Deidara had happily explained to Sasuke all the little secrets in pranking people, like Naruto did, only more effective to damage a persons pride or ego. Sasuke got up early the next morning, a list of plans already made out and he was chuckling evilly as he wandered thru the halls, setting everything up. Anyone who saw him in the hallway quickly turned or skirted around him to avoid being the next target, he was effectively scaring everyone that saw him. He finally finished and sighed as he sat on the couch, it had only taken him an hour to set everything up and now he was bored. There was nothing on tv, no good music on and hardly anybody was up, he'd seen Kakuzu, Kakashi and Pein but none of them were good choices to relieve boredom. Sasuke was wandering thru the halls, Kisame wouldn't wake up for another three hours, so he couldn't watch that unfold yet, maybe he'd go to Itachi and annoy him, that was always fun. Sasuke slipped into the room and smirked when he saw Itachi passed out on the bed, completely spread out and unaware that he had been targeted. Sasuke silently made his way to the bed, grabbing a broken kunai that only had the handle left on it on his way. He looked down at Itachi with an evil smirk and raised the handle to hit the bed, it always made a loud gong noise that would startle Itachi.
"Do it and I'll send the pictures I took yesterday to Shin" Itachi said groggily, without even opening his eyes.
"I wasn't going to….wait, what pictures?" Sasuke asked with a glare.
"I couldn't help myself, I took a couple of pictures when you were sleeping in that dress, I made sure to pull the skirt back down when I got my pictures" Itachi said with a smirk as he looked up at Sasuke who was currently glaring down at him.
"Pervert" Sasuke growled as he glared at Itachi.
"Was there something that you wanted Sasuke?" Itachi asked curiously as he leaned against the headboard.
"I was bored so I figured I'd bug you since nobody else is up" Sasuke said with a shrug.
"Hn, so Kisame isn't up yet and you need something to kill time until his torture begins" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Pretty much, only three people are up, one I hate with a passion that will never die, one is always cranky in the morning and I know better than to mess with him and the other is just boring" Sasuke said with a sigh as he sat on the bed.
"Hn, so you want me to entertain you until the screaming starts?" Itachi asked with a smirk.
"I just thought it would be fun to bug you until he wakes up" Sasuke said with a smirk as he stretched out across the bed.
"Hn, well you realize that it's 6 in the morning?" Itachi asked with a slight frown.
"Yeah so what, you don't have any missions this week, it's not like you need to sleep all day either, you've gotten so lazy Itachi" Sasuke said with a smirk.
"There are consequences to waking me up this early Sasuke" Itachi said with an evil smirk.
"I'm really scared, you wouldn't do anything to me for fear of hurting the baby" Sasuke said confidently as he looked up at the ceiling.
"Hn, you're a confident little shit" Itachi grumbled, realizing that he was right.
"I just know you" Sasuke said looking over and pausing when he caught sight of Itachi, his hair ruffled, his shirt raised up a bit, his pants hanging down over his hips as he started to get up.
"So what do you want to do?" Itachi asked with a sigh as Sasuke was snapped out of his staring to look up at a slightly curious look from Itachi.
"I don't know" Sasuke said as he turned away to try and hide the small blush, his hormones were going insane today, everything made him think of sex, even setting up the traps.
"Hn, how about we start with breakfast" Itachi said with a smirk as he noticed the red tint to Sasukes cheeks.
"Ok, whatever, lets go" Sasuke said quickly as he got up to head to the door.
"Hn, well we could go to the kitchen, but I think I already know what I'd like to eat" Itachi said with a smirk as he quickly pinned Sasuke to the bed.
"You're such a perv" Sasuke said with a half hearted glare.
"You know you love it" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Hn, well either way, not right now, I don't want to end up falling asleep and missing the result of all my hard work" Sasuke said with determination that slightly worried Itachi.
"What have you set up Sasuke?" Itachi asked nervously as Sasuke got up and saw himself in the mirror.
