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Chapter 35

BPV

The rest of the week sped by at lightning bolt speed. Alice turned into General Alice…dictating even where the last napkin was to be placed. Only Rosalie could keep her in line…Rosalie didn't let the attack keep her down. The rehersal dinner was soon upon us. Rosalie sliped Alice the speech that she was supposed to give tomorrow under the table and gave her a warning glance. Alice nodded in understandment.

"Oh my little girls are getting married!" Charlie practically sang.

"yeah and we have the cutest ring bearer ever!" Rosalie said rubbling little Edwards head. Charlie was going to help him out with that.

"To the happy couples…may they have what I have found…you know I remember when…!" Charlie slurred as he toasted. He would have gone on if Alice hadn't made a slight grunt

"I think we should cut Charlie off right about now…don't ya think?" Alice whispered.

"I got this!" Edward said heading over to the waiter. Both their heads nodded in agreement.

"All taken care of…Charlie will now be only getting non alcoholic beer." Edward said.

"Oh man…if he got any drunker we could have had fun with him tonight!" Emmett exclaimed. Every male in the wedding party minus little Edward was going to stay with the guys tonight. Little Edward and all the females were staying with us…Tasha still didn't trust Charlie and Emmett with the baby…and over Rosalies dead body would he not be staying with us. Before we headed into our cars Tasha promised that Charlie wouldn't be allowed to drive

" Geez I thought that Charlie was about to go on one of those big drunken rants…you know the ones that you always have to get them to shut up!" Rosalie said

"Yeah…about tomorrow!" Alice started up.

"Alice can we not talk about the wedding for five minutes!" I demaned.

"I was just going to say we're finally going to be real sisters…we'll you and Rose had that for a long time…but thanks for not sticking me with the 22nd cousin once removed!" Alice said hugging us.

"Oh Alice your welcome I guess!" Rose and I said together. It gave me a new understanding on why Alice was acting the way she was. Not having sisters must of really bugged Alice to no end.

I awoke early the next morning to three green lizard like creatures sitting on my bed. Alice must of already cracked out the facials. A huge smile spread through the green mask on the smallest of the green creatures. I looked to see facial ingredients spread across the front of her. Oh god.

"Now Bella don't freak out…its painless!" Alice said dabbing the green mud onto my face. She then placed the cucumbers over my eyes. I was astonished that she could do that with her eyes blocked by vegatables.

"Alright girls twenty minutes till makeup…who's going to make breakfast?" Alice asked out loud.

"I'll go…but Alice I'm going to need some help dear!" Tasha said heading into the kitchen. Rose and I cringed. We never told Tasha that Alice couldn't cook. Oh well she taught Charlie some basic meals…maybe she could help Alice as well. A few minutes later Rose and I took off the cucumbers and headed into the kitchen. We found Tasha making French toast for everyone and Alice cutting up some melon next to her. Tasha was telling Alice how to cut it. Good…finally something she couldn't burn.

"Fruit salad!" Alice said gesturing to a bowl already haf full of all different types of fruit. Rose and I stared at the dish hungerly.

"Well I'm off to check on the boys…between Charlie and Emmett something bad is bound to have happened by now." Alice said grabbing a tide to go stick and walking out the door.

"CHIEF SWAN I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR TUX ON UNTIL A HALF HOUR BEFORE THE CEREMONY NOT FOUR HOURS BEFORE…EMMETT WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR…I WAS COMING OVER TO CUT IT FOR YOU!"" Alice shrieked the last part in horror. Rosalie cringed.

"Oh god…what the hell has he done now?" Rosalie asked horrified. Alice walked in five minutes later.

"Crisis everted…Emmett only cut half his hair and it looked really uneven so I fixed that right up and Charlie spilt ketchup on his tux so I cleaned that right on up!" Alice smiled to herself. About fifteen minutes later Alice decided to take the masks off.

"MAKEUP TIME!" Alice exclaimed running towards my bedroom. The rest of us met her in there. The fight looked ready to start.

"Alice I'll make a deal with you." Rosalie started up.

"I'm listening." Alice replied.

"Don't touch me and I'll give you free reign with Bella." Rosalie said. Alice gave me an evil grin. Oh god I was in for it.

"Deal!" she exclaimed happily. I could see her plans for me formulate in her head as Rosalie and Tasha headed into her room.

"Good I got you all to my self…I've been waiting for this for a while!" Alice said sitting me down in a chair. I could see the wheels turning in her head…she then remembered something.

