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"And as you might have noticed, Gryffindor house has had a few minor... setbacks," Dumbledore offered as tactfully as he could explain that all but two students were now residents of the infirmary, and would likely remain such for the foreseeable future. Those two hale and hearty students were currently cowering in a corner, clutching at each other and pulling away from even the faintest hint of purple.
Not that any other could see them, not with the invisibility cloak covering them in a desperate hope to leave the house with something resembling dignity. "Until such time as they can get back on their feet, we would like to welcome some very special guests that should help us with restoring the unity that we seem to have lost."
"Please help me in welcoming our new student mentors, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Applejack. Now while only two have what we recognize as magical pow-"
"They're ponies! Freaking candy-colored ponies!" some whiny fop from Slytherin shouted in dismay at the top of his voice. "When my father's hear about this-"
Whatever threat that might have followed was cut off by a sudden blinding glow bursting forth from all six of the ponies, causing two students to bolt for the door, while another in the middle of the crowded Great Hall shouted out, "HIT THE DECK!"
The muggleborns all followed the orders, diving under their respective tables and covering up as best as they could. Sadly there was no stopping the Rainbow of Light that blasted into the student body, teaching staff, and ninety-eight percent of the castle.
Oddly enough, there would be found two friends huddled on the shore of the lake, right where the carriages and boats would have met up during the first day of school for any given year. When asked, they would start gibbering about blinding flashes, and snuggle fests before pointing towards the castle weakly. The only thing found in the ruins upon the aurors investigation a week after the actual incident was every last person hugging everyone else, and as stiff as rocks.
The only explanation was that some sort of high level magic spell was set off, and they were put into stasis to protect them until some condition was met. They left shortly after leaving a few notice-me-not charms to keep the students protected, they also in their infinite wisdom chose to leave the two that had been 'waiting for the train home' in their own words.
What no one saw was two forms sitting on a hill overlooking the rather disturbing lack of professional conduct by the Aurors. One was a small purple unicorn with a pink stripe through her mane and tail, while the other was a young woman with blond hair and a distant look. "It is still not time Twilight, I'm sorry I doubted you."
"You didn't know Luna, we'll just revert to our original schedule of appearing in the year 2010 of your calendars," Twilight answered quietly as she scratched her head with her hoof. "Are you sure it's alright for me to leave? We could try and-"
"No, we're going to have to cancel our Tuesday appointment however Twilight, I don't think Harry nor Hermione will be in the mood for tea, sorry," Luna offered with a wave towards where the two students sat waiting for the train trip home.
"No, you take care of your friends, I have to check up on mine..."
And with that the two parted company, each to a similar task that would crush a lesser being.