"On second thought, none ever again, look at this, I'm fat, it's not even just a bump anymore, I'm seriously getting fat, I hate you" Sasuke said as he pouted at the mirror.
"I'm petitioning for the removal of all the mirrors in this base due to their obvious hatred of my sex life" Itachi said with a frown as he glared at said mirror.
"It's your fault, why couldn't you be sterile you jackass, I'm never going to be able to silently kill a target again, they'll hear me coming I know it, I'll never get back to that light figure that I had before" Sasuke said with a frown.
"Of course you will, I'll take care of the baby while you work out, it's the least I could do since you're the one sacrificing your figure for these few months, but either way, you look sexy as hell right now" Itachi said with a smirk as his hands wandered down Sasukes front.
"Pervert" Sasuke growled as he nearly ripped Itachis arms off to stop their progress.
"Hn, but if you'd open your eyes you'd realize that I'm not the only pervert after you, which proves my point perfectly, you're still incredibly sexy, a baby doesn't count as getting fat" Itachi said as Sasuke sighed.
"Can we go get some food, I'm hungry" Sasuke said suddenly as he looked up at Itachi.
"Fine, we'll go get food, I'm pretty hungry too" Itachi said as he followed Sasuke out the door.
They were halfway to the kitchen when they heard a horrified scream, it sounded like Kisame. Sasuke got an evil grin and just kept walking towards the kitchen as Itachi grimaced, he could only imagine what Sasuke had done to his partner, or possibly ex partner, depending on how this ended.
"Shouldn't we go see what's going on?" Itachi asked with mild curiosity.
"Nope, we'll see it later" Sasuke said as they walked into the kitchen to see Pein and Kakashi looking towards the door curiously.
"What did you do?" Pein asked as he looked at Sasuke.
"You always look at him when something happens" Itachi said with an annoyed tone as he glared at Pein.
"You'll see soon and shut up Itachi, I can fight my own battles, verbal ones are the only ones I have left now that this happened" Sasuke said as he glared at his stomach.
Itachi looked like he wanted to argue but at that point Sasukes mind was taken off of scolding his brother by Shin sitting down next to him and staring at his hair.
"I have a question" Shin said as he looked at Sasuke.
"Does it have to do with Kisame?" Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Nope, was that who was screaming?" Shin asked curiously before waving it off.
"Fine what is it?" Sasuke asked curiously.
"How far along are you?" Shin asked curiously.
"I don't know, I think like 5 months, why?" Sasuke asked warily.
"He's 5 and a half months along, I don't know how you keep losing track of that since it's you that's pregnant" Itachi said as he set down a plate of food for Sasuke.
"Shut up jackass, I just can't keep track of it, it's not my fault, the days just run together in this hell hole" Sasuke snapped as he stabbed at his food, Pein sighed as he looked at the annoying boy, he'd probably regret this later.
"Itachi, why don't you take Sasuke outside to the garden, maybe he can help Zetsu with the garden to help pass time better" Pein said reluctantly as Sasuke looked up at him suspiciously.
"What are you being so nice for?" Sasuke asked suspiciously as he glared at Pein, he looked like he was hiding something.
"I'm sure you'll find out later why I'd rather have you in the garden than destroying my base" Pein said with a sigh as Sasuke and Itachi both looked at him expectantly.
"I told the little blonde one that I wouldn't say anything, he wants to tell you the great news" Pein said as he got up and left.
Suddenly there was another screaming, Naruto this time and Itachi looked up curiously and was a little concerned as he looked over to see Sasuke with an evil grin.
"What did you do?" Itachi asked warily.
"You'll see" Sasuke said as he put his plate in the sink and walked out, Itachi following close behind as they went to the living room where Shikamaru and Sasori were starting a game.
Sasuke went over to watch, this was something he couldn't miss, he wanted to know which one would win and which one was more sadistic. Although Sasori was openly sadistic, Shikamaru let it simmer just below the surface, it hit you without warning, making him think that Shikamaru was actually more sadistic to hide that fact. After about fifteen minutes the living room door burst open and people started snickering as Sasuke looked around to see Kisame and Naruto standing side by side and looking very colorful. Narutos skin was dyed Barbie pink to match Kisames hair and Narutos hair was bright blue. Kisame was Orange with Barbie pink hair and they were both arguing.
