Episode 29: FUCK THE CRITICS!

Dragoritus- I just saw Suicide Squad and man do I love it!

Deadpool- Hey don't tell him but I broke the forth wall and entered his mind and watched the movie... it's ok...

Dragoritus- Ok? You call half a country in magical weather destructive vortex that could have destroyed the entire human population Ok? So far Marvel's excuse for destruction is always city based.

Deadpool- Age of Ultron and the X-men.

Dragoritus- Age of Ultron the entire city was used as a meteorite but it did not destroy the entire planet which I might add MAN OF STEEL HAD STARTED THE MOVIE WITH A PLANET BEING BLOWN UP! Plus I don't count the X-men due to the different studios.

Deadpool- Good point.

Dragoritus- Yeah I liked the new movie but more FUCKING HEAD BASHING RAGE!

Deadpool- Inferno666, No One, and OP all reviewed.

Dragoritus- No One can't do Strife cause he hasn't proven his badassery quite yet, he needs his own game and adventure and no Fury either cause we know literally nothing about her other than she uses a whip and her name is Fury oh and she's kinda like Death and War loyal to the council and family comes first deal.

Deadpool- Inferno666 shots fired from him and respects from me... to you!

Dragoritus- Ok Kenshiro never heard of him but might have seen him before just don't remember... PunisherI don't care what people say the movies were great in their own way. Whiteboard... I don't watch One piece so no.

Deadpool- How long has it been going?

Dragoritus- Last time I checked it had over 700 episodes, THAT'S TOO MANY EPISODES FOR ONE MAINSTREAM ANIME! And I know nothing of Whitebeard other than he died standing... got to admit that's badass but still I don't watch one piece cause you know when one anime has that many episodes in my opinion it's time to let it rest or just ruin it to the ground.

Deadpool- Comics do it all the time.

Dragoritus- Yeah but at least we get stories that have an beginning and an end, like how Batman the dark knight returns, though it has sequels the first story had a beginning middle and ending which ended that part of the life of our favorite characters.

Deadpool- So what are we doing here now?

Dragoritus- We're going swimming... end of the summer baby! ON WITH MOTHER FUCKING SHOW!

WITH THE BADASS CREW IN THE BADASS POOL OF BADASSES (OK WHERE'S THE FUCKER WHO MADE ME TYPE THIS SHIT?)

Death, Kratos, Spyro and Prophet were underwater as if they were meditating while above Master chief, Doom Guy and Marcus Feinix were reading to swim but then Lara Croft appeared and said "Ok swimming practice starts... NOW!"

(Lara Croft- Badass British woman like Bayonetta not as powerful.

Marcus Fenix- This man... one of the four burly manly men in Gears of war to have a great fucking BBF team of men! Marcus is just fucking badass hell he's grown a beard in gears 4 and gotten old... but that beard!)

Then Master chief dropped into the water as his overshield depowered and he drowned, while Doom Guy dropped into the water but he sank but before he could... Thumbs up!

Marcus then shouted "HEY IS THERE SOME KIND OF INVISABLE WALL?! I CAN REACH TO THE FUCKING WATER!"

Lara then said "Maybe I should have... thought this through..."

Then suddenly a badass with a black trench coat and a skull on his shirt walked by with a biker that was skeleton with his skull on fire, along with another man with his skull on fire but it was purple flamed as Deadpool shouted "HEY PUNSIHER?! WHEN ARE YA GONNA GET A GOOD MOVIE? OH YOU TOO GHOST RIDER AND ATOMIC SKULL... YOU NEED MORE ATTENTION BRO!"

(The Punisher- He's the Batman of Marvel, lost his wife and children plus his entire family if you count the movie, but anyway this fucker kills, manipulates his enemies into killing each other or he kills them himself but in the end he is always punishing the guilty and knows it goes against his beliefs but he accepts that he might never be happy again.

Ghost Rider- He's a fucking skeleton biker with his head on fire enough said! Why can't we have a biker gang of these guys?!

Atomic skull- Depending on which one the atomic skull is either a Red skull knockoff or a Ghost Rider knockoff but is always assoiated with atomic energy. I like the Purple flamed Atomic skull he and Ghost Rider should make a gang of bikers together... even though marvel own Ghost rider and DC own Atomic skull...)

Then all three without a word looked at Deadpool seriously but kept walking as Lady Death said "You shouldn't piss off those guys their moody."

GAAAAHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAAAGE!

I FUCKING HATE THE CRITICS THAT'S WHY I SEE THE MOVIE FOR MYSELF!

SUICIDE SQUAD WAS GREAT I WON'T SPOIL ANYTHING BUT WILL SAY:

HARLEY QUINN IS FANTASTIC!

JOKER IS GREAT!

WILL SMITH IS STILL BADASS JUST NEEDED A FILM TO PROVE IT AGAIN!

And I also realized... there's really no way you can fuck up the Joker, cause you know the Joker can have any story he chooses cause he prefers it that way, Jared Leto's Joker is not Heath Ledger's and that's good because no actor who played as Joker actually portrays him in the exact same way!

This Joker though we know little about, which is good since the movies isn't called "THER JOKER!" showed that Joker can be a Crime boss! as well as a psychopath!

I don't look for the bad in films but it's clear that Critics (Not all of them though) don't know shit about having fun with a movie!

Oh Powderpuff girls and Teen Titans go crossover... WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Another Ben 10 reboot... Seriously?! And the animation looks even worse than Omniverse. I miss the original animation style of Ben 10 cause that was the exact same style as Teen Titans. (FUCK GO)

Plus Vilgax was a badass alien villain.

Deadpool- Jesus... You alright?

Dragoritus- I am RAAAAAAAGING HERE!

Deadpool- Ok...

Next time: Episode 30: season finale!