Hello everyone. I have some bad news.

Fanfiction has recently begun a rampage. Apparently after ten years of fangirls wrinting pure smut, fanfiction has decided enough is enough.

Now, I don't really think this story is too bad (except for maybe two tiny chapters...*cough*) but I would like to warn you all that there is a possibilty this story will be taken down.

I have resorted to making a tumblr and a Live Journal in the event that it is, so I can continue posting my stuff there like so many other authors have resorted to.

My Tumblr is under Animewatcherfreakmal, as per the usual

my live journal is AWFM

Right now there's nothing on either of them. I'm not really into so all these websites, I prefer to just keep all my stories on one or the other. But if I have to, I will.

As for the actual writing of this story, I must apologize.

I know I haven't been updating as often as I used to, but school and life have been kinda hectic. I've started taking my writing life a little more seriously, too, and this crackfic (because honestly, that's what it is) really isn't doing it for me. I was thinking of turning it into just a series of semi-connected oneshots. How would you all feel about that? It would more or less follow the plot now (Ha! What plot?) But I would feel so much better writing it. I mean, there's nothing wrong with crack (the literary kind, of course) but I would rather use wit and comedy in my writing, not just pure blasphemy.

So please tell me what you think. You guys are the only reason I keep writing.

Also, for those of you who read this, thank you so much. You are fantastic. You guys have no idea what it means to me to have actual FANS. I feel famous all the time because of you people. Thank you all so much.

Now, for random things about my life that you don't have to read:

I have finals next week. This is why I have not been posting. Because of tests. Which I despise.

ALSO! I will not be posting ANYTHING near the secon week of June because I will be traveling in a car all the way to New Jersey. Where I spend every summer. Working.

Due to the fact I'll be working, I might not update very much. Also, the wifi up there is shit. SO I AM SORRY. But I will try as hard as possible. I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO MUCH TO LEAVE YOU.

-Mallory