So guess what, I totally made another to make up for lost time. And another (which I won't post yet). You see, my parents are currently getting ready to go camping and won't let me do anything until they leave, so what better to do?

Um...I mean...I did this because I just love you all sooooooo much. Yep, that was it. Heh. No provoking or anything, just on my own. Yep.

Uh, anyway, back to the original story: so yeah, they're leaving and I get the whole house to myself for two weeks. That is just freaking awesome right there, I tell ya. Mis amigas will come over and we'll have lots of fun. And no parties, I promise! I'll be a good girl. For real. People get stupid at parties, so they can throw one at someone else's house and then I'll go there. But no way in hell are they trashing my house.

See? I'm a smart thinker. And people say I have no common sense...

Oh, and you ask, Robin cannot be tortured anymore since he is so comfortable with Starfire now? Just wait until next chapter...hahahahaha. Oh man. I can't wait. I'm an evil little thing.

See, now I'm getting all giddy of the thought of torturing Robin yet again.

Okay, now you may enjoy this installment.

Beast Boy was secretly – well, not as secretly as he apparently thought, considering he was sitting on the couch in the ops. room – flipping through the latest of Starfire's Vogue magazines.

His eyes lit up when he hit a particular ad. "Ooh, I wanna smell!" As you could most likely already guess, it was a perfume ad. He grinned and took a big whiff. "Mmmm…" He closed his eyes in contentment as he basked in the smell.

He slowly opened his eyes and began to happily rub the perfume on his wrist.

"Uh…what are you doing?"

Beast Boy's eyes widened at the sound of the voice, and at the moment he wished it was anyone else's voice than hers.

He turned toward her. "Heh, hey Rae. I was just…um…well, you see." He cleared his throat, coming up with a quick excuse. "You see, I really wanted to get you a present for…Christmas."

Raven's eyes widened at this, though he wasn't sure why.

He cringed inwardly, remembering it was June. He laughed sheepishly. "I like to shop far in advance because you know me; I procrastinate and stuff, so I totally need this done while I have the initiator." He grinned.

Raven raised an eyebrow. "I think you mean initiative."

Hid eyes widened, and then the sheepish smile was place yet again. "Heh, right. That's what I meant, I was just testing you." He grinned to cover it up.

Raven rolled her eyes and shook it off. "Anyway, back to the initial topic; why would you buy that for me for Christmas. That's disgusting Beast Boy." She cringed at the thought of him buying it.

Beast Boy laughed nervously. "I'm sorry, Raven! I just thought you might like some perfume…not that you smell or anything! You actually smell really good…uh" He shifted his eyes around nervously at her raised eyebrow. "I mean…um…oh, forget it." He slumped down into the couch.

Raven shook her head and pointed to the picture. She was blushing, which confused Beast Boy. "Beast Boy, that isn't perfume. Those are tampons." She was gritting her teeth.

Beast Boy looked down at the ad. His eyes widened at the words "New Scented Tampons; Only From Pampax."

Beast Boy gulped and turned as red as could be. "Oh."

Oh yes. That did just happen.

Pwnage.

Did you know I've never used "pwn" before? I feel happy and proud now that I have.

Read and review! Because you love me...humor me, will ya?