Alfarr yawns as he kept staring out the window. "Such a long trip every time."

"Coffee?" Ruby offers walking up with a cup.

"Thanks." Alfarr says taking it.

Ruby smiles as she sits in his lap. "So…what's the longest you stayed up?"

"Remember that trip we had on my homeland?" Alfarr says.

Ruby nods. "Yeah, what about it?"

"Remember we had to hike sometimes days on end?" Alfarr asks.

Ruby looks to him. "Oh. So you sure you want to stay awake? We can take over."

"It's just the second shift." Alfarr says rubbing her head.

Ruby hums happily as she enjoys the petting. "Come on Alfarr. Take a break."

"I'll think about it." Alfarr says before kissing her neck.

Ruby eeps and blushed heavily as she jumps a bit away. "Um…Alfarr…" She tries to ask slowly.

"I'm still thinking." Alfarr says.

Ruby stayed crimson for a bit as she tried to calm down. "Um…Weiss…told me about the whole ear and marriage thing." She tries to say.

"I see. Well no need to dwell on it right?" Alfarr asks.

Ruby clears her throat. "Um…well…if we do marry then…don't you want to try our version?"

"I am open to that." Alfarr says without hesitation.

Ruby blinks. "Oh…then…how about a combination? It only seems right."

"If that is how you want it." Alfarr says.

Ruby looks a bit confused. "Alfarr…what's wrong?" She asks confused.

"Nothing is wrong." Alfarr says.

Ruby frowns a bit. "Alfarr, just tell me."

"I'm serious. Nothing is wrong." Alfarr says turning to face her.

Ruby backs away a bit as she sees his face giving off anger. "Oh, okay." She said quickly and looks away a bit.

Alfarr sighs and calms down. "Sorry." He said leaning up and hugging her. "So…want to stay on the shift with me?"

Ruby sighs and leans into him. "Sure. Might as well make sure you would get some sleep."

"Alright…so who is going to escort me? Knowing you girls, you will want to insure I make it there." Alfarr jokes.

"May." Ruby says.

Alfarr blinks. "Really? Her? Why not Yang since she barely had chances?"

"Well Yang is on this shift." Ruby says as May walks up smirking.

Alfarr blinks. "You're on the next shift?" He asks Ruby a bit surprised.

"Yeah, got your job and I am looking forward to it." Ruby says.

"Didn't like the briefing huh?" Alfarr asks.

Ruby smirks and kisses him as May stops surprised before Ruby pulls away a bit. "Just missed you." Ruby said almost giggling.

"What, you jealous?" Alfarr asks smirking to May who smiled in return.

May chuckles. "Nah. Just seeing that you can make these people happy is surprising at most times. Though does he really know how to kiss?" She asks Ruby.

"He is all yours." Ruby says smiling.

May shakes her head as she gets off of him and sits in another chair as Alfarr stretches as he gets up. "Okay, let's go." Alfarr said trying to follow May.

"So how badly did you fool the one impersonating me?" May asks.

"She didn't even know you were my girl." Alfarr says wrapping an arm around her.

May chuckles as she wraps her arms around his neck. "Good. Though she needs to work on her weapon work."

"Yeah, missed three out of nine times." Alfarr says.

May shakes her head. "Nope. Not good enough even to be with you." She said leaning against him. "Maybe if she used her own weapons, but not mine. No one can copy my work." She said poking his chest.

"She also couldn't tell a scope messes up my aim." Alfarr says before kissing her cheek.

May frowns. "Yep, bad choice. However…me, how about we go test each other again and see what drawn us to each other?"

"I thought it was my shining personality." Alfarr jokes.

May chuckles. "Or maybe good looks and skills."

"Oh yeah, I have those too." Alfarr jokes.

May smiles as she drags him along. "Now how about me? What attracted you?"

"Let's see what is attractive about my sniper." Alfarr says smirking and playing along as they enter his room.

May grins. "Well, the looks are first."

"Well the way you wear that beanie of yours over one eye is cute." Alfarr says.

May blushes a bit. "Oh? And what else?"

"Oh you got to come close to hear more." Alfarr says sitting on his bed.

May smirks and sits on his lap. "How's that?" She asks leaning against him.

