Wizkid222: Family. Most families on tv are good but they all have their issues. Especially these 3 families. Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg and Stewie the Griffin Family. Stan, Francine, Hayley, Steve, and Roger the Smith family. And Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie the Simpson family. I'm Wizkid and I'll be telling you there weapons armor and skills to find out who will win this Debate.
Family Guy
Peter-
Biography
Mid Forties
Born in Mexico
Occupation(s): Toy maker, Fisherman, Salad Bar guard, Receptionist, Health Coach, Nanny, Quaterback for the New England Patriots, Knight, Brewery Worker, Ghost Buster, Han Solo etc.
Family has been: the inventor of the wheel, Moses, King Arthur the true founder of Quahog, a Runaway Slave, a literal cockfighter (a midget who fought roosters), Actors, Boxers, Hitler's brother, etc
Befriended God, Jesus, Death, Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Michael Eisner, Cherl Tates
Lost a fight against Liam Neeson (badly)
One ancestor assisted in the creation of Bugs Bunny
Weapons
Numerous handguns
Sniper Rifle
Double Barreled Shotgun
Minigun
Petercopter
Axes
Chainsaws
Han's Blaster
Knives
Abilities
Cartoon Logic-
*Had his head cut clean off by a Frisbee and survived
*Mastered off-screen teleportation even when he's right next to someone
*Hair is made of silly-putty, allowing him to re-grow it
*Can take out his eye and has it be used as a camera
*Has killed himself and been killed over a dozen times, only to return next scene/episode/moments later
*Can camouflage his appearance by literally changing his ethnicity
*Has his own gravitational orbit, allowing small objects and even a small television orbit around him
Border-on Superhuman Physiology
*Survived being addicted to Red Bull
-Side effects include: HBP, anxiety, chronic fatigue, stress, caffine sensitivity, blood clots (by making the blood stick) and cardiovascular disease
-8 cans in 5 hours can stop an average human heart
-One woman died from drinking ~14 cans a day
*Survived drinking gasoline and kerosene on multiple occasions
*Managed to overcome severe smoking issues
*Overcame various diseases, some of which should be impossible to survive
*Somehow survived hunting with Dick Cheney
Regeneration
*Regrew losing a hand, would explain how he survived quite a bit
*The hand he lost then grew an evil counterpart
Teleportation
*Can teleport off-screen
*Appeared in a car during a drive
*After being rammed through several cars and a tree, appeared on top of the schoolbus Homer was in and divekicked inside
*Was at various checkpoints at once
Above average human strength
*Headbutt Homer hard enough to completely cave in his face
*Kicked and dived through windows effortlessly
*Carried a full grown man with ease
*Effortlessly tossed Homer Simpson through steel doors
-Homer weighs anywhere between 239-315 lbs
*Even punched Homer hard enough for his eye to pop completely from its socket – DURING a cross-counter which would've weakened the impact a bit
*Punched through the ceiling with a single jump after taking meth
*After drinking red bull, could spin the Price is Right wheel with enough force for it to fly off its hedges
Defiance of common sense
*Was mentally damaged from a point blank gunshot and came back from it
*Managed to get his bottom replaced with a horse and his head replaced with a moose
Hand to Hand Fighter
*Loves to roundhouse people
-Found his way home using nothing but roundhouse kicks
*Improvises easily in combat, will use any dirty trick in the book to fight
*Head-butt Homer hard enough to cave his face in
*Has a brawling style of combat
*Could go toe-to-toe with Lois, Ernie, and multiple other capable fighters
Intelligence
*Can be a walking idiot or a genius sometimes
*Somehow set up a panic room
*Knows how to set up explosives
*In combat, can improvise weapons on the dot
*Is actually mentally retarded
*Can read tells with relative ease
*Has set numerous long-term plans before
*Became an intellectual in mere seconds
*Beat several people in chess without fail
*Learned Sanskrit
Superhuman Durability
*Shrugged off being kicked through a window
*Has withstood point-blank explosions, being shot, long falls, and various other forms of physical trauma
*Survived atmospheric reentry twice
-The second was when he was still fighting and ended up falling down a cliff and was still in fighting condition
*Temporarily crippled and recovered
*Survived multiple skydiving falls
-Crashed through a house, crushing a ninja
-Was ran through buttocks first on a tower in Vegas and just needed surgery, was out in no time
*Immune to being tortured
*Survived a... rather one-sided beat down from Liam Neeson
-Had been thrown through the roof of a tumblr during the fight
*In the non-canon bad ending to one of the games, survived the earth blowing up and sending him into space
Superhuman Endurance and Pain Tolerance
*In one fight alone survived being hit with pipes, being launched into the air by an explosion, falling from space, being hit with fire, and almost falling off a cliff
*Amazing stamina, can sometimes last hours in physical combat
*Survived being mauled by a puma
-Albeit Meg's quick thinking helped save him
*Didn't flinch when cut open by a lightsaber
-It was cutting into the fat
*Survived losing blood and various illnesses
