The final chapter of the honeymoon. *le sigh* I hope everyone enjoyed the Finchel sexytimes from the last few chapters. :) As for the next chapter, it's been written for while now so it should be up sooner than this was. Enough of my squawking now, onto the Finchel!
October 12th, 2019
Their return flight from France had been lengthy and beyond boring and no matter how many times Finn asked Rachel if she needed to use the bathroom – wink wink – she said no and continued to read through the complimentary Air France magazine, pointing neat things out to her disgruntled husband. Clearly he and Rachel needed to fly away from the US more often if that was the only way he'd get Mile High access.
When they arrived back at JFK Rachel was eager to get home. Finn had yet to sweep her of her feet bridal style and carry her into their home for the first time as husband and wife which she considered a rite of passage for newlyweds and had to be performed. They caught a cab as no one could pick them up and they didn't want to tiredly carry all their luggage on the subway and through the traffic made their way back to Manhattan.
They were exhausted as they dragged their bags up the stairs of their apartment building.
"When we move, the next place we're living in will have an elevator!" Rachel huffed as she dragged her bag over the last step. It wasn't that she was out of shape and couldn't climb the stairs; she just hated having to carry heavy bags up to their fifth floor. Finn offered to come back down for her bag but Rachel had insisted. She just wanted to get upstairs, be whisked over her threshold into her bedroom, make passionate love to her husband for the first time in their home, then take a nice post-coital nap wrapped in his arms before drawing a bath they could share while having some of the wine she brought back with her with soft music playing in the background then maybe have some more sex, eat at some point then go to bed and begin to get back into Eastern Standard Time. Unfortunately as they hit the landing of their floor their ultra conservative, ultra catholic next door neighbor opened her door and immediately began speaking to them.
"Hello Mr. and Mrs. Hudson!" the younger woman greeted with emphasis on Mrs. as she walked toward them. "It's so nice to see that wedding band on your finger finally!"
"Hello Mary-Anne. I'd have to agree," Rachel replied with a smile toward her husband. They had different reasons for enjoying the band on her finger but they did both like seeing it there. "It's so nice to finally be married to the man I love." Finn looked down at Rachel, smiling then giving her a kiss.
"I bet the honeymoon would have been even better if you'd had waited."
"Actually Mary-Anne, our honeymoon was one of the best weeks of my life and I'm pretty sure of Rachel's too. Not that there's anything wrong with waiting but we didn't need to," Finn replied a little tersely. Rachel stared up at him, silently telling him to shut up then back at Mary-Anne.
She smiled at the woman. "I'm sorry Mary-Anne but we're kind of beat from our trip so we're going to head inside. It was nice seeing you."
Mary-Anne nodded, glaring a little at Finn. "I just wanted to say congratulations and to let you know that if you ever need any marriage counseling my church does offer it. The only thing you need to do to use it is to attend mass. So just keep that in mind. Now feel free to have God-approved coitus if you must. Just please try to keep it down. My nephew is spending the week with me and he's a very curious boy who asks a lot of questions."
Finn and Rachel stared at their neighbor awkwardly before looking at each other.
"Okay, I'll see you later!" Mary-Anne waved goodbye and started back toward her own apartment.
"She is a strange lady," Finn commented as he dug out his keys and unlocked the door. As it swung open Finn picked up Rachel who squealed at the sudden motion. Once she was settled comfortably in his arms Finn looked into her eyes. "Welcome home, Mrs. Hudson."
Rachel giggled. "I love it when you call me Mrs. Hudson." She leaned forward and placed her lips against Finn's as he carried her over the threshold. Both were so enraptured in the other neither even realized their television was on and a lump was snoring away on their couch until Finn stepped on something squishy and nearly went down.
Rachel screamed as Finn lost his grip and she started falling toward the floor. Luckily Finn was able to tighten his arms before she could completely slip out of them and hit the ground. He eased her down onto her butt then helped her back up to her feet before looking around their apartment to see what was amiss.
The offending squishy item Finn had slipped on was a piece of now deformed pizza that was smushed into his hardwood floor. He noticed the TV was tuned to ESPN and then looked toward the couch where his best friend was stirring.
"Damn Berry, did you need to scream so fucking loud?" Puck asked as he sat up rubbing his eyes.