"That's fine." Alfarr says laying back onto the bed with her.

May hums and nuzzles into him. "So…going to tell me the rest?"

"Alright, I love your sharp greyish blue eyes." Alfarr says.

May giggles. "Nothing else?"

"I can go on." Alfarr says stroking her back.

May hums. "Okay then, what about my personality?"

"You are rash and impulsive, but also patient and calculating when you want to be." Alfarr says.

May smirks. "I'm rash huh? Then how about if I do something crazy on you?"

"I'm open to suggestions." Alfarr says.

May smiles and sits up a bit. "Weiss sure is a talker you know?" She asks starting to rub his ears.

Alfarr sighs in relief and maneuvers himself to where his head is in her lap.

May smiles and keeps rubbing his ear. "And she told me about nipping the ear. Strange…but your culture, your rules. But…how are you going to nip ours since we aren't your people?"

"Well I guess I will have to go with your traditions." Alfarr says smirking, confusing her till she felt a hand rubbing her rear.

May shakes her head and blush. "You're getting bolder by the day. Did that time away teach you a few things?"

"My godfather was good for a few things." Alfarr jokes.

May rolls her eyes and keeps letting his ear. "Really? Was one of them on how to keep up with girls?"

"So so. So am I the only one going to get some rest or will you join me?" Alfarr asks.

May nods. "Yeah. Come on. Move over." She said moving him so she can lay down with him.

Alfarr smiled and pulls her close. "Very nice rear as well." Alfarr whispers into her ear.

May frowns and hits his chest. "Shut up."

"You told me to tell you your good qualities remember?" Alfarr asks tapping her nose.

May sighs. "Okay, I walked into that one."

Alfarr continued to smile before leaning into her shoulder.

May smiles and sighs in relief. "Night Alfarr."

"Night May." Alfarr says pulling the sheet over them.


"All hands, we are closing on Prague." Winter's voice says over the intercom.

Alfarr groans as he adjusts his cloak. "About time. I was worried I have to sleep for a long time."

"What, didn't rest well?" May asks.

"Well…" Alfarr stops realizing the trap.

May smirks and leans in. "Yes?"

"It's a trap." Alfarr simply say.

May chuckles. "Yes it is, now just say no."

"Whatever makes you happy." Alfarr says.

May grins. "Nah, it's just for getting the others in on your bedtime." She said getting her shirt on.

"Whe…when did you remove that?" Alfarr asks blushing.

May chuckles. "Last night when you were sleeping. Why?" She asks slyly.

"You sneaky little…I would say you are very fox like." Alfarr says.

May then smiles gently. "Oh, Weiss told me about something from your village. Sorry I didn't get it sooner." She said opening the closet and gets out a stuffed fox animal. "Sorry if it's not well."

"Is that?" Alfarr asks surprised.

May nods. "It was your mother's creation so…we grabbed it. It was the only good and best thing out of your home."

"I can't believe Mr. Fluff Tail is here." Alfarr says.

May blinks. "Mr. Fluff Tail?"

"Yes, why do you ask?" Alfarr asks as May starts developing a smirk from ear to ear.

May chuckles. "Oh, no reason."

"I am never going to hear the end of it, am I?" Alfarr asks.

May hums as she thinks. "Only if you kiss one of us every day."

"But then won't the others get jealous." Alfarr jokes.

May rolls her eyes. "I said one of us every day."

"Yeah, what about the other ones?" Alfarr says walking over to her.

May sighs. "Fine, kiss all of us every day."

"And what about you?" Alfarr asks helping her zip up her hoodie.

May grins. "I'm included."

"You know what I meant." Alfarr says before kissing her.

May smiles into the kiss and wraps her arms around him before pulling away a bit. "Easy there. Well…you can give extra kisses if you want, but you have to kiss each of us every day from now on."

"We can try and fit it into the schedule. Just don't tell any of the guys in the taskforce about his name." Alfarr says.

May taps his nose. "You better or we are going to tell."

"Just so you know, the guys find out about Mr. Fluff Tail's name, they find out about your Mister Hopper." Alfarr whispers to her.

May frowns. "You wouldn't dare."

"Ask Fluff Tail." Alfarr says.