"This is your fault, can't you act worth a shit, you're a fucking ninja" Naruto snarled as he plopped on the couch next to shin.
"It wasn't my acting, I did perfectly, you're probably the one that let it slip you little moron" Kisame snapped as he sat next to Itachi, earning a confused and somewhat angry look from him.
"You both gave it up, Kisame, your mistake at dinner when you kept looking at Shin, it's obvious that you like him and Naruto, while you were in the room with us when Kisame was pretending to go after Itachi, you never spoke up, I realized that when I thought about it more last night, you would have been the first to call him a bastard and threaten his life" Sasuke said in a bored tone as he continued to watch Sasori and Shikamaru, tho they weren't playing, everyone was staring at him in surprise.
"How did you know I was in the room?" Naruto asked curiously, he thought he'd hidden himself pretty well.
"Orange, bright orange in the corner of my eye, it could only have been you, Kakashi confirmed that you were standing beside him and were the reason that he himself didn't speak up or attack Kisame for his behavior toward me, you told him not to interfere that it was better for me to work it out myself and you apparently smiled when Itachi ran after me" Sasuke said as he glanced over at the dumbfounded blond.
"Fine, I'm tempted to keep what I know about you a secret then" Naruto said with a pout, but he looked ready to burst at the thought of whatever he was hiding, Kisame knew it too, he was smirking and trying to hold back as Itachi glanced at him.
"You can tell me now or I'll just keep getting worse in my pranks until you do, poor Kisame wouldn't like that" Sasuke said with a smirk as Kisame sputtered.
"Why would you go after me?" Kisame asked in a whiney tone that made Itachi cringe and smack him.
"Because you know it too and you would either tell me or push Naruto to tell me to stop the torture" Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Now I know why Pein wants you to join the organization after you have the baby" Kisame grumbled, earning a surprised look from Sasuke and Itachi.
"He does?" Itachi asked a little unsure about having Sasuke in such a dangerous position when they had a baby.
"Yep, that's why he pushes for Sasuke and shin to spend time together, Shin was brought on to be Sasukes partner, his skills compliment Sasukes" Kisame said as Itachi frowned at Shin, who was busy trying to hide the fact that he was glancing at Kisame curiously.
"Fine I'll tell you, stop begging" Naruto said with a grin as he ran over to Sasuke.
"I wasn't begging but continue" Sasuke said with a wary look, Naruto was far too excited.
"Kakuzu didn't do anything to you, you were already pregnant when he treated your injuries, the bastard lied about the experiment and you're actually about 6 months along" Naruto said happily as Sasuke stared at him like he was an idiot.
"Dobe, what the hell have you been drinking?" Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow as Kakuzu shifted uncomfortably.
"No, I'm not drunk, Kyuubi was talking to me a couple of days ago, your family stole the power of the sharingan from a demon a long time ago, like decades ago, it was a really powerful one but I don't' remember then name of it, pretty impressive that your ancestor beat it tho, that was the cool part" Naruto said starting to ramble.
"Either continue your story or go away" Sasuke said with an annoyed tick.
"Oh right, so they stole it from this demon, but not in the traditional way, the demon itself was absorbed into your ancestor and it's pup was absorbed by his brother, giving them the sharingan" Naruto said with a grin as Itachi nodded, he already knew this since he'd read the ancestral scrolls in the hideout.
"Ok so what, we have the powers of a demon, what does that have to do with this" Sasuke asked as he pointed to his stomach.
"You're a second son, that's practically unheard of in your family right? Right, because it hardly ever happens, there's usually one son or daughter, if there's two kids then it's always a boy and a girl or two girls, never two boys" Naruto said as Sasuke stared at him, how did he know that odd trait?