Rachel's nostrils were flared in anger as she stared at him. "Puck! What the hell are you doing in my house? And my name isn't Berry anymore!" She placed her hands on her hips waiting for a very good answer. Puck was ruining her entrance into her home for the first time as a wife.
"Would you stop screaming at me? My head hurts enough as it is already."
"Puck, seriously dude, what are you doing here?" Finn asked. He wanted to have sex with his wife and Puck's presence was totally cock blocking him.
He stared bleary eyed up at them. "Anjali threw me out of the house."
"What? Why would she do that?" Rachel shrieked. Anjali, for some reason, loved Puck and would never leave him. "What did you do?"
"I forgot her ice cream and she flipped on me. Told me not to bother coming back to the house until I had a gallon of Ben & Jerry's. I figured if she was flipping shit over ice cream I'd just stay out until her mood swung back in my favor. I ended up here last night and started drinking since I can't at home and must've passed out. I meant to be out of here before you guys got back. Anjali is going to kill me for not coming home last night."
Rachel was confused. "Anjali threw you out of the house over Ben & Jerry's? She must be having a really heavy period."
Puck stood up and stretched. "She's not on her period. Don't tell her I told you this because she wanted to be the one to do it when all the wedding hype simmered down but Anj is pregnant again."
Rachel gasped and Finn smiled. He pulled Puck in for a hug and clapped him on the back before Rachel could hug him too.
"Congratulations man, that's great news. How far along is she?" Finn asked.
Puck shrugged. "About four months. We found out about five weeks ago but Anj insisted on keeping it secret because she didn't want to steal Berry's wedding thunder with how awesome I am at making babies with her."
"This wasn't planned was it?" Finn said dryly.
"Nope. But it's okay. This kid's gotta be awesome if he's so gung ho to exist. I can't help it that my swimmers are so resistant to Anj's birth control."
"Wait, is it a boy? Do you know the sex already?" Rachel asked picking up on his use of 'he'.
Puck rubbed his head. "Nah, we don't know yet. I just have a feeling it's gonna be a boy. Don't get me wrong, I love Jasmine and even though I haven't seen her since she was born I will always love Beth but a son would be nice. Need someone to carry on the Puckerman name."
Rachel scoffed. "That's just what the world needs; a bunch of mini-Noah's running around."
"Hell yeah! I'm awesome and the world should have more of me." Puck flashed a cheesy grin at Rachel who just rolled her eyes.
Now Rachel looked concerned. "I don't get it though, why wouldn't she just tell us she was pregnant? She wouldn't have 'stolen my thunder'. Babies and weddings are two different things. This is a big deal for you guys; you shouldn't have to hide it."
"That's what I said but Anjali twisted my arm until I agreed not to say anything. Literally, she twisted it and put me on my knees. That woman is like freaking Supergirl or something. I guess she wanted people to focus on one thing at a time and since you're wedding date was before the kid's birth date, you came first. At least when it came to friends. Her mom knows though."
Finn, growing more antsy with each passing second, interjected. "Look man, we're really happy and excited for you but you're kinda being a third wheel right now. You have a pregnant wife at home who needs ice cream and is probably wondering where you are and I have a wife here who needs to be fucked right now," Rachel smacked him on the arm, "sorry, who needs to be made sweet love to," Rachel shook her head and crossed her arms over her chest but didn't interrupt again, "so if you could maybe, I don't know, leave, that would be awesome."
"Come on, it wouldn't be that awkward if I watched TV while you two fucked in your room. It would be like college all over again," Puck joked as he picked up the box of pizza he ordered.
"Get out Puck!" Finn yelled at him as he shoved his phone and wallet into his hands.
"Alright, I get the hint, I'm going." Puck took his pizza and started heading for the door. "But seriously, please don't tell Anj I told you she's pregnant. She will strangle me if she finds out I ruined the surprise. She was going to tell you when she randomly dropped by tomorrow."
"Don't worry, we'll be too busy practicing for our own kids to think about yours," Finn replied earning another smack from Rachel.
Puck opened the door and stepped out. He turned to say something else but Finn slammed the door in his face and locked it. Finn turned back around with lust in his eyes as he stalked forward to take Rachel in his arms again. But a knock on the door prevented the newlyweds from progressing further.
