"GIMME!" Stanford shouted as he tried for his phone.
Tezz tossed the phone to Zoom, who took it to Agura. She ran as the Brit was held down. "RGAHGAHH!"
"To Grace, from Stanford…" She started.
"G: LOL =))
S: :D LOLZ (I did it for teh lulz) X'D
G: Have u ever heard of Ke$ha?
S: D= ARG! WHO IZ DISS PERSONZ?
(Enter link here. XP)
S: OMG, SEWER RAT! WTF?
G: =D Rlly? Cuzzz, IDK I like her muzik.
S: Listenin to that JESUS MUZIK!
G: XD
S: Random. I drew on my stomach 2day.
G: :3 -pats flab comfortingly-
S: JIGGLE! (Says my friend)
G: I like Russians. What with their accents and jazz!
S: OMG I know an emo russian. LOLZ Jazz?
G: :333 -Pats flab again-
S: X3 Oh sure! I LOVE it when u pet my flab! My blubber.
G: =D blubber"
Agura giggled. "Aw! Your texts are so cute!"
Stanford pulled out her iPhone. "HAHA!"
He wiggled out of the arms of his teammates, and started reading.
"From Agura, to someone named… Tyrone… ooOOOooohhh!
A: AT&T!
T: XP
A: LOL random saying time.
T: I like tacos :D
A: Elmo.
T: "ELMO LUVS BALLS!"
A: "ELMO LUVS UR MOMMA!"
T: C'mon dominos. Errabody les go! (Yea, DOMIOS PIZZA BITCH!)
A: -_- *Clap…Clap…Clap*
T: QUIT BEIN SO EMO!
A: =P
T: XP
A: OMG Talking fish on American Dad!
T: NOOOO… -Sarcastic ho-
A: ELMO LUVS UR MAMA!
T: FAYUL! :D"
"Okay! Okay that's enough!" She pleaded. Instead, she laughed evilly and pulled out Tezz's phone.
He gasped and tried to run to her, but Stanford held him back. "C'mon I wanna hear this!"
She cleared her throat. "To someone named Jilly, from Tezz. Aw!
T: BOOORREEEEEDDD-AAAHHHH Pfltlhh ENTERTAIN ME!
J: LOAL.
T: Loal? I QUESTIONZ UR GRAMMAR!
J: Loal BEYOTCH!
T: LOL HO! D:
J: XD *Hugz*
T: NUGAHUHAUEHHH!
J: :3 Emo swoopy hur. (That's HAIR u dumb f(Bleep! =))ck!
T: ZZZZZ… U BORE MEH!
J: LOLZ. Marco.
T: WHO THE HELL IZ 'MARCO', BITCH? XD
J: Mamiubhubsn…
T: OMGZ! SEIZURE! YVYUCT^HIOCVRD^FYYUXRETFGYUNJIOKIBGYUTFRDERT
J: XP
T: =^.^= I luv u! 3
J: Haha… I 3 u 2…
T: :P Lolz licky licky!
J: Just what exactly are u licking? O.O;
T: -_-' GAY!
J: FAG!
T: YOU!
J: ARE!
T: D=
J: XP"
Everyone 'aw'ed and started making little jokes about the two.
"WHAT ABOUT SPINNER!"
The Russian flipped open the Cortez's phone and went through a conversation.
"To someone named Jennie.
J: -_-'
S: DUR DUR! =B XD
S: Oh I'm just kidding… OR AM I?
J: NOU! XD
S: LOL GAY GAY GAY!
J: It makes sense cuz I'm dating u, and I'M A GIRL! :D
S: Touche
J: FATSO!
S: *raaaaaawr!*
J: Meow :3
S: ANIME FTW! ^-^
J: I lik bunniez… D do u lik bunniez?
S: NO!
J: D: BITCH!
S: SLUT!
J: WHORE!
S: I'm santa: WHORE WHORE WHORE! Just say it out loud.
J:…XDDD
S: XDDDDD HA MINE'S LONGER XP
J: That's what he said. =P
S: G.O WELL AT LEAST MINE'S BIGGER THAN URs!
J: O.O; GAY GAY GAY!
S: UR MOM UR MOM UR MOM!
J: :)"
Tezz snickered while Spinner blushed. "HAHA! Look! It's Zoom's phone!"
They all started in his randomness.
"To a guy named Larry Yang… aww…
L: SO…
Z: So?
L: SO. O.o
Z: *stares* IDK what ur talking bout.
L: SHUT UP! X( I was supposed to have epicness in there!
Z: EPIC.
L: NOM NOM NOM
Z: DON'T NOM ME! D=
L: :3 Nomnomnom u taste drylushurs.
Z: My arm iz bleeding!
L: XP"
Zoom snatched the phone and put it back in his pocket.
"LET'S STEAL VERT'S PHONE!"
"YEAH!" Everyone shouted and ran down to the track outside.