*Suffered no pain when he ripped out his eye
*Had his fingers blown off at point-blank range and found them soon after
*Only concerned to having his face blasted off by a watering hose was that his shirt got wet
Minor Reality Warping
*Managed to get Quagmire in a dream state by mistake
*Somehow went back in time to see The Beetles at the Ed Sullivan Show
*Supernaturally good at laser tag
-Can run on ceilings and be illusive in plain sight
Survivability
*Survived being stranded at sea a few times
*Also survived being on deserted islands
*Survived on his own in the Canadian woods
-The Predator was living in the same woods at the time
Military Knowledge and Stealth
*Somehow survived in a war dressed as a clown among army men
*Capable of stealth, killed Yogi the Bear
Radioactive Powers
*Gained after falling into a pit of toxic waste
*Can regenerate from being a skeleton
*Colliding with a nuclear powered Homer caused a nuclear explosion
*A cross counter created sonic booms that propelled the two away
*Even as a skeleton, punched Homer hard enough to send him through the nuclear plant
*Can fly at enough speeds to reach into space in a matters of seconds
*Can breathe in space
*Shrugged off being launched through billboards, buildings, and shot out of Krusty's cannon
Feats
Founder of Quahog in a past life
Somehow escaped being tied to Charles Manson
-Albeit he wasn't trying to help them to begin with
Founded New Quahog
Outran Death
Managed to frame O.J Simpson... yet forgot apparently
Survived numerous fatal injuries and accidents
Tamed a T-Rex and a Pterodactyl
Skilled bank robber
-Is one of various ways he gets the money for his outrageous objects
Was part of the New England Patriots
Killed Yogi the Bear
Got away with numerous crimes ranging from sexual deviancy to manslaughter
Slain dragons (Silber Shepard)
Sometimes escaped imprisonment or got lessened jailtime on countless occasions
Somehow stole treasure when the mission was to kidnap a kid (so Lois could get the kid medical treatment)
-Managed to carry the kid's father without waking anyone up
Fought and barely defeated Ernie the Giant Chicken multiple times
Met God and Kronos
Caught a picture of Spider-Man*Stated he caught pictures of dozens of superheroes while trying to get pictures of thong shots
Beat a real estate agent in chess
Could fight and defeat Ryu from Street Fighter
Defeated the Riddler and tea bagged him
Became king of the Black people
Defeated Homer Simpson
Weaknesses
Mentally handicapped
*Depends on the situation however
Other people can use his cutaway gags if they're capable
Can be beat by more experienced foes
Lois
Feats-
Defeated Gloria
Fought Stewie
Beat up Peter
Beat Deirdre
Took out three people who could fly
Beat up 17 people and didn't even get hit
Beat her Karate teacher
Fighting Skill-
On par with Peter
Defeated boxers
On par with Stewie
Durability-
Can take a beating from Deirdre
Can take blows from Peter
Traded blows with a black belt
Had a chair smashed over the head and didn't get a scratch
Took blows from Stewie
Survived an explosion that sent her into a wall
Strength-
Can throw Peter
Can easily flip people over
Speed-
Can dodge punches from boxers
Can outrun gun fire from stewie
Weapons-
Minigun
Grenades
Handguns
Shoutgun
Knive
Weaknesses-
Easily angered
Can't really focus when angry
Chris
Christopher Cross Griffin
Age: 16
When Chris grew older, it was shown that he began to exhibit stupidity, dim-wittedness, and even retarded traits. Concerned, his parents had him tested to see if he had any mental illnesses, but all the tests showed that he did not have any known mental disorders, meaning that his dumb behavior is simply done out of his own stupidity.
Feats-
Beat up Peter
Beat up Quagmire
Beat up a cafeteria full of kids with Meg
Almost got Stewie killed
Bullied Stewie
Can sometimes understand Stewie
Strength-
Can restrain Meg
Strong enough to injure Peter and Quagmire
Skill-
Can spit a green blinding goo in people's eyes
Can fight a large number of people at once
Weapons-
Anything he can find
Baseball Bat
Pistol
Shoutgun
Durability-
Can take hits from Meg
Tanked a vase being smashed over his head
Toonforce durability
Has Meg's back (Literally)
Weaknesses-
Retarded
Slow
Doesn't like to be touched
Cocky
Arrogant
Doesn't take bad news well
Meg
Meg is no stranger to fighting though, as she is quite the capable fighter , ranging from punches and kicks to even wrestling moves. She even took on a cafeteria filled with kids with Chris' help.
Feats
Easily beat up a driver in a car. Defeated her bully. Took on Chirs. Beat up Peter. Saved Peter from his sister.
Durability
Ranging from punches in the face, hit with baseball bats, and even shot in the back by native South Americans.
Had her hat lit on fire.
Weapons-
Pistol
Plates
Cup
Plastic Knife
Flagpole (Used as spear)
Baseball bat
Weaknesses-
Family most likely will not help her
Stewie
Stewie Griffin
Skills-
Genius level intellect
Swordsmanship
Master tactician
Good at hand to hand
Weapons-
Ray guns- One can enlarge objects
Shoutguns
Handgun
Crossbow
Baseball bat
Knives
M2 Flamethrower
Bombs
Golf Club
Rocket Launcher
Ak-47
Pistol
M16 assault rifle
Feats-
Fought Lois
Beat up Brain
Killed Bertem
Defeated Osama bin Laden and his group
Weaknesses-
Still a baby
Lost to Sheldon his turtle
If he looks at his feet he will laugh