May keeps frowning before she kisses him again as a few knocks came to the door. "Alfarr, May, time to go." Ruby calls outside.

"Um…you mind getting a change of clothes for May. She threw her shirt somewhere around here in the dark last night." Alfarr says.

There was silence for a bit. "Yang, you have something?" Ruby asks still with the door closed.

"I'll go look…what size is May again?" Yang asks.

May sighs as she hugs Alfarr close. "Size nine."

"Right." Yang says walking away before Ruby slips in.

Ruby sighs as she closes the door behind her and stops at the sight of May slightly shirtless. "Huh, she's better."

"Oh Ruby, I learnt Alfarr's little friend here his name." May says smirking.

Ruby raises an eyebrow. "What is it?"

"Mr. Fluff Tail." May says as Alfarr facepalms.

Ruby snickers as Alfarr sighs. "Why did you tell her that?"

"You said tell none of the guys. Ruby, last I checked, was a girl." May says smirking.

Alfarr shakes his head. "Fine, but not all of them."

Ruby giggles. "It's cute. And I'm thinking of getting Pyra a stuffed animal. What do you think is good for him?"

"I think a squeaky toy would be better." Alfarr says.

Ruby sighs. "Alfarr, a stuffed animal."

"That would catch on fire." Alfarr points out.

"He has a point, but so would a squeaky toy." May says as the three brainstormed.

Ruby hums. "Metal sculpture."

"I'm back." Yang says letting herself in.

May hums. "Still melt. We need something that can withstand lava. Oh Yang, catch Mr. Fluff Tail." She said still hugging Alfarr close but tossed the stuffed animal to Yang.

Yang blinks as she catches it. "Yang, don't do anything." Alfarr warns.

Yang blinks again. "This is Mr. Fluff Tail?" She asks holding it up.

"That it is." Ruby says.

Yang snarks and tries to hold in her laughter. "Mr. Fluff Tail?"

"I was a little kid." Alfarr says.

Yang snickers at that. "Aw, what a cute name. What do you think girls, big tough guy naming such a cute little animal?" She asks petting the stuffed animal like an evil villain.

'Yang is one of the only ones I have nothing to blackmail with.' Alfarr thinks, his eye twitching.

May smirks. "Don't you have something to do Alfarr?" She asks poking his chest.

"I didn't think you wanted to do it in front of the others." Alfarr says knowing what direction Yang's mind would go with that comment.

May chuckles. "Well, it has to be done with each of them every day so you get to work." She said making Yang blush.

"Oh now look what you done, the most innocent one is showing." Alfarr says joking.

Ruby gulps as she blushes beet red. "Um…"

May chuckles. "You're right, just look at Yang." May says.

Alfarr smiles as he looks to her frozen and crimson red. "Yes, she does look like she needs some."

May couldn't take it any longer and just laughs.

Alfarr chuckles as the two look confused. "Relax. We are not talking about what you think it is. It's this." He said walking over and kissing her before pulling away and kisses Ruby and steps back just as quick as they remained still. "She wanted me to kiss each of you girls everyday or she will tell the guys the name of my stuffed animal." He said pointing to May taking the shirt from Yang and putting it on.

"Oh whoa." Yang says embarrassed.

Ruby sighs in relief. "I was worried for a second because that isn't you."

"You will know when it is him." May teases.

Ruby giggles. "I already do."

"Oh so you lost your virginity?" May asks.

Ruby squeaks as she freezes as Alfarr shakes his head and blushes while looking away. "May…just get dressed and ready." He said grabbing his bag and heads out.

"Right away hun." May says.

Yang groans as she rubs her forehead. "You know; you are the biggest risk taker ever in our group. Second one being Coco. But sometimes you go too far."

"All a part of the charm number three." May says.

Ruby raises an eyebrow. "And what's number three?"

"On the ranking she talked about." May says.

Yang scoffs. "It's strange that Alfarr goes for almost the same kind of girls now that I think about it."

"Who are you kidding?" Ruby says before rushing over and hugging Alfarr before he can get away

Alfarr nervously clears his throat. "Actually…I might be." He admits as he hugs her back with one arm.

"You girls going to keep up this joke?" Ruby asks before Alfarr noticed she had developed a little more physically since he left.