"You have five minutes to take a shower…Rosalie, Tasha and I have already done so…GO!" Alice said. I stepped in and started to wash up.

"Four minutes Bella!" Alice called as I placed conditioner in.

"Three minutes Bella!" Alice called as I went for the body wash.

"Two minutes Bella!" Alice called as I turned off the water.

"One minute Bella!" Alice called as I grabbed a towel.

"Alright your done…come back in here!" Alice said dragging me back into my bedroom. I could see an arsonel of hair products and makeup waiting for me. Alice sat me down again. She proceeded to attack my hair first. When she was finished I was shocked. She had given me an updo that looked like it was out of the turn of the century but still trendy. It matched my dress perfectly. When she was done with my makeup I looked up at her.

"You know you and Rose should go into business together!" I smiled appreciative at her. I had already gotten used to the feeling of being unrecognizable.

"Glad someone else sees it like that!" Alice snickered. Oh god I shouldn't of said anything.

"Alright now for your something old, new, borrowed and blue!" Alice said.

"So wait a minute what was your something borrowed…Rose and I didn't have time to give you anything!" I said.

"Do you know Rosalie's real diamond bracelet….the one that she was looking for and Emmett gave her for one of their aniversaries …BORROWED! I figured Rosalie wouldn't mind." Alice said. I stared at her shocked. She stole Rosalie's diamond bracelet? Edward, Emmett and I never heard the end of it…infact she was still going crazy looking for it!

"What I did put it back!" Alice said.

"Alice do you think that after a WEEK of it being missing that Rosalie thought to check the same jewlrey box that you took it from!" I said.

"opts!" Alice said. It was then that we could hear "MY BRACELET….ITS BACK!"

"I think you should fess up Alice…Rose isn't that stupid…she'll figure it out." I said.

"WAIT A MINUTE WHATS THIS?" Rosalie shouted as we heard the crinkling of paper. Footsteps thundered down the hall.

"ALICE MARIA BRANDON-WHITLOCK…HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY BRACELET!" Rosalie roared nearly knocking the door down. I looked at Alice.

"You hiphoned your last name?" I asked. In six months she had never told me her new last name. I figured she switched over completely.

"Of course I did silly it's all the rage in Europe…plus I don't wanna ever get rid of my last name…Brandon…I would have to be insane to do that…plus all of my kids are going to be Brandon-Whitlock …I might even name one Brandon if it's a boy and I couldn't be Alice Maria Brandon-Cullen with Jasper not taking the family last name!" Alice exclaimed.

"Brandon Brandon-Whitlock….sounds like a law firm!" Rosalie said.

"or even better… sounds like BRANDON BRANDON BRANDON!" I said sounding on the last part like Jan from the brady bunch. Rosalie doubled over laughing

"You cant do that to your kid…it wouldn't be fair!" Rosalie said to Alice.

"I can do whatever I want…my child Rose." Alice said. I felt really bad for Jasper if they ever reproduced. If that was her idea for a boy I shuttered to think what she would do for a girl.

"Thank god we filed for the mariage certificates and not Alice or we would of wound up with some weird ass names" I said.

"I know…I don't think Swan- Cullen or Hale- Cullen really roll off the tounge now do you…I don't care if it's the rage in Europe. We are to quote Emmett in the U.S of A" Rosalie said.

" Oh common Rosalie you aren't thinking of the little Hale-Cullens you could have!" Alice said.

"When I have a kid I'm debating between Emmett Cullen Jr. because Emmett's forcing that and and I always liked the name Henry or Vera for a girl…and that's it." Rosalie said. Alice and Rose turned and looked at me.

"Well since my father stole the first good name I was thinking of , I was thinking of naming it Edwin but I don't think Edward would go for that. So I'm probably just going to name after Charlie" I said.

"What if it's a girl?" Alice asked.

"Still either Charlie or Carlie." I said.

"Real original!" Alice said shaking her head

"Coming from you…Brandon Brandon-Whitlock." I stated.

"I happen to find Charlie or Carlie very pretty for a girl!" Rosalie said glaring at Alice. Oh god Rosalie better be the first to get pregnant or she's going to live with those unlucky people.

"Alright enough chit chat…we're going to be late…Rose put on your stuff!" Alice said shoving Rose out of the room.

"Alright…. Your new, borrowed and blue!" Alice said putting a neclace on me.

