Yoo! I'm back! And with a Tumblr! Uhh...this chapter kinda deserves a T rating. For one mention of sex. And a Star Wars reference. *shrugs* This one-shot is just pure crap that I thoroughly enjoyed writing.

RainbowLilzz: A game of truth or dare turns into a revenge party, period.

Truth or dare. A daring game of truth where you torture your friends with scandalous secrets revealed (thanks to the effects of HonesTea), trials of the mind and body...or with a spoonful of cinnamon.

Jay gagged and immediately spat out the cinnamon that Kai had dared him to swallow. Zane stopped him from choking by patting his back as hard as he could without breaking his spine. Kai laughed his ass off.

"Pipe down, Kai. It's Jay's turn next, so you might get chosen!" Nya said, passing Jay a tissue.

Kai gave Jay a smug smile, leaning back onto the bed. Jay wiped the cinnamon off the corner of his mouth, muttering profanities under his breath. Cole eagerly waited for the next dare. Lloyd shifted slightly away from the group, knowing things were about to get ugly.

"Fine...Kai! Truth or dare?" Jay asked.

"Eeh...truth." Kai said, shrugging.

"Alright..." Jay pondered, "Are you a virgin?"

"Jay! Seriously?! Why would you ask him something like that?!" Nya hissed.

"Yeah, Jay. You know what?" Kai said, starting to sweat, "Maybe I shouldn't answer that questio-"

"And besides, Kai is still totally a virgin! I mean, there's no way he would do something so extreme without at least telling me about it afterwards! Come on, Kai! Tell them!" Nya laughed, but everyone could hear the water pipes creaking.

"Well..." Kai said, biting his lip, "Maaaaybe I went to second base with Skylor two months ago during our date to the nightclub."

"YOU WHAT?!" Nya shrieked.

"We had protection!" Kai protested, waving his arms, "And Jay said he wouldn't tell anyone!"

"YOU TOLD JAY AND NOT ME?!"

"He came back from the date at 1:00 am. Without pants. Wearing Skylor's jacket." Jay said, folding his arms.

Kai would have defended himself, had it not been for the huge jet of water that burst out of the bathroom tap and completely wiped out Kai. After they peeled Kai off of the wall, it was his turn.

"Jay! Truth or dare?" Kai asked, shooting him a death glare.

"Dare!" Jay said quickly. He didn't want Nya to find out that the reason why he found Kai was that he was eating her pudding cup as a midnight snack. Sure, it wasn't as extreme, but it was a crime punishable by death to mess with Nya's pudding.

"I dare you to...use the first thing you pull out of Sensei Wu's closet!" Kai said, snapping his fingers.

"Kai, you know what happens whenever we look in that closet! Dangerous things that threaten our very existence and could potentially rip our readers into shreds with the right tools!" Zane cried, taking a step back.

"Too late, there he goes." Cole said, pointing to Jay as he closed the door behind him to get to Sensei Wu's room.

"Oh, great. And I guess I'm cleaning up again once again." Lloyd said, letting out a sigh.

Moments later, Jay burst back into the room holding a metal tube.

"Here we go! We have...this thing. Whatever it is. Hey, what does this button do?" Jay said, pressing a button on the tube's side.

Almost immediately a hot beam of red light shot out of the bottom of the tube. Everyone screamed and jumped back. Except for Cole. He watched in awe.

"Oh, whoops! I was holding that upside down!" Jay said, turning the lightsaber the right way up, "Right, so where was I? Oh yeah, using this thing!"

Jay started to swing the lightsaber in an out of control fashion. He was mostly joking around, but the lightsaber was cutting through the bunk beds like a hot knife through butter. Not very safe.

After a solid ten minutes of running amok with the lightsaber, Kai declared that Jay had completed his dare. Mostly because his head was two inches away from becoming soup from the lightsaber. Jay shrugged and threw the lightsaber out the window.

"Kai, truth or dare!" Jay said, dusting off his shirt.

"Uhh, Jay? You know we're here too, right?" Nya asked, "You're going to have to dare another one of us eventually-"

"Shh. Don't get in their way. Let them continue. It'll be fun." Cole said. To him, this whole situation was like Christmas.

"Maybe we should have invented a rule against double daring." Zane murmured.

"Maybe we should have just trained instead." Lloyd grumbled.

"Dare." Kai said firmly.

"Fine. I dare you to...uh...eat Cole's cooking!" Jay yelled, pointing at Cole.

Cole sat up and frowned. Suddenly, things didn't seem that funny anymore.

"Hmph, alright!" Kai said. Only Zane noticed the tiny bead of sweat dripping down Kai's forehead. This guy was scared.

Cole came out holding a saucer that was full of soup.

"What? Really only that much?" Nya asked, pointing at the saucer.

"Hey, any more and he'll be sent to the hospital." Lloyd joked. Kai, Cole and Zane exchanged a terrified glance. If he only knew.

"Alright, here goes." Kai said, swallowing the entire contents of the saucer.

...

The ninja walked out of the ER and slowly made their way out of the hospital, the majority glaring at Jay. Kai has been hospitalised, a result of Cole's terrible cooking.

"What? You guys seemed totally fine with him eating it before! He's going to be fine!" Jay protested, summoning his elemental dragon.

"I guess Jay's right. I mean, Kai only has to stay there for about...two weeks, right?" Lloyd asked. Nobody answered. Nobody wanted to say it first...but this entire situation was fricking hilarious.

As the ninja landed in front of the dojo, they noticed the flowerbed that was located under their bedroom window. Well, what was left of it, at least. It had been completely demolished, only a few petals and burnt stalks remaining. In the middle of the ashy patch, a lightsaber that was slowly melting the ground below.

"Jay...you did turn the tube thingie off before you threw it out the window...right?"

"Whoops."