Yang chuckles. "Nah sis, but you may need to back off before he faints from feeling you all over."

"So…I see you grew in more ways than one." Alfarr weakly offers.

Ruby raises an eyebrow to him. "Oh, you've been looking me over haven't you?"

"Well you are my girl." Alfarr offered unsure.

Ruby grins then and leans in. "I can offer you a bit of a closer look later." She whispered.

Alfarr's face goes completely scarlet.

Yang snickers. "What did you say to him?"

Ruby smirks to her. "Private."

May chuckles. "Come on Rubs, tell us."

"Only if you all agree to let Alfarr sit in on us changing clothes." Ruby says with Alfarr swearing little devil horns shown through her hair.

Yang grins. "Oh…that's evil don't you think? He could faint and die in his fainting spell."

"Who was the one that corrupted her?" May asks smirking.

Ruby rubs her hands together. "I would think Coco taught me a lot. See, he's blushing and that's what I want from my boyfriend." She said hugging Alfarr's arm.

"Oh, also sis remember, we have to go shopping soon. You told me your bras are a little tight now." Yang says making blood start to run out of Alfarr's nose.

Ruby smiles. "Oh yeah, you think we should bring him?" She asks pulling Alfarr's arm and pushes him forward a bit.

"Ok enough teasing you two. We have a mission and he is already bleeding." May says getting the sisters to notice.

Both Yang and Ruby look to Alfarr who was bleeding heavily from his nose and was blushing heavily. "Oops, sorry Alfarr." Ruby said letting him go and smiling.

"You two go on ahead. I will help him get cleaned up." Yang says.

Ruby and May nod as Yang helps Alfarr wipe off the blood. "Would Ruby, May, Yang, and Alfarr please come to the bridge with the rest of us…unless you four are busy then clean up and get dressed." Qrow said over the intercom before a smack was heard. "Ow."

"Go placate them." Yang says to the two.

Ruby and May giggle to each at what he thought before rushing off. "Um…did he really think that?" Alfarr asks nervously.

"Yeah, he is drunk most of the time remember." Yang says helping with a gentle touch.

Alfarr shakes his head. "Right, shouldn't you get ready as well?"

"I am." Yang says finishing wiping the blood away.

Alfarr smiles a bit. "Well I better get going." He said walking away.

"Nuh huh. Your nose hasn't stopped bleeding." Yang says holding him with a hand.

Alfarr raises an eyebrow. "Yang, I can stop it on my own."

"Sit down and let me take care of you." Yang says sternly.

Alfarr gulps at her tone before sitting down. "Okay."

"Good boy." Yang says continuing to work on him with a gentle touch.

Alfarr sighs as he tries to relax. "So…how much have you girls been missing me?"

"Oh we hit a few rough spots. I took a few out on my berserker and he finally agreed to teach me some." Yang says.

"And by rough spots, you mean…?" Alfarr asks.

"Loneliness and a little anger. A few guys tried to make a move on us not knowing we were taken." Yang says.

Alfarr smiles. "Bad idea."

"Oh yeah, Coco explained it to one who came onto her, but he kept persisting." Yang says.

"Nutshot?" Alfarr asks.

Yang grins. "More like both the head and nuts."

"And you?" Alfarr asks petting her head.

Yang smiles. "Had to punch off ten guys."

"That where the name punch out queen come from?" Alfarr asks.

Yang chuckles. "Oh yeah. Really cool, don't you think?"

"I always thought you were cool." Alfarr says as she finished.

Yang nods. "Yep and don't you forget it."

"I won't." Alfarr says hugging her.

Yang sighs in relief as she hugs him back. "It's great to have you back."

"Great to be back." Alfarr says lifting her up.

"Oh, someone's been working out." Yang says.

"Oh you noticed." Alfarr teases.

Yang chuckles. "Then let's go lover boy."

"Want me to carry you there?" Alfarr asks getting a grasp on her rear.

Yang smirks. "Only if you don't squeeze my ass."

"Oh what will you do if I do?" Alfarr inquires.

Yang hums. "How do you feel about me hugging you the entire way?"

Alfarr chuckles before kissing her cheek and lets her down.