"And your something old!" Alice said taking her great grandmother's earings and putting them in my ears.

"Now it's time to put on the dresses!" Alice said running out of the room for a second. She came back in with her dress bag.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SASH!" Alice shrieked. She then looked at me nervously like I'd flip out or something.

"Oh well cant do anything about that now!" Alice said throwing on her dress. She ran to the makeup stand and was ready in two seconds flat. She then helped me zip mine up. When I saw Rosalie a few minutes later her dress looked a few inches longer and was connected. She must of forced Alice to add fabric. Her dress now looked like one the greek goddesses wore. Emmett would probably like this more.

We were soon in a limo making our way down to the bed and breakfast. Alice cooing the whole way there and Rosalie playing with the baby. I could still see a hint of green on his little chubby cheeks from when Alice attempted to give him a facial this morning. Rosalie wiped it off with a napkin.

"God he's not even a year old….don't you think it's going to be a little awkward for Edward and Emmett having a one year old brother in law….like couldn't you see Emmett pushing the stroler in a park some where and getting told how cute his son looks and he's like "No its my brother in law!"" Rosalie said laughing. We made it to the sight a few minutes later. Alice had done a good job with our ceremony…Rosalie made her keep the bling away. There were light pink flower pedals scattered down the isle and a small canopy where we were to take our vows. I looked around for the surprise that Alice had not shut up about for the past few weeks. I didn't see anything too blingy so it had me wondering what she had done. About 20 feet behind the last chair were the tents for the reception. We kept our guest list down to about 100...not a lot when it's two couples getting married. Alice wasn't thrilled with that prospect…Miss. I had ten times that amount for my wedding wanted to have a grand ceremony. That was not going to happen. Needless to say Edward and I , Rose and Emmett had a lot of money left over from Alice's "wedding funds".

"I still don't get why we couldn't have had 200 more guests here…I mean we could of fit them!" Alice said to which Rosalie gave her a death glare.

"What I'm just saying!" Alice said. A few minutes later Rose and I were in our tent adding last minute touches. Alice came running with our veils and placed them on…a team of photographers behind her.

"And I want this one in black and white…its going to be used in my debute show when I get my parents company!" Alice said looking down at one of the digital cameras. Rose and I shook with laughter.

"Alright guys lets go get shots of the isle…I could use that as a good back drop!" Alice and company charged out of the tent. I had a funny feeling that once Alice got her company we'd be doing a lot of modeling for her.

"That girl never stops!" Rosalie said as we looked to see Alice pushing a chair to the left and mumbling to her self " now I have the perfect shot.". Charlie walked in about a half hour later.

"Guys its time!" he said with a sniffle.

" I'm loosing my baby girls!" Charlie continued to cry.

"THINK OF IT AS GAINING ONE….I MEAN SONS!" Alice called happily from 10 ft away.

"Of course she's happy…she's getting sisters even if it is through some weird legality." Charlie said to himself. He then grabbed both of our arms. We decided to make it easier by having Charlie make only two trips down the isle instead of three and Tasha had to watch little Edward so she couldn't do it for Rosalie. Rosalie and I looked at each other. "Where the hell is the minister?" I mumbled. Rosalie shook her head as if she didn't know. Once the seven of us were sitting there I could see someone familiar making his way towards the isle. No…it couldn't be? Alice didn't! I thought that he wouldn't do this after the stunt Emmett pulled at her wedding! My suspicions were confirmed when Emmett exclaimed " FUCK YEAH ALICE YOU KNOW ME WELL!" he then coughed and said "I mean thanks!" after Rosalie stepped on his foot. Hugh Hefiner took his place at the alter.

"Wow Alice found a great look a like…he even lives in L.A!" Charlie whistled. Hugh threw Charlie a weird look

"Um dad…that's not a look a like." I whispered. Charlie looked at me as if I was insane.

"What are you talking about dear…has the stress finally made you crack?" Charlie asked me.

"Um dad look at his car!" I said pointing to hugh's Bentley. It had a playboy bunny on its passanger side door and read "Playboy" on the licence plate.

"You mean to tell me that I had the head of play boy stay at my house last night….and I didn't know?" Charlie asked me.

"None of us knew…we'll incept for…" we turned towards Alice who gave a small wave.

"Wait till I tell Tasha!" Charlie beamed.

"Alright can we get this over with….I do have to be in L.A for tomorrow!" Hugh said finally. Charlie clammed up.