"What now?" Finn grumbled as he walked back to the door. "What?"
"Your luggage is out here. Thought you might want to know before someone stole it."
Finn grumbled as he pulled their bags into the apartment and before Puck could even get another word out, Finn said, "Goodbye Puck," and slammed the door in his face.
Finn rushed over to Rachel and scooped her up, quickly whisking her off to the bedroom. When he got there Finn threw Rachel down on the bed and growled as he pounced on her body, attaching his lips to her neck.
Rachel giggled in response to her eager husband's actions and started tugging at his sweater to get the offending article off his body. Once off, Rachel started pulling on her own shirt while Finn worked on unbuttoning her jeans and sliding them down her body. He kissed every bit of skin he could while Rachel ran her fingers through his hair and writhed under him.
"Finn, I want you..." Rachel whimpered when his mouth grazed over the thin wet fabric keeping his lips from her skin.
Finn smiled down at Rachel as he sat up on his knees between her legs, undoing his own jeans. "You want me, huh? How do you want me?"
"I want you to taste me. I want your tongue inside me and on me and I want your cock in me. Finn, I want you to come in me." Rachel rubbed her thighs together before Finn spread them apart.
"I think I can handle that," he said with a smirk, leaning down to capture Rachel's lips before skimming them down her body to her center. Finn hooked his fingers in Rachel's panties and pulled them from her body.
Much more slowly than Rachel wished Finn grazed his lips over her thighs up to her mound. He pressed little kisses to her, making her hips buck up before he pressed his hand down on her lower abdomen to keep her from moving.
"You're so beautiful," he stated, brushing his fingers over her slit. He parted her folds and traced her opening with his finger to tease her before thrusting it inside her.
Rachel let out a loud whine as Finn began fingering her. Then she could feel his tongue press against her nub. All thoughts escaped her brain as Finn pleasured her with his mouth and hands. All Rachel could focus on was the friction against her clit and g-spot. After a few more seconds and Finn lightly blowing on her sensitive nub, Rachel gripped his hair tightly and wailed as she came around Finn's fingers which were still furiously thrusting in and out of her, milking her body of its release completely.
He lapped at her a few more times before making his way back up to Rachel's head. She pulled his face to hers and kissed and licked at her wetness on his skin while shoving his jeans and boxers down his body to release his stiff member.
Without further delay, Rachel took him in her hand and lined him up. He slammed into her quickly over and over, forcing big moans out of her tiny body. Her entire being bounced under him with the force of his pumping. Finn wrapped his arms around her, hugging her tightly to his body as he continued to thrust in and out until he couldn't hold it anymore and exploded inside Rachel just like she wanted. Rachel smiled when she felt Finn swell inside her then as he put out a couple more quick thrusts she came again with Finn still inside her.
Their breathing was ragged while they let their bodies settle. Finn's forehead had fallen onto Rachel's shoulder and she played with the hair at the nape of his neck. Finn kissed Rachel's shoulder then picked his head up to look at her.
"I love you, Mrs. Hudson." He smiled down at her and brushed some hair out of her face before placing a kiss on her forehead, both cheeks, the tip of her nose and finally on her lips.
Rachel closed her eyes in contentment, pulling her lips together to hold onto Finn's kiss. When she could feel Finn begin to pull away Rachel's eyes opened and she pouted not releasing her hold on him. "Don't let go yet," she said quietly.
"Babe, I gotta pull out."
"Fine, but don't let go of me yet."
"I'll never let go, Rach. I promise," Finn said in a girlish voice imitating Rose from Titanic in an overdramatic way.
She burst out laughing as Finn pulled out and rolled onto his back taking her with him. Rachel lay on top of Finn, playing with his hair lightly, staring into his face. She felt so at ease and happy in that moment that she could hardly believe it.
"What are you thinking about?" Finn asked, brushing some hair behind her ear.
"How much I love you." She glanced away for a moment. "We've been through so much together...I just want you to know that even through all the bad times and difficult points, I've never stopped loving you and I never will. You're the only man I want and I'm so happy to call you my husband." She smiled brightly before leaning forward to kiss him.
"I do know that Rach, but it's always nice to hear." He shot her a lopsided smile then rolled them back over so Rachel was beneath him again.