Yang smiles. "You can still carry me if you want."

"But then the others will want me to do that throughout the mission." Alfarr jokes.

Yang pokes his chest. "Carry…me."

"I will to bed later." Alfarr says rubbing her hair.

Yang chuckles. "Oh you sneaky little…"

"Be nice." Alfarr quipped.

"Ok, but remember what you said." Yang says.


"So what do you think?" Reese asks.

"Hum…library to see what the local accounts are?" Alfarr asks looking out to the city from the ship.

Reese nods. "Could work. Though if you want local news, just pick up a newspaper."

"About a legend centuries old?" Alfarr asks.

Reese rolls her eyes. "Meant any white fang that might have shown up."

"Oh them." Alfarr says leaning against her slightly.

Reese wraps an arm around him and pulls him close. "So…what have you missed about us?"

"Nuh uh, mission first, then flirting." Alfarr whispered into her ear.

Reese grins. "Then what are you doing now?"

"Enjoying the view." Alfarr whispers into her ear.

Reese rolls her eyes. "Is that me or out the window?"

"The closer one." Alfarr says smirking.

Reese grins. "Want to see more details?"

"Maybe later." Alfarr says starting to walk with her.

Reese chuckles. "I missed you."

"I missed you too." Alfarr says.

"I'll message some of the others to meet us there." Reese says before heading to her team and talking to them.

Alfarr sighs as he heads down to the door. "I missed quite a few things." He said to himself.


"Huh, this wasn't in the legend." Weiss says reading from a book.

"What?" Nadir asks.

Weiss shows the book to her. "This." She said pointing to it.

"The golems blood is the key to their return." Nadir reads.

Weiss nods. "What we have list it as the spell itself."

"But Golem don't have blood. Most were made of clay." Blake says.

"Some do. They are flesh and blood golem from those trying to recreate humans but bigger and stronger and under complete control." Alfarr said passing by with a large book.

"Any success?" Weiss asks.

"More luck getting water by wringing a stone." Alfarr says.

"I don't need an explanation for that." Blake said.

"Blood, the golems…could it have been a hint?" Alfarr thinks.

Weiss hums as she keeps flipping through the book. "Maybe."

"Guys, we got trouble." Reese says looking out the window from the second story.

Alfarr rushes over and looks out and sees some white fang members. "Damn, pack it up people. We got some members."

"Buy food from a stand." Reese says.

"Buying what?" Alfarr asks looking back to see them actually buying lunch. "Um…"

"I don't think they know we are here." Reese says.

Alfarr hums. "I need someone to watch them."

"Who wants to tail them?" Reese asks.

May smiles. "I got it."

"I will step out as well. I am going to visit the resting place of the one who made the golems." Alfarr says.

May grabs his hand and pulls him along. "Come on."

"I was thinking alone. Maybe get the drop on the one who impersonated you." Alfarr says whispering the latter part into her ear.

May grins. "I'll drop you off honey."


"It's better than being drenched every so often." Emerald says walking around.

'Leeches huh?' Alfarr thinks as he watches, waiting for her to step where he wants her to.

Emerald sighs as she keeps looking around. "Still…where the heck is that restaurant? I am not going to come back to the boy toy's whining."

Alfarr smirked as he cut the rope. Emerald shakes her head at the prospect of hearing his whining before hearing something and looks over to see something dropping before looking to a rope connected to it and then follows it to where it was above her and sees it falls to a loop around where her foot landed. "Oh shit." She said simply before being carried up and hanged upside down. "I know only one person to do this." She said crossing her arms.

"Enjoying the view?" Alfarr asks smirking walking into view.

Emerald frowns. "Shut up and cut me down."

"You sure you want that? It is a long way down and the alligator I used as a counterweight will be free." Alfarr says, his smirk never leaving him.

Emerald blinks and looks to see a snapping alligator trying to bite at them. "Oh."

"And he is mad from being tied up." Alfarr says sitting in the chair he prepared.

Emerald huffs. "I suggest you cut me or I shot you."

"Oh I don't know about that. You seem to be missing them." Alfarr says as Cavalier seizes her weapons.

Emerald growls. "Let me go and give them back."

"Now now. No point in you struggling." Alfarr says being given the weapons and Chevalier returned to him.

