Huh, but they can't possibly be those Cullens. They're much too young and there's too many of them. Maybe Dr. Cullen and Mrs. Cullen adopted more over time! But they probably are dead now. Lucky Edward. Edward? Oh, right Cullen...

The doctor narrowed his eyes. Then I lost it all. I couldn't remember anything I had just remembered. Grr. Ah, old age. Might as well accept it.

Then a beautiful woman came in with a slightly younger girl. The younger one looked so much like the love of my life. And my arch enemy. Whose names I do not remember. I shook my head. Talk about thinking idiotic thoughts. Anyways, they were both hot. And I still have not lost my good taste in women over time. I walked up to the younger one. I think she might dig me.

"Well, hello there." Come on Mike, get your charm on! The girl merely tilted her head and seemed to act like a fifty year old.

"Hello there. Pardon me." Only a fifty year old would say please. Or pardon. Huh. But she looks like twenty. I was disappointed to find that she hadn't seemed to be affected by me. Huh. In fact, the two women went over to that doctor. The youngest one gave a kiss on the cheek to the doctor and the older woman just kissed him, square on the lips. It was like she was trying to prove something. Humph. Still, my jaw dropped open. How did that guy get two hot women to get together with him? Lucky...

In the end, I decided not to try to think about the past and went home rather confused for some reason...

Back at school:

Alice's POV

Now, just because I was angry at Rosalie didn't mean I had forgotten about the principal. I had the tapes that showed sexual harrssment. It was just because I needed her to get Rosalie in trouble. A teacher wouldn't do. Even a five year old could do that!

Suddenly I saw us, hunting at that one place Bella always wanted to hunt. Um, it was that place that Edward told her he would be going and wouldn't be at school. Goat Rocks, that was it! Oh, and them doing it. Ew. I didn't need to see that. I shook myself to reality. Edward looked nauserous too.

"Emmett, you did it in my bedroom!?" I shrieked. The cafeteria went silent. Too late to worry about that now...

"What?" Emmett said, his eyes wide and shocked at the same time. So he had done it before!

"Alice, that was during the trip. And yes he has done it in your bedroom before. I tried to stop him but there's no use in trying to stop Emmett from getting something. Especially that." Edward said rather very very quietly. He also shot me a look that said, I'll tell you more about it in detail if you want, later.

"What trip?" The cafeteria noise started back up. Bella looked confused as she asked this.

"Hunting." Then Bella's eyes went bright. I knew what she was going to say.

"Can we go to Goat Rocks?!" asked Bella at the same time I said, "Yes, Bella dear. Otherwise, you won't go, and Edward won't go, and if Edward won't go, Emmett won't go because he doesn't get to tease you or Edward, and so on so forth..."

Lunch bell rang. We went up and threw away our food that we had bought. "You know, we waste a lot of money like this." I complained. All of them smirked. Meanies. Also, that money could have been used for clothes, shoes, accesories, expensive jewelery....

Review? You know the procedure. I'm doing the hunting scene before the revenge scene. Okay. Hope you guys review this one, even though the next one's coming up soon!