"Alright if anyone has an objection to these unions please speak now or forever hold your piece." Hugh said looking pointingly at Emmett.

"What is everyone looking at me for?…it was an honest mistake!" Emmett said.

"No objections here…please continue!" Rosalie smiled at the minister. Emmett had a look of realization on his face. Like he forgot something and realized what he forgot.

"Babe!" Emmett whined.

"BABE!" He whined louder.

"What is it Emmett?" Rosalie gritted through her teeth.

"I forgot my vows babe!" Emmett whined.

"And now its time for the rings…since Rose and Emmett have chosen to write their vows they are going to go first!" Hugh said. Emmett mouthed "Oh shit!". I saw Alice slip something into his back pocket and tap his shoulder. She then placed her hand in front of her heart. This was not going to be good.

Rosalie's point of view.

This was not happening! This was not happening! Emmett DID NOT forget our vows. I told him to write them down and put them in his pocket for crying out loud! I should of known something bad was going to happen…Emmett hadn't pulled anything in a week. It was building up in him! Of course Bella had to get the good fiancee who chose the traditional vows…I had to get stuck with idiot who's first reaction was "you mean I can talk about football in my vows!". He doesn't use his noggen! I saw Emmett take out a piece of paper out of nowhere and read some bullshit crap that didn't even make sense. I looked over at Bella frantically who nudged her head towards Alice. Oh no!

"And when Rosalie and I first met on the soccer field playing a game of co-ed football in first grade I knew she was the one. She had her cute Oshkosh spring collection outfit on and a pair of shoes that Alice's parents had made!" Emmett read. Everyone raised an eyebrow..they knew that Emmett didn't know Rosalie in first grade…never mind what brand of clothing she wore.

"and then there was junior prom. Rosalie wearing a sequenced empire dress that Alice had made specifically for staring greatfully at her. She was so smoking hot that night. Her eyes matched perfectly with the pale azure blue of the gown. My work…I mean Alice's work was fantastic. Bella's dress was gorgeous too but that's for Alice's maid of honor speech!"

 Emmett read. OH MY GOD! I threw a dirty look at Alice. What did she do to my speech! Alice was too busy mouthing Emmett's speech to see the look.

"me and Rosalie remind me of Cory and Topanga only a really buff Cory and a really hot Topanga." This was over board. I turned towards the minister.

"Can we have a do over please. We're just going to go with the traditional vows." I said. Hugh rolled his eyes.

"Could of predicted that one!" he said.

"Alright lets start this over!" Hugh said. Emmett blew through the traditional vows just fine.

BPV

Edward and I went through our vows perfectly. After Emmett's little mishap nothing else went wrong. We were pronounced husband and wife and shared the most passionate kiss either of us ever had. As we were walking back down the isle I saw something that absolutely left me speachless. Edward looked at me confused and I pointed towards the first row middle seats. I couldn't believe after years of not seeing her my mother actually showed up to my wedding…and her date was not Phil! I looked closer to see that Phils ring was not there any more and a new one glinted in its place.

"My mom…and Rosalie's dad." I whispered to Edward. His jaw actually dropped out of shock. He had never even met my mother. Meeting back up with us I saw that Rosalie looked just as disgusted as I felt.

"and I thought that it couldn't get any weirder…it just did. Did you see the way she was rubbing her stomach!" Rosalie said.

"What are you talking about?" I asked.

"looks like sibling # 2 is on the way…isn't that disgusting!" Rosalie said. Emmett gagged.

"I hope they have a girl" Alice said wistful. Not that again! My mother came over to talk to me.

" I'm sorry I hadn't talked to you in years…whenever I saw that invitation in the mail I went into shock. I never pegged you the one to marry. Who would of thought that I would be pregnant and engaged on your wedding day." My mother said. Rosalie looked like she wanted to vomit. No scratch that…Rosalie looked like she wanted to kill her and I felt like I wanted to vomit.

"Wonder who invited them!" Rosalie said turning towards Charlie. His face turned beet red and he looked at his feet.

"What I didn't know that they were together and the last I heard she was living in Phoenix...not L.A. You should of seen my face when I was going to pick up Hugh and they stepped off the plane… but as much as I wish I could change it she is your mother…she does have a right to come here….and the same goes for you Rose!" My father said.