Emerald scoffs. "It would be wise to let me go now or I might give you nightmares."

"Yeah, yeah. So how does it feel being the one taken by surprise for once?" Alfarr asks.

Emerald raises an eyebrow. "You have nothing to fear?"

"Everyone fears something. Now how about you answers some of my questions now that I have your attention." Alfarr says.

Emerald hums. "What do you fear?"

"Now now. That would be telling and you might want to do something, your breasts are slipping out." Alfarr says slightly looking away.

Emerald blushes heavily and tries to keep her breasts from moving out. "Perv." She said fixing her clothes.

"Truth be told; I didn't set the trap for you specifically. Just waiting for one of your side to walk into it." Alfarr says.

Emerald groans as she keeps covering herself. "Then what do you want?"

"What are you doing in Prague? I left your guy trying to steal the info of where we were going sinking into the ocean…drowning." Alfarr says surprising her.

Emerald blinks. "Um…vacation?" She offers.

Alfarr wasn't amused as he started slowly sawing through the rope holding her up with her own weapon.

Emerald frowns. "I ain't telling you crap!"

Alfarr shrugs as he keeps cutting.

Emerald frowns and growls. "We're making a base!" She yells as the alligator hisses at them to shut up.

Alfarr stops, his smirk returning. "Go on."

Emerald huffs. "Our old base is too broken to live in anymore."

"I see…hi Cinder. Fancy meeting you here." Alfarr says whirling around to point the two weapons in gun mode at the one behind him as she held fire in her hand ready to attack.

Cinder frowns. "Let her go."

"Best reconsider your words as that would drop her to the alligator down there." Alfarr says smirking.

Cinder huffs as he starts to eat a chocolate bar casually. "Then pull her in and drop her at my feet."

"Sorry, trap not that sophisticated." Alfarr says.

Emerald tries to shake herself. "Let me go."

"Emerald, don't tempt him." Cinder says.

"So looks like it is my advantage." Alfarr says smirking.

Cinder makes more flames in her hand before blinking confused and looks to her chest to see a moving red dot and follows it to see someone far away on a rooftop. "Too prepared."

"Actually, if I had caught a meno would have grilled them then let that guy down there have a meal. But, here I caught a nice one." Alfarr says.

Emerald shakes her head. "I hate this guy."

"Now let's speak plainly. If we fight here then it won't be for either of our benefit, since you are house shopping." Alfarr says.

Cinder raises an eyebrow. "Then want to help us find a home? You can be my husband again." She said smirking at the end.

Alfarr sighs. "And time and time again, I shall that I am not your husband and you are not my wife. Now let's not fight in front of the kids. Especially one that wants to be your wife." Alfarr jokes.

Cinder looks to Emerald to see what she had to say.

"I am not getting with this guy." Emerald said still covering herself up.

"Then why are you showing off?" Alfarr asks smirking.

Emerald blushes heavily and looks away again.

Cinder smiles. "Maybe you can be a husband to us both? I think she deserve a life with you."

"Anyways, I won't tell anyone about your looking for a base if you two don't interfere with our investigation this time." Alfarr says.

Cinder smiles. "Such a good hubby." She said as Alfarr brings in Emerald and slices the rope and sends her hitting the ground by their feet.

Alfarr chuckles as he packs most of his things away. "Also, this might help a decision making for one of you." He said biting into more chocolate and brings Emerald up and kisses her to her shock before giving her the bit chocolate into her mouth and pulls away. "Enjoy the snack." He said giving Cinder the chocolate bar and walks off.

Emerald stood there mouth agape, unable to process what just happened.

Cinder chuckles as she eats the bar. "Not bad. You better eat yours before some flies get it."

"Cinder, what just happened?" Emerald asks.

"He played us so his sniper friend could escape…he also took your guns." Cinder says.

Emerald blinks before slowly frowning and then starting to growl. "I'm going to kill him." She seethed.

"Eat your candy first little lady." Cinder said happily eating her bar.

Emerald growls chewing, before running off through the door he left through before hearing another sound and then something around her ankle. "Fuck you!" She yelled being lifted up again.

Cinder, seeing this, smirks a bit. "She walked right into that one."