"Ok well, I know why, the demon didn't only pass on the sharingan to you, since it was absorbed so was it's nature and it's mating habits, the girls go into heat, that's why no one in your family has problems when it comes to having kids" Naruto said as Sasuke stared at him, still thinking he was an idiot.
"Ok, so I can slightly believe that since I saw how the girls would act at certain times and the guys would go crazy, now again, what does that have to do with me?" Sasuke asked as he glared at the blond.
"Well you said that Itachi claimed he couldn't stop himself from going after you right?" Naruto asked as Sasukes glare got even colder.
"Yeah, that's what he claims" Sasuke said as Itachi became curious, it was impossible to turn away from Sasuke, he couldn't even do it when he tried.
"Well it's not just a claim, Kyuubi said that he could smell the baby when we came here, how would that be possible if you didn't get pregnant until after we came?" Naruto asked trying to hint at what he was talking about.
"That's not possible dobe" Sasuke said with a sigh as he turned away.
"Second sons in the Uchihas are literally born ukes, they go into heat, they have feminine figures and they are always smaller than any other guys in the family, it's because they're born with the trait that makes them go into heat, meaning they have kids" Naruto said slowly and clearly as Itachi frowned and looked at Sasuke intently, he had always been feminine, he was always a lot smaller than the others and he took to being the uke fairly fast after that second time, even in normal seme/uke relationships the uke would want to play seme at some point, Sasuke never even asked or hinted at it, he was happy to be the uke.
"No Kakuzu did that" Sasuke said uncertainly as he looked over to see a guilty Kakuzu.
"That would explain a lot" Sakura whispered as she looked at Sasuke intently.
"What do you mean?" Sasuke asked a little uncertainly.
"well you're body is adjusting the way a womans would Sasuke, your hips to be more exact, haven't you noticed that they're wider, it was odd when I noticed, I haven't found anything that would cause it, the body doesn't do that, a guys hips are joined so they can't spread for birth, it's almost like yours can" Sakura said with a nervous grin, he wasn't going to react well to this.
"You can't be serious, there's no way, even if I did believe this nonsense story, there's no way I could actually give birth, there's no place for a baby to come out of" Sasuke snapped as he glared at Sakura.
"Uh yeah dude there is, Kyuubi just said that he's seen it happen before, he's currently cackling at the very disturbing memory that he needs to turn off" Naruto said raising his voice at the end.
"No way, no fucking way, that can't happen, that's beyond unnatural, that's crazy, there's no way that's possible, it's too small of a space" Sasuke yelled getting a little nervous as he looked at Naruto who was smacking his own head.
"Come on man, knock it off, I'm gonna puke, that's just beyond gross, then jut tell me and I'll tell him, do I have to watch it happen, I got enough of this crap with the girl version, I don't need the guys version of that video, oh look it's so cute" Naruto said as everyone stared at him as if he was insane, which he might be now.
"What are you going on about dobe?" Sasuke asked with a glare.
"Kyuubi don't play it again I'm telling him ok, I can't watch that again" Naruto yelled in a whiney voice that earned him a smack in the head from Sasuke.
"Oh right, well the good news is that it is possible and it doesn't kill you, just makes it impossible to walk for the next couple of weeks, at all, go for the drugs dude, they are your friend in this, that guy didn't, he regretted it" Naruto said with a shudder, before yelling again.
"Damnit, Kyuubi, I hate you, turn it off" Naruto yelled as he fell to the floor and started rocking back and forth.
"Itachi is there any truth to this?" Sasori asked curiously as he glanced over at a frowning Itachi who was staring at Sasuke.
"I knew about the demon and that the girls of our family do indeed go into heat, there is also truth to the fact that Sasuke is very unique in our family, there hasn't been a second son to a family for 5 decades and no one spoke of the last second son" Itachi said with a frown as he stared at Sasuke.
"Wait, so you knew about this?" Sasuke asked in disbelief.
"Not about the second son going into heat, I wasn't aware of that part, I really thought it was Kakuzu" Itachi said quickly, holding his hands up defensively.
