To Lunatic-Over'9000'Lord: Patience, young Padawan... Boomsday Bunker will arrive soon...and did I just pull a Star Wars reference?
"Well, I guess we can go to Mario Squared." Remi said, looking at Flandre. "Besides, I haven't been to a galaxy yet...and Battlerock did not count." Remi said, looking at Luigi. "It was as if she knew what I was gonna say." Luigi muttered as the Scarlet Sisters flew off to Mario Squared.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded as Polari went over to check it. "What in the heck is going on?" Polari wondered and looked at it. "Green comets ALL over the galaxies we visited?" "What about the past ones?" Pit asked. "Nope, just starting at Sky Station to Slimy Spring." Polari said. "Three green stars in most of them as the rest just has two. This will take a while." Polari said, then noticed Mokou and Kaguya getting up.
"You're going down, bitch." Mokou said, kicking her down and flying off to Sky Station. "You son of a bitch!" Kaguya exclaimed, flying to Sky Station as well. "I should've seen THAT coming." Sora muttered as Polari nodded. "What the heck just happened?" Mega Man asked, as Marisa explained it to him. "So they're both immortal...yet they keep killing each other? The logic here makes no sense." Toon Link said. "Couldn't they just make up and leave the past behind?" Toon Zelda wondered. "I wish." Marisa muttered. "According to my data, their hatred is at one hundred percent." FLUDD said. "SWEET HYLIA, THAT'S INSANE!" Toon Link yelled.
Mario looked at Rolling Coaster and put his hand over his chin. "I feel like I should go there." He said as he walked over to the Launch Star and flew off.
The sisters landed and looked around. "Wow, they even got Mario's Sprite from the NES." Pit said. "Yet the face looks blue..." "I suspect pranksters." Mario said.
"Who goes there?" said a voice as the sisters looked around in confusion. "You heard the voice too, right?" Remi asked. "Yep." Flandre said.
A shadow appeared in front of them, as they looked at the shadow. "That looks familiar..." Luigi said. "Greetings, my name is Shadoo." "I called it!" Luigi said, as Pit rolled his eyes.
Suddenly, another being appeared in front of them, as it...looked like Flandre. "What the hell?" Flandre raised her eyebrow. "My name is Copy Man." It said. "Ugh, bad memories." Mega Man muttered. "You got the damned wings wrong, those are Remi's!" Flandre said. "Huh?" Copy Man looked behind him and then shrugged. "Well, sparkling wings are so stupid anyways." "What did you say about my wings?" Flandre asked, clenching her fists. "Flandre, just calm down..." Remi said. "My my, and I thought the girl named Remi was never caring." Shadoo said. "Okay, that's it. Let's take them out!" Remi exclaimed angrily as Flandre nodded. "Yo, Pit! We need music!" Flandre said as Pit turned FLUDD back into a music player. "How about UN Owen Was Her?" Pit suggested. "Perfect." Flandre smiled as Pit turned the music on.
Mario landed and looked around. "Huh, this reminds me of Rainbow Road." "Hey, is that who I think it is?" A voice asked as Mario turned around. "Piantissimo, is that you?" "Yeah, it's me!" He aid as the two hi fived. "What have you been up to since I left Delfino?" Mario asked. "Oh you know, I got bored and decided to travel the universe. Quite interesting really. Then I decided to rest at this place, next thing I know... you land right in front of me!"
Piantissimo snapped his fingers and had an idea. "Saaaaay, it's been ages since we last raced, hasn't it?" "Yeah." Mario nodded. "Wait, there's only one ball." Mario said. "Oh dear..." "Wait, hold up!" Nitori said, as she landed in front of them. "Since FLUDD told me about you, and there's only ONE ball in this galaxy, I'll make one for you." Nitori said as she quickly got to work.
Flandre fired danmaku at Copy Man, as Copy Man did the same thing, as the danmaku both hit each other and exploded as Remi flew right into Shadoo and threw him dowm but Shadoo quickly recovered and slammed into Remi's chest and kicked her away. Flandre made three clones as they all fired danmaku at Copy Man, as Copy Man dodged them all and flew into the clones, taking them out and slammed Flandre into the planet below.
Nitori just got done making the ball. "There we go!" Nitori smiled as Piantissimo got on top. "Nice! Just like Mario's ball!" He said as Mario got on his ball. "Alright, ready?" Nitori asked, getting in the middle as the two nodded. "Alright...on your mark...get set... GO!" Nitori exclaimed as the two rolled their way while Nitori flew all the way down to the finish line. "I wonder who'll win." She thought.
Flandre pulled out a spell card and glared at Copy Man. "FORBIDDEN BARRAGE: STARBOW BREAK!" She yelled as Copy Man flew around, avoiding the spell, but got hit a couple times. "The colorful bullets are making me blind." He muttered as he charged right to Flandre and punched her down, discontinuing the spell.
