Ch 36: High Heeled Doctors

House introduced the new team member to Taub and Thirteen early the next morning. She had come in looking professional, but smoking hot and he had a feeling that Thirteen was questioning her choice of sexual partners. "Alright, kids," he announced, one hand on Sundai's shoulder. "This is our new friend, Sundai Bailey. Play nice now!"

"Looks like mom and daddy adopted the hot babysitter," Taub muttered loud enough so that everyone in the room could hear him.

Sundai gave him a quizzical look, but shook it off as she extended her hand to take Thirteen's. "Nice to meet you."

"I'm Remy, but you can call me Thirteen," the pregnant woman said. "The cretin is Taub."

Sundai snorted as he proffered a hand, eyes not leaving the swell of her covered breasts. "I think you'll need a bit of training before you're housebroken," she said, ignoring his greeting.

House smiled, thinking things couldn't have worked out better. Taub was being shunned and the two hotties were mingling. "Well you'll have lots of time to get acquainted later, darlings. Right now, we have a case…" The women left the room, Thirteen winking at House before she left. Taub stayed behind for a moment and House reluctantly turned his gaze on the only unattractive member of his team. "Yes?"

"Does Cuddy know about the new fellow?" he asked, a sly smile spreading across his face. House's face darkened as Taub continued. "I don't think 'Mommy' would like it very much if Daddy had a new favorite…"

"Intimidation and blackmail only work if you're bigger than the other person or have something you can hold over their heads…I'll look into a remedial class in manipulation for you junior…for now, get to work or I'll tell Cuddy her protection can go to hell as I fuck her senseless on her desk…"

Taub's face contorted in an annoyed scowl and he left the office to follow the women down the hall. House dropped his bag on his desk, and then made his way down the hall to the office of the head of oncology. Wilson held a hand up as House entered and House noticed that he was on the phone.

"I'll give you a call back later and we can go over the details," he told the person on the other end of the line. "Right. 'Bye."

"What was that all about?" House asked curiously as he situated himself in the chair in across from Wilson.

"I'm planning a surprise for Thirteen," he replied waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"I think she's fairly surprised by the new kid…"

"Oh really?" There was a look in Wilson's eyes that led House to suspect that the younger man had been hoping for just that reaction.

"You can't have all the good ones," House chided, "And definitely not all at once."

Wilson simply smirked and took a sip of coffee. House rolled his eyes. "What did you wander in for, specifically? Or did you just want to discuss the dynamics of Sundai's deliciously sinful bust?"

"Christ I wish that were all that's on my mind. Taub is definitely getting too big for his breeches," House told his best friend. "Practically tried to threaten to tell Cuddy on me for hiring someone hot…or something of that nature."

"He's just pissed that he's missing out," Wilson reasoned.

"I thought so, but I think he's realized that with Cuddy protecting him, he can do whatever he wants and I can't punish him…that's what he thinks anyway."

"You might want to tell her about this problem," Wilson suggested.

"I will. But I've got a feeling the little fucker is already down there making me out to be a dirty old man hitting on his new fellow," House muttered darkly.

"Obviously he's wrong…she'll believe you over him anyway."

"I sure as hell hope so," House replied. "I don't need anything else getting in the way of my upcoming marital bliss."

Wilson laughed and House realized that he should act immediately to try and stop any further advances by Taub. He stood and was about to walk off without another word but Wilson stopped him. "You wanna do lunch?"

"Only if I'm not in…negotiations…with my fiancé," House replied with a smirk. Wilson feigned disgust but smiled when House had gone. House and Cuddy were the perfect match, he thought to himself.

House found Cuddy in the lobby giving instructions to the nurses on duty and waited impatiently for her to finish before dragging her into the office and locking the door behind them. "I have plans for you, my lovely…"

Cuddy looked pleasantly surprised. "Oh really?" House simply smirked in reply and before she knew it she was on top of a stack of paperwork with House's face buried between her thighs. "Christ, House!" she yelled out as she climaxed, fisting her hands in his hair to keep some grip on reality. He kissed his way back up her body when she finally relaxed and found her mouth again, letting her taste herself on him.

"That was amazing," she purred.

He smirked. "I have a gift." She rolled her eyes, but kissed him nonetheless. When she had put her clothes on, minus the lacy thong that House had tucked into his pocket, she settled into a chair and studied him.

"What's on your mind?" she asked.

"You, at the moment," he replied with a grin.

"Did you need something though?"

He shook his head. "I just wanted to come and ravish you…we'll talk business later."

Cuddy snorted. "Sex and work and business in bed?"

"Oh, no. Business at dinner and sex in bed…and then again at work."

She smiled. "I like the sound of that."

"Good," he said with a grin before disappearing from her office. He would get his sex and his work all in one go, he imagined. What a great thing to be dating your boss.