As Finn leaned down to kiss Rachel again and get another round going, she let out a huge yawn right into his face. "Ach, sorry. I'm just a little sleepy."
Finn pouted a little. "Too sleepy for more sex?"
She looked off in contemplation. "One more, then a nap. Then more later. I promise."
Finn took Rachel's decree to heart and rocked her world so hard one more time that he was pretty sure everyone in the building needed a cold shower now. They were so exhausted after the romp that the pair fell asleep almost immediately.
A few hours later Finn woke up naked in an empty bed wondering where he was. His eyes focused and he remembered he was home now but he also remembered he had fallen asleep with his lady in his arms. Finn got out of bed and threw his boxers back on. He heard music coming from the bathroom so he figured that would be the best place to look first.
Finn rapt on the door lightly then poked his head in to find Rachel lying in the bathtub covered in bubbles. A glass of wine was perched on the side while the portable iPod dock sat on the toilet.
Rachel's eyes were closed as she hummed along to the Michael Bublé song she was listening to and Finn could see her toes poking out from the bubbles tapping along to the beat. She looked so relaxed that Finn couldn't help being a little jealous. He wanted to be relaxed in that tub with her.
"Does this mean bathtub sex?" he asked, bringing Rachel out of her semi-quiet peaceful place.
"It can." Her eye peeked open to find Finn shucking his boxers and moving her wine glass. Rachel scooted forward to make as much room for her gargantuan husband in the tiny tub as possible. It took a lot of maneuvering and grunting but eventually Finn was comfortably situated in the tub with Rachel lying with her back on his chest.
"You're sure this isn't bothering your chest? We can always re-maneuver," Rachel suggested, tilting her head to look back at Finn.
He shook his head. "It's fine. My skin doesn't even hurt anymore. That's one good thing. I get really bad sunburns but they always heal really fast."
"Are you sure you're comfortable?"
"If I wasn't I'd tell you."
"Okay." Rachel moved on to the next topic. "So Mr. Hudson, did you have a good time on our honeymoon?"
Finn made smooth circles on Rachel's stomach while she ran her fingers up and down his legs.
"I had a fantastic time on our honeymoon. We should have one every week." Finn wagged his eyebrows at Rachel and gave her a smirk.
"You wish. I don't have that much energy and I don't think the neighbors would be too pleased. As it was I'm pretty sure Mary-Anne was banging on the wall during our last round."
"She's always banging on the wall. Maybe if she got laid herself she wouldn't be so uptight."
"Finn, you know she's waiting for marriage. I've got to admit she's a strong woman; stronger than I. I would not have had the willpower to wait until marriage to rock your world." Rachel giggled.
Finn scoffed jokingly. "I'm pretty sure I'm the one who does the world rocking."
"Nuh uh, I make you drool just with my boobs alone."
Finn raised his eyebrow and the corner of his mouth. "Oh, well, I'm pretty sure I've caught you checking out my ass when you thought no one was looking on many occasions."
Rachel turned onto her side to look at Finn better. "So maybe I have. You have a cute butt. I just like to look at it." She bit her lip as Finn could feel her hand moving along his thigh to his ass. "And touch it."
She gripped his rear and pushed herself up to get better access to his lips. They kissed fervidly as Finn pulled her closer and moved his own hands to cup Rachel's perfect round behind.
She could already feel Finn poking into her stomach, ready to turn their bathtub make-out into bathtub sex. Rachel pried herself off of Finn and stood up. She moved to stand over him then bent her knees to straddle his waist lining their bodies up so he easily pushed into her. She pulled Finn upright and they wrapped their legs around each other before hooking their arms under each other's knees, pulling them up to make more room and bring them even closer.
They rocked back and forth in the water as they passionately kissed until Finn moved his kisses to behind Rachel's ear. She moaned wildly as he sucked on the skin there and took her earlobe into his mouth.
Rachel tugged on his hair and pressed her body as close to Finn's as she could get. It was moments like this that Rachel cherished and never wanted to lose. Though quickies and outright fucking were fun and had their place and purpose, it was when they were making love that she and Finn were closest and which she enjoyed most. When they made love they were connected in every sense of the word and felt so in love and content that they were pretty sure nothing could rival it. Rachel knew passion and romance could fizzle out of marriages but she would do everything in her power to make sure that would never happen to her and Finn. What they had was way too important to let it slip away. Through time, work, kids, whatever, Rachel would fight to keep their passion alive as long as they were.