Remi punched Shadoo down and fired danmaku, but Shadoo avoided and flew up, using an uppercut on her. "For a vampire, you're pretty strong." Shadoo said. "Same goes for a shadow." Remi said as they both flew over to each other and punched.
Piantissimo was ahead of Mario, as Mario tried to keep up. "Good thing I ran every time I got to a new galaxy!" Piantissimo told Mario. "So he trained." Mario said and smirked. "Good, I love a challenge." He said then noticed a path that had support beams on the track as Piantissimo went for the easy one. "Heh, just like in Delfino." He said as went for it, barely avoiding the beams and crushing random Goomba's on the track and way ahead of Piantissimo. "SUCKER!" Mario exclaimed. "What the?" Piantissimo wondered then looked behind. "Just like old times." He chuckled and tried to catch up to Mario.
Flandre pulled out another Spellcard and smirked. "TABOO: MAZE OF LOVE!" She yelled as Copy Man had a difficult time avoiding the spell this time around. "Damn, she knows what she's doing." Copy Man thought to himself. "I'm probably going to regret pissing her off..." Copy Man got hit a lot of times, but still kept going strong and tried to make his way to Flandre and try to punch her, but it wasn't easy.
Shadoo punched Remi, but Remi grabbed his fist and threw him down, then flew down and kicked him in the chest and fired danmaku. "Just what kind of vampire IS she?!" Shadoo thought to himself.
Mario and Piantissimo were neck and neck, as they both smirked at each other as Nitori was looking through his binoculars. "GEEZ, I dunno who's going to win!" She exclaimed as they both made it through the finish line. "So who won?" Mario asked. "Um, did anyone record this?" Nitori wondered. "I did!" A Lakitu said as he pulled out a screen and pressed play, as the trio watched. It turns out Mario's ball was one inch closer. "Well I'll be damned." Piantissimo said as they both shook Mario's hand. "Been a good race, mate." He said as Mario nodded. "See you later!" He said and then jumped off the planet and flew off as Nitori broke the ball with her hammer as Mario took the star, and then they flew off.
Flandre pulled out another spell card and smirked at Copy Man. "SECRET BARRAGE: AND THEN WILL THERE BE NONE!" She yelled as she disappeared. "Huh?!" Copy Man's eyes raised as danmaku was launched everywhere, even a couple homing ones! "This isn't good!" He exclaimed as he tried to dodge, but it was no use. Copy Man screamed in pain as Flandre reappeared and kicked him back to the planet.
"Time to finish this!" Remi exclaimed, as she aimed at Shadoo. "Farewell." She said as the Gungnir appeared in her hand. "TAKE THIS!" She threw the Gungnir, as it went right through Shadoo, as Shadoo screamed in pain and fell to the planet right next to Copy Man. "Dang, I don't want to tick THEM off." Mega Man said. "I don't want to meet them in a dark alley." Toon Zelda shuddered as Pit turned off the music and turned FLUDD back to normal. "Thanks." He said.
The Scarlet Sisters landed as Copy Man looked at Flandre. "This isn't over..." He told her and exploded while Shadoo faded away. "It's incredible, during the whole fight, the danmaku hit all the blue panels!" Polari exclaimed. "Wow." Flandre said, as she took the star in front of her as they flew back to the faceship.
"Mokou, Kaguya... where are you?" "I'm already at the ruins of the Fiery Flotilla that Rayquaza destroyed, and just got the second Green Star." Kaguya said. "WHAT?! YOU HAVE TWO MORE THAN ME?!" Mokou yelled as she just grabbed the last Green Star in Fluffy Bluff. "Actually, I grabbed the two Green Stars in Flip-Swap and Rightside Down Galaxy. So technically, I have six." "ALRIGHT, I NEED TO STEP UP MY GAME!" Mokou exclaimed and flew off.
"What, you took on Rayquaza WITHOUT me?" Toon Link asked, looking at Marisa. "Actually, I rode on Rayquaza as we both took on Jr and Gobblegut." Marisa replied, smiling. "Oh come on! I should've gone to Molgera's lair sooner!" Toon Link exclaimed.
Polari looked at the screen and turned around. "Now we got Twisty Trials and Stone Cyclone Galaxy...and Green Stars just appeared in Mario Squared and Rolling Coaster Galaxy." He said.
And this is why you don't piss off the Scarlet Sisters.
So...after a few months hiatus, I got back into anime...and a friend recommended Fairy Tail to me. My thoughts? I'm only on Episode 9 AND THAT ANIME IS DOMINATING FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND MIRAI NIKKI! ...Don't hurt me, Yuno!