100 Missions.
The Halloween special will be late and I'm sorry about that. Just can't seem to get the mojo for it right now. I have another Bloopers session for you all though! Enjoy!
36th Objective: Meet the Engineer Bloopers!
The Engineer started to strum his guitar.
"And action!"
"Kumbaya, mah Lord, kumbaya!" Engineer burst out into song and everybody laughed, the two Snipers and BLU Engineer joining in with big grins.
"Oh god, make it stop!" RED Scout cried in horror.
"CUT!"
BLOOPERS!
The Engineer kicked the hand away and it smacked BLU Heavy in the face.
"AGH! GETITOFF, GETITOFF!"
"Shucks, sorry!" RED Engineer called apologetically.
"Cut!"
BLOOPERS!
"And action!" the Director called and the Engineer smiled.
"Now how am I gonna stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally…bleh. Answer; get my lines wrong. And if that don't work, get more of mah lines wrong!"
"How hard is it for you people to read your scripts?" moaned the Director amidst chuckles.
BLOOPERS!
Engineer plucked a string on his guitar and it snapped.
"Darn."
BLOOPERS!
The sentry beeped but it didn't shoot at the BLU Sniper like it was supposed to.
"Huh."
It then exploded in a shower of sparks.
"Dagnabbit!"
"Cut!"
BLOOPERS!
The Engineer just sat there, pouting.
"What on Earth is the matter with you?" Director asked in confusion.
"…Ran out of beer." Engineer grunted.
"Ah can fix that!" BLU Engineer yelped with a grin and a crate of beer.
"Thanks mister!"
"Can we just go back to filming now?" grumbled the Director as the two Texans had a campfire.
That was short, I know. And can I start screaming because OH MY GAUHD, I've gone past one hundred reviews! One hundred reviews for 100 Missions, woohoo! Thank you to EVERYONE who made that possible.
*wipes away tear*
You WILL all get your reward, I promise.
Love Lily. X