Wizkid222: Family. Most families on tv are good but they all have their issues. Especially these 3 families. Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg and Stewie the Griffin Family. Stan, Francine, Hayley, Steve, and Roger the Smith family. And Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie the Simpson family. I'm Wizkid and I'll be telling you there weapons armor and skills to find out who will win this Debate.

Family Guy

Peter-

Biography

Mid Forties

Born in Mexico

Occupation(s): Toy maker, Fisherman, Salad Bar guard, Receptionist, Health Coach, Nanny, Quaterback for the New England Patriots, Knight, Brewery Worker, Ghost Buster, Han Solo etc.

Family has been: the inventor of the wheel, Moses, King Arthur the true founder of Quahog, a Runaway Slave, a literal cockfighter (a midget who fought roosters), Actors, Boxers, Hitler's brother, etc

Befriended God, Jesus, Death, Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Michael Eisner, Cherl Tates

Lost a fight against Liam Neeson (badly)

One ancestor assisted in the creation of Bugs Bunny

Weapons

Numerous handguns

Sniper Rifle

Double Barreled Shotgun

Minigun

Petercopter

Axes

Chainsaws

Han's Blaster

Knives

Abilities

Cartoon Logic-

*Had his head cut clean off by a Frisbee and survived

*Mastered off-screen teleportation even when he's right next to someone

*Hair is made of silly-putty, allowing him to re-grow it

*Can take out his eye and has it be used as a camera

*Has killed himself and been killed over a dozen times, only to return next scene/episode/moments later

*Can camouflage his appearance by literally changing his ethnicity

*Has his own gravitational orbit, allowing small objects and even a small television orbit around him

Border-on Superhuman Physiology

*Survived being addicted to Red Bull

-Side effects include: HBP, anxiety, chronic fatigue, stress, caffine sensitivity, blood clots (by making the blood stick) and cardiovascular disease

-8 cans in 5 hours can stop an average human heart

-One woman died from drinking ~14 cans a day

*Survived drinking gasoline and kerosene on multiple occasions

*Managed to overcome severe smoking issues

*Overcame various diseases, some of which should be impossible to survive

*Somehow survived hunting with Dick Cheney

Regeneration

*Regrew losing a hand, would explain how he survived quite a bit

*The hand he lost then grew an evil counterpart

Teleportation

*Can teleport off-screen

*Appeared in a car during a drive

*After being rammed through several cars and a tree, appeared on top of the schoolbus Homer was in and divekicked inside

*Was at various checkpoints at once

Above average human strength

*Headbutt Homer hard enough to completely cave in his face

*Kicked and dived through windows effortlessly

*Carried a full grown man with ease

*Effortlessly tossed Homer Simpson through steel doors

-Homer weighs anywhere between 239-315 lbs

*Even punched Homer hard enough for his eye to pop completely from its socket – DURING a cross-counter which would've weakened the impact a bit

*Punched through the ceiling with a single jump after taking meth

*After drinking red bull, could spin the Price is Right wheel with enough force for it to fly off its hedges

Defiance of common sense

*Was mentally damaged from a point blank gunshot and came back from it

*Managed to get his bottom replaced with a horse and his head replaced with a moose

Hand to Hand Fighter

*Loves to roundhouse people

-Found his way home using nothing but roundhouse kicks

*Improvises easily in combat, will use any dirty trick in the book to fight

*Head-butt Homer hard enough to cave his face in

*Has a brawling style of combat

*Could go toe-to-toe with Lois, Ernie, and multiple other capable fighters

Intelligence

*Can be a walking idiot or a genius sometimes

*Somehow set up a panic room

*Knows how to set up explosives

*In combat, can improvise weapons on the dot

*Is actually mentally retarded

*Can read tells with relative ease

*Has set numerous long-term plans before

*Became an intellectual in mere seconds

*Beat several people in chess without fail

*Learned Sanskrit

Superhuman Durability

*Shrugged off being kicked through a window

*Has withstood point-blank explosions, being shot, long falls, and various other forms of physical trauma

*Survived atmospheric reentry twice

-The second was when he was still fighting and ended up falling down a cliff and was still in fighting condition

*Temporarily crippled and recovered

*Survived multiple skydiving falls

-Crashed through a house, crushing a ninja

-Was ran through buttocks first on a tower in Vegas and just needed surgery, was out in no time

*Immune to being tortured

*Survived a... rather one-sided beat down from Liam Neeson

-Had been thrown through the roof of a tumblr during the fight

*In the non-canon bad ending to one of the games, survived the earth blowing up and sending him into space

Superhuman Endurance and Pain Tolerance

*In one fight alone survived being hit with pipes, being launched into the air by an explosion, falling from space, being hit with fire, and almost falling off a cliff

*Amazing stamina, can sometimes last hours in physical combat

*Survived being mauled by a puma

-Albeit Meg's quick thinking helped save him

*Didn't flinch when cut open by a lightsaber

-It was cutting into the fat

*Survived losing blood and various illnesses

*Suffered no pain when he ripped out his eye

*Had his fingers blown off at point-blank range and found them soon after

*Only concerned to having his face blasted off by a watering hose was that his shirt got wet

