62 Things the Avengers Are Not Allowed to Do.
Ok...Any of the political rules are gonna involve Romney. Purely because it's hilarious. =')
Bruce Banner sat in crowd as he listened to Mitt Romney talking about how he could 'improve America and restore it to its former glory'. With each passing second he could feel the depression setting in, the continual drone of the man's voice starting to get on his nerves.
He sat there, listening to the horrendous lies that were spouted from the man's mouth and thinking about what a waste of space the douchebag was. His thoughts turning angrier at angrier at the ideas that the man wanted to put in place.
Finally, Mitt Romney noticed that he had one of the Avengers in the crowd. "Ah! Bruce Banner, a pure genuis of science and a friend of mine! What do you think would be a good, interesting diplomatic policy?" He questioned, his tone a little more friendly.
His face was full of concern however as he watched thin green vains start to appear all over the scientist's body, the clothes tearing at the seams. Suddenly Bruce looked up, his face having morphed into the green, hideous face of the 'other guy'.
"HULK. SMASH!" The Hulk roared, charging forwards towards the terrified Mitt Romney.
Rule number 39: 'Hulk SMASH!' is not an effective diplomatic policy.
Ehehehe
Kai XxxXxxX