"Well I wasn't planning for this…who knew that man would use his one spare invitation to invite them so we're going to have to keep them very far apart at the wedding parties table…like they are on one side and Charlie and Tasha on the other. Luckilly I added some extraq chairs!" Alice said skipping off towards the tented area. We took our seats next to Rose and Emmett. I could see Tasha throwing daggers at my mother from the other side of the table. She hadn't forgot what my mother had done to me.

"Im sorry Charlie did that…honestly though I sometimes wish that there were licences to parent…you cant drive a car with out a licence but you can raise a child?" Tasha said glaring at my mother who had walked over and started to play with little Edward. Rosalie promptly interfered.

"Back away from the baby Child abandoner…we all know what you did!" Rosalie said embrasing little Edward in a protective stance.

"Benefit of having Rosalie as a daughter…little Edward will never be abducted." Tasha said with pride.

" You two abandoned your first children…and your having a second one?" Rosalie shook with anger.

"Up better go stop Rosalie before she starts WW3" Tasha said as we headed over there. We sat down and looked through Alice's purse but we couldn't find it. I looked up to see Alice with a microphone in one hand and a piece of paper in the other.

" I was so honored when I was asked to be maid of honor at this wonderful event ( We didn't ask her…she became the defacto maid of honor when we decided to have the ceremonies together.) I have known Bella and Rose ever since we were little girls and I have always wanted sisters. Well today I got my wish! I remember when we were younger I would always help Bella and Rose out ( not true…I always went to Rose for advice and vice versa.). Like the time I took a bat to Mike Newton…( not true again…that was Rosalie.) I was always there for them. As stated in Emmett's vows there was also Junior prom. Rosalie had come to me for advice ( Rosalie grumbled "Not true …she backed me up into a corner!") about what to wear for her first dance with Emmett ( Rosalie didn't even know Emmett then…She was going with Royce!) and I made her the dress that Emmett described ( not true it was a sleek plain black dress…but it still looked good.). Not too long after Bella followed and I designed my first dark blue ball gown style dress ( okay first of all I didn't ask her…she sprung it on me one day when I said that I wasn't going because I had no date { I wasn't with anyone at the time} when Alice ran into her closet demanding that I go and that she would take me herself if she had to…which wound up happening. Secondly it was a form fitting dark blue dress that had no back!). And then there was the time that…" Alice was about to continue on but was interrupted by Rosalie.

"Okay Alice!" Rosalie said warningly.

"I'm not finished Rose…there was also last week…but I'm not going to mention that because it would put a damper on the wedding. The point is that I cannot wait for the future. Now that we're sisters we cant get any closer. I wish the happy couples luck…and if any body out there is in need of a job in a few years contact me!" Alice finished.

Everyone just sat there looking at her.

"Is Alice off her meds?" Charlie whispered.

"I should of known….I should of given her the speech today!" Rosalie said shaking her head. Jasper got up to give his speech which was basically another cop out of Alice's bullshit. We should of never let Jasper write his own speech

"I have know Edward and Emmett for a long time. They were the most fashionable little boys I knew ( his face scrunched in confusion as he read this part.) They are the best friends and brothers a guy could ask for. They even wore sparkling Georgio Armani suits at my wedding ( I thought her parents designed those suits?)…I didn't write this!" Jasper said throwing the speech to the floor.

"Alright since now I have to give an impromptu one just bear with me. Honestly if you said to me a year ago that we would be here I would probably say that your insane. This entire year has been filled with surprises…mostly good, some bad. The best part though was obviously everyone meeting up. Until the day we all met I never believed in soul mates…honestly I thought it was all bull. But seeing everybody talking that first day I knew…I knew that this was different. I've seen my brothers with their girlfriends before and I have never seen them like this. The irony of it all was that the girls were up here for another wedding! I mean who would of thought that coming up here for someone else's wedding that you meet your special someone…if that's not fate then I don't know what is. I want to end this by welcoming my new sisters into the family …now we're all stuck with Alice and Emmett…congratulations guys…I don't know if you know what you got yourselves into!" Jasper said raising his glass happily. The entire crowd cheered and Alice stared at Jasper pissed. Emmett just looked confused.

"That was not the speech I wrote Jazz!" Alice hissed.

"Honestly Alice I couldn't read that…it was a bunch of lies and I didn't wanna look like a fool unlike you!" Jasper said.

We then danced for the next few hours. When it was time to leave for the honeymoon we couldn't help but notice a mist in the background. Translucent faces were staring at us . The most prominent looked exactly like Jasper.

"Guys I think we should get out of here!" Emmett shrieked like a girl and hightailing it into the limo.