Minor Reality Warping

*Managed to get Quagmire in a dream state by mistake

*Somehow went back in time to see The Beetles at the Ed Sullivan Show

*Supernaturally good at laser tag

-Can run on ceilings and be illusive in plain sight

Survivability

*Survived being stranded at sea a few times

*Also survived being on deserted islands

*Survived on his own in the Canadian woods

-The Predator was living in the same woods at the time

Military Knowledge and Stealth

*Somehow survived in a war dressed as a clown among army men

*Capable of stealth, killed Yogi the Bear

Radioactive Powers

*Gained after falling into a pit of toxic waste

*Can regenerate from being a skeleton

*Colliding with a nuclear powered Homer caused a nuclear explosion

*A cross counter created sonic booms that propelled the two away

*Even as a skeleton, punched Homer hard enough to send him through the nuclear plant

*Can fly at enough speeds to reach into space in a matters of seconds

*Can breathe in space

*Shrugged off being launched through billboards, buildings, and shot out of Krusty's cannon

Feats

Founder of Quahog in a past life

Somehow escaped being tied to Charles Manson

-Albeit he wasn't trying to help them to begin with

Founded New Quahog

Outran Death

Managed to frame O.J Simpson... yet forgot apparently

Survived numerous fatal injuries and accidents

Tamed a T-Rex and a Pterodactyl

Skilled bank robber

-Is one of various ways he gets the money for his outrageous objects

Was part of the New England Patriots

Killed Yogi the Bear

Got away with numerous crimes ranging from sexual deviancy to manslaughter

Slain dragons (Silber Shepard)

Sometimes escaped imprisonment or got lessened jailtime on countless occasions

Somehow stole treasure when the mission was to kidnap a kid (so Lois could get the kid medical treatment)

-Managed to carry the kid's father without waking anyone up

Fought and barely defeated Ernie the Giant Chicken multiple times

Met God and Kronos

Caught a picture of Spider-Man*Stated he caught pictures of dozens of superheroes while trying to get pictures of thong shots

Beat a real estate agent in chess

Could fight and defeat Ryu from Street Fighter

Defeated the Riddler and tea bagged him

Became king of the Black people

Defeated Homer Simpson

Weaknesses

Mentally handicapped

*Depends on the situation however

Other people can use his cutaway gags if they're capable

Can be beat by more experienced foes

Lois

Feats-

Defeated Gloria

Fought Stewie

Beat up Peter

Beat Deirdre

Took out three people who could fly

Beat up 17 people and didn't even get hit

Beat her Karate teacher

Fighting Skill-

On par with Peter

Defeated boxers

On par with Stewie

Durability-

Can take a beating from Deirdre

Can take blows from Peter

Traded blows with a black belt

Had a chair smashed over the head and didn't get a scratch

Took blows from Stewie

Survived an explosion that sent her into a wall

Strength-

Can throw Peter

Can easily flip people over

Speed-

Can dodge punches from boxers

Can outrun gun fire from stewie

Weapons-

Minigun

Grenades

Handguns

Shoutgun

Knive

Weaknesses-

Easily angered

Can't really focus when angry

Chris

Christopher Cross Griffin

Age: 16

When Chris grew older, it was shown that he began to exhibit stupidity, dim-wittedness, and even retarded traits. Concerned, his parents had him tested to see if he had any mental illnesses, but all the tests showed that he did not have any known mental disorders, meaning that his dumb behavior is simply done out of his own stupidity.

Feats-

Beat up Peter

Beat up Quagmire

Beat up a cafeteria full of kids with Meg

Almost got Stewie killed

Bullied Stewie

Can sometimes understand Stewie

Strength-

Can restrain Meg

Strong enough to injure Peter and Quagmire

Skill-

Can spit a green blinding goo in people's eyes

Can fight a large number of people at once

Weapons-

Anything he can find

Baseball Bat

Pistol

Shoutgun

Durability-

Can take hits from Meg

Tanked a vase being smashed over his head

Toonforce durability

Has Meg's back (Literally)

Weaknesses-

Retarded

Slow

Doesn't like to be touched

Cocky

Arrogant

Doesn't take bad news well

Meg

Meg is no stranger to fighting though, as she is quite the capable fighter , ranging from punches and kicks to even wrestling moves. She even took on a cafeteria filled with kids with Chris' help.

Feats

Easily beat up a driver in a car. Defeated her bully. Took on Chirs. Beat up Peter. Saved Peter from his sister.

Durability

Ranging from punches in the face, hit with baseball bats, and even shot in the back by native South Americans.

Had her hat lit on fire.

Weapons-

Pistol

Plates

Cup

Plastic Knife

Flagpole (Used as spear)

Baseball bat

Weaknesses-

Family most likely will not help her

Stewie

Stewie Griffin

Skills-

Genius level intellect

Swordsmanship

Master tactician

Good at hand to hand

Weapons-

Ray guns- One can enlarge objects

Shoutguns

Handgun

Crossbow

Baseball bat

Knives

M2 Flamethrower

Bombs

Golf Club

Rocket Launcher

Ak-47

Pistol

M16 assault rifle

Feats-

Fought Lois

Beat up Brain

Killed Bertem

Defeated Osama bin Laden and his group

Weaknesses-

Still a baby

Lost to Sheldon his turtle

If he looks at his feet he will laugh