"How could you be aware of everything but that?" Sasuke yelled, starting to get angry.
"I really didn't know about that, with the Uchihas being so set in looking perfect they wouldn't put that information with the rest of it it's probably in the south eastern hide away" Itachi said defensively as he glared at Naruto, who was currently rocking back and forth and crying.
"Then go there and find out if it's true" Sasuke yelled, he didn't' like to admit it but if Naruto was right about the other stuff then he may be right about second sons.
"Ok, ok, calm down Sasuke, I'll go check it out" Itachi said defensively.
"You better and it better be a lie" Sasuke grumbled as Itachi wrapped his arms around him and pulled him over to the couch to sit with him.
"Noo! You've already played it three times, how can you enjoy this memory so much?" Naruto yelled as Sasuke looked at him with mild concern.
"Dobe, do you need me to use the sharingan to shut him up again?" Sasuke asked with a sigh.
"Oh, wow that's your baby, it's so cute, but stop showing the rest of it, just show the baby if you're that proud of it" Naruto snapped as he pulled at his hair.
"Hey Sasuke, we're kinda related, Kyuubi is the reason no one talks about the last second son that was born into your family, he's the one who got him pregnant, isn't that great, we're like cousins in a way" Naruto said with a grin as Sasuke sighed and Itachi looked at Naruto thoughtfully.
"That would explain the secrecy, no Uchiha has ever liked the Kyuubi" Itachi said thoughtfully as Sasuke glared up at him.
"Don't encourage him" Sasuke snapped as he glared over at Narutos beaming face again.
"Well apparently one of them did or there wouldn't have been a baby…. Oh, nevermind, he didn't like the kyuubi either" Naruto said with a disturbed look.
"What do you mean?" Sasuke asked curiously, he knew that Kyuubi could share memories with Naruto so he was genuinely curious about this.
"Sorry dude, looks like Kyuubi just pounded him, and he wasn't' too happy about it either, is sex with other guys always that bloody?" Naruto asked as he stared at Sasuke in concern.
"It's not supposed to be bloody, that's inconsiderate rape and can be fatal" Itachi said with a frown as he held Sasuke closer and glared at Naruto.
"Relax dude, not doing that to Sasuke, that's just disturbing, I like girls, hot girls, like Hinata" Naruto said as he started to sulk.
"Maybe if Pein didn't feel the need to collect teenagers, you're in the way of love, jackass" Sasuke grumbled as he pointed an accusatory finger at Pein.
"I don't care, I'll have Konan check out the boys story on her way back to the base" Pein said with a sigh as he got up to leave.
"If it is true then you owe me a lot of fucking pastries, cause that means that this happened when I didn't want it" Sasuke grumbled as he snuggled closer to Itachi, no matter how upset he was Itachis arms always made him feel better.
"If it's true then it would explain why I ended up doing it when I tried to stay away when those feelings came, I just couldn't control it, it was like I had to do it" Itachi said as he stroked Sasukes hair, smiling when it started to put him to sleep.
"It lets you off the hook a little bit, but you're still in trouble" Sasuke said with a yawn as he tried to stay awake, it wasn't working so well since he hadn't slept well in a bed by himself, he ha gotten too used to having Itachis arms around him at night.
Itachi sat there as Sasuke slept in his lap and thought about it for a while, this was an interesting development, it explained quite a bit about why he couldn't stop himself. Tho something else was bothering him as he looked down at Sasuke, he knew it didn't really matter, but it was still bothering him, he couldn't get it to leave him alone, he'd have to get to the bottom of it before this was all over with.
I'm really sorry that it took so long with this, it's a rewrite, I had writers block and when I finally get this chapter done, what happens? A damn tornado stole my damn computer, stupid computer stealing tornadoes. Anyway, I hope I did alright on this chapter, it was a quickly written one. How many of you saw this coming, I didn't hint at it too much I hope, I wanted ti to be a bit of a surprise. Anyway, tell me what you think please. I hope you liked it, if not that's ok, I'll try to make the other one better. Thanks for reading guys.