Finn released Rachel's legs to pull her arms from under his. He stopped moving momentarily and pulled out making Rachel whine in protest. He splashed water everywhere as he moved to sit on the edge of the tub then lifted Rachel up and motioned for her to sit on his lap. She straddled his thighs, wrapping her legs around his waist and scooted forward until he was back inside her.
Finn held her body against his tightly, loving the feel of their wet skin rubbing against each other. He could never get over how much he loved every bit of Rachel's body from her perfect breasts which seemed made to fit in his hands to her gorgeous smile which always made him smile to the way her body molded into his in just the right way whenever they were cuddled against one another or making love. Not to mention how her lady parts were always tight and warm and beyond compare. It was like Rachel had been made specifically for him. Which was a good thing because he liked being the only one knowing how it felt to be entwined with Rachel and to feel her heartbeat and her hands in his hair or running over his skin and every other little piece that she had chosen to share only with him forever.
"I love you," he mumbled against her neck as he took a moment to break from her skin. He looked at his wife while he rotated her hips.
"I love you too," she replied in a breathy moan before seizing on top of him as her orgasm rolled through her body. Her eyelids fluttered and her mouth fell open. Finn groaned as her walls clenched around him and followed only a few seconds later.
When Finn began to relax from climaxing, momentarily forgetting his place, he leaned backward and when his body didn't stop he flexed his muscles to try to stay upright but it was too late. He tumbled backwards still holding onto Rachel's body tightly until he hit the floor of the bathroom.
"Ow," he groaned, just lying there on his back with his legs bent over the edge of the tub, Rachel sprawled out on top of him.
Slowly, Rachel's body began to quake on top of him while he could feel her pressing her face into his chest more. Finn picked his head up, wondering what exactly was happening to his wife until she lifted her head and he could see she was laughing so hard she had begun to cry. Rachel pulled herself off Finn and flopped down onto the floor next to him continuing to laugh.
"It's not funny Rach. I could have seriously hurt myself or you."
Rachel was still in the middle of her giggle fit and couldn't even respond. Only slightly annoyed, Finn picked himself up off the floor, unplugged the drain then lifted Rachel, throwing her over his shoulder still laughing.
"You think it's funny, huh?" Finn strode out the bathroom and tossed Rachel onto the bed. She continued to laugh as Finn crawled over her, beginning to laugh himself.
Finally able to speak as her laughter died down Rachel said, "You should have seen your face as you went down. It was better than your 'o' face."
"I have a sexy 'o' face. What are you talking about?" Finn started kissing her shoulder nibbling his way up her neck. "Now, I was promised more sex later."
"We just had more sex later. I fulfilled my promise," Rachel teased.
"Rach, you return to work tomorrow. This is our last day of our honeymoon week. We need to get crazy!"
Rachel chuckled at Finn's voracity. "What, naughty pictures and sex tapes weren't crazy enough for you?"
"We should watch those."
"I'd rather use our time today having sex rather than burning DVDs of us having sex. You can do that tomorrow since you have off still and then we can watch them when I get home." Rachel giggled at Finn's smirk then started squirming out from under him but he wouldn't let her move.
"Why are you trying to leave if you want to have more sex?" he whined, still holding onto her.
"Because we have more than one room and I kinda miss my kitchen," she implied with an eyebrow quirk.
Before she could say another word, Finn got up and pulled her over his shoulder and out to the kitchen.
After a go on the kitchen counter, a blowjob against the stove, being bent over the dining room table and fucked from behind, laying on the coffee table with her feet on Finn's shoulders as he ate her out again, and finally ending up on the couch taking their time to really build up the buzz then fall into a slight sex coma, the only light in the apartment was coming from the candles Finn had lit after Rachel had decided they needed to take a break to eat before her stomach caved in on itself. While Rachel quickly made some vegan grilled cheese and tomato soup, Finn had moved some furniture around to set up some blankets and pillows in the living room to have a nice little candlelit picnic.
