Lord of the Rings Christmas Carols

by BaronCat40

This is a bunch of Christmas Carols based on the Lord of the Rings series. Not intended to copy anything else. Selections include: "Frodo got Runover by a Cave Troll", "Warning of the Bells", "Deck the Halls with Nazgul Flying", and many others. This year's content starts at chapter 54 (Song of Battle Day).

36. The Mighty Elven King

This is the Might Elven King. It's a parody of the Little Drummer boy requested by DarylDixon'sgirl1985. Thanks to same for reviewing!

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new slain dwarf to see, pa rum pum pum pum
My head is still aching, pa rum pum pum pum
Because that rock hit it, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So he honored me, pa rum pum pum pum,
Then he died.
(2)
Little Hobbit, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a rich elf king, pa rum pum pum pum
You have a gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the king, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

What have I done, pa rum pum pum pum,
To deserve this?

Bilbo bobbeded(1), pa rum pum pum pum
He began to sweat, pa rum pum pum pum
He wanted to thank me, pa rum pum pum pum
I did not murder him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then he smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
and gave me this(3).

(1)I apologize for making up a word. It was the only way I could think of to fit something in there. The Hobbit does say that Bilbo was "bobbing on his carpet."

(2)Now it's the Elf King talking/singing.

(3)The jade necklace mentioned in the Hobbit as being given to the Elf King.

Please review and feel free to suggest!