They scarfed their food down, neither speaking as they realized just how hungry traveling and multiple orgasms had made them. Once all food had been consumed Rachel tried to clean the dishes up but Finn told her to leave them and pulled her into his arms. She sat leaning against his chest, playing with the hem of the shorts he threw on while he rested his chin on her head.
Then he started running his hands over Rachel's flat belly. "I can't wait until you have a big pregnant belly," he stated randomly, pulling his hands away to run over the air as if there was a protruding stomach under them.
"And why's that?"
"Because Puck says pregnant sex is hot." Rachel elbowed him a little. "Ow, it will also be for other reasons," he clarified, rubbing the spot Rachel hit. "You'll be carrying our little baby, a little piece of both of us and it means we'll have made something together. I know we're waiting on kids for a while which is fine with me and probably a good idea for now anyway, but I'm excited to be a dad someday and I can't wait to see you be a mom."
Rachel turned her head to look at Finn with a huge grin on her face. "You'll be such a great daddy Finn. Our little girls will be so lucky to be able to call you their dad."
"You mean our boys. I told you Rach, we're having all boys," Finn insisted.
Rachel scoffed. "That's what you think. You better tell your XX swimmers when we're ready to start procreating to swim faster than the others." They both chuckled until Rachel's face fell and she turned serious. "I know you would like boys but you wouldn't really be disappointed with a girl right?"
"Of course not. Like I tell you whenever this conversation comes up, I will love our kids whether they're boys or girls. As long as they're healthy that's all I really care about."
Rachel leaned up to peck Finn on the lips. "So what made you bring it up now?"
"I was just thinking about Puck and Anjali. I can't believe they're on kid two already, even if by accident."
Rachel nodded. "At least they're married, living together and both have decent jobs now." They went silent for a moment both lost in thoughts of babies and pregnancy. "I do wonder if it will be a boy or a girl. I'm scared to think that if they have a boy he'll turn out to be like Noah in high school."
"You mean running around having sex with everyone including his best friend's girlfriend who he got pregnant?"
"Exactly."
"See? This is why we can't have girls! I'll have to worry about guys like Puck."
"I'm sure if Puck and Anjali had a boy and we had a girl our daughter would find their son just as annoying as I find Puck and never even think of going there with him. I wouldn't worry about it."
"You still made out with Puck even though he annoyed you," Finn contested.
Rachel chose to ignore his statement and sat up then faced her fretting husband. "Finn, we're a very long way off from our children beginning to date since we don't even have children yet. Besides, Puck might have all girls while we have all boys or all girls ourselves. They may grow up to completely despise each other or just be friends or be totally indifferent to one another. You shouldn't worry about things that are years away."
"This coming from the woman who's planned out her own funeral," Finn said, poking a little fun at some of Rachel's crazier tendencies.
Rachel shook her head and rolled her eyes. "I may have planned my life out completely, but that doesn't mean I've planned out our children's. They're their own people. I have to let them find their own paths whatever they may be…you know, once they're born." Rachel repositioned herself so she was straddling Finn's legs, pressing her hands against his chest. "My point is, don't worry so much about who our kids will or won't date just yet. We have a while to wait." Finn took her hands in his and brought them up to kiss her fingertips.
"This has been a really great end to our honeymoon," Rachel commented as Finn dropped her arms over his shoulders and brought his hands to cup her cotton clad behind.
"It's not the end though Rachel. The honeymoon might be over but, we're just starting."
Rachel's face lit up with a huge smile and sparkling eyes. "Aw, that's so sweet, cheesy, but sweet. You're very right though Mr. Hudson. We aren't Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry: boyfriend and girlfriend or fiancés anymore, we're Mr. Finn Hudson and Mrs. Rachel Hudson: married couple now and I'm so happy to be starting this part of my life with you."
She hugged Finn tighter and pressed a kiss to his lips.
"Alright Mr. Hudson, what do you say we prove that idea about sex dying after marriage false and get it on again?" Rachel giggled as she pulled away from Finn to look at him.
"I say you're the smartest and best wife ever, Mrs. Hudson." Finn laid her out and went to work making Rachel feel like the best woman in the world.
The honeymoon may officially have been over, but that didn't mean Finn and Rachel would ever be willing to let it end.