Watanuki: *reading from paper* Welcome to Wolfie-sama's sadistical...and...people torturing talkshow!Today's star guests are me, Watanuki Kimihiro, and Ichihara Yuuko-san from xxxHolic!*stops reading* Wait! What do you mean sadistical and people torturing?
Yuuko: It's obvious, they are going to make you do their chores.
Watanuki: Then why did you have to take me here?
Yuuko: Because she requested it.
Watanuki: She?
Yuuko: The sulking girl in the corner. *points at a sulking Wolfie*
Watanuki: Why is she sulking?
Rikai: *braiding Byakuya's hair* Well, there was once a dare...which you don't know yet.
Nagihiko:If you are not going to tell us what the dare is, then why even mention it?
Rikai: Because you all would want to know why Wolfie sulks in one corner and Lelouch in the other?
SC cast: Well...we were wondering why she was so quiet...
Akira: So it's time for the madness aka the first review!
Lisa: It's from Dana!
I hate the last episode of Shugo Chara...
TadaGay:*glaring at him*
Ikuto:OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU LEAVE AMU AGAIN!? For your punishment you must go join Yaya's ballet school!
Amu:I'm bored...*knocks Amu unconscious with a shovel*
Nagi:*pulls Nagi's hair* Like I said: I'm bored.
Rima:*ties Rima's hair into to pigtails* You look like a smaller version of Utau!
Utau:Sing the K-On opening song!
...*still bored*
A/N: I know how you feel...Ikuto is such an idiot for leaving Amu just to play in an orchestra...I mean...he's not gonna find his father until Peach-Pit draws a chapter where he finds him!
Amu: You're leaving me?
Ikuto: I...I..I can explain Amu.
Amu: YOU'RE LEAVING ME? HOW DARE YOU!*starts hitting Ikuto*
Ikuto: *escapes to the door*
A/N: Ah! When you're leaving don't forget to take my cat out too!
Ikuto: *grey cat with black stripes and really fluffy fur falls into his hands*
A/N: Her name is Caroline...So be sure to take her out okay?
Ikuto: *leaves the studio with Caroline*
Amu: *follows*
Dana: Oh...We can't make Ikuto enter the ballet school...
Akira: *evil grin of pure evilness* Yes we can...*calls the ballet school*
Outside...
Ikuto: *running away from Amu*
Amu: *chasing Ikuto*
Suddenly a car comes, Yaya's crazy ballet teacher comes out and kidnaps Ikuto....
Ikuto: Save meeee!
Amu: Heh, serves him right.*goes back into the studio*
In the studio
Amu: *skips in happily into the dark and creepy studio*Huh? Why is it dark?
???: *creepy noises*
Amu: *slightly scared* Uhhh...Nagi? Rima? Yaya?
???: *continuing with the creepy noises*
Amu: *starting to walk forward*Kairi?Rikai?Kuukai?Utau?
???:*creepy noises*
Amu: *stepping on a red x* Everyone?
Dana: *hitting Amu unconcious with a small shovel*
The lights turn on...
Akira: Well that was fun!
Nami: But did we really have to creep her out before knocking her unconcious?
Dana: Of course...I'm bored...*pulls Nagi's hair*
Nami: *glaring at Dana*
Dana: *ties Rima's hair into pigtails*
Amu: *squeals* She looks so cute!
Rikai: When did you wake up?
Amu: 3 seconds ago...
Rikai: Oh...
Dana: *unties Rima's pigtails* Next dare...
Utau:
Chatting Now
GACHI de KASHIMASHI Never Ending Girls' Talk
shuugyou CHAIMU made matenai
chikoku wa shite mo soutai wa Non Non Non!
seiippai Study After SchoolChatting Now
Seriously lively Never Ending Girls' Talk
We can't wait for the end of school bell chime
Even if you're late, leaving early is a no, no, no!
We'll go all out and Study After SchoolDOKIDOKI ga tomannai FURUSUROTTORU na nounai
kibou yokubou bonnou RIBON kakete housou
NETA dossari mochiyori New Type Version uchikomi
danshi kinsei no PURIchou koi tsu'zutta nikkichouThe heart pounding won't stop, going full throttle inside our brains
Hopes, desires, passions, We'll wrap them up with a ribbon
We gather material for a New Type Version, and put it into
A girls-only print club album and a diary written with loveSUKAATOtake niiSENCHI tsumetara tobu yo
kinou yori tooku ototoi yori OKUTAABU takakuIf we hem our skirts just 2 cm, we'll be able to fly
Further than yesterday, and an octave higher than the day beforeJumping Now
GACHI de URUWASHI Never Ending Girls' Life
hibi MAJI RAIBU dashi matta nashi
hayaoki shite mo hayane wa Non Non Non!
meippai Shouting WASSHOI
GACHI de SUBARASHI Never Ending Girls' Song
gogo TIITAIMU ni wa motte koi
kataomoi demo gyokusai de Here We Go!
utaeba Shining After SchoolJumping Now
Seriously pretty Never Ending Girls' Life
We're serious every day, it's now or never 'cause we're live!
Even if you wake up early, going to bed early is a no, no, no!
Shouting with all I've got, "Woo-hoo!"
Seriously wonderful Never Ending Girls' Song
Our afternoon tea time couldn't be better
Our love is unrequited, but it's an honorable defeat, so Here We Go!
When we sing we're Shining After Schoolfuwafuwa ikiteru sei? jiken bakka shi EBURIDEI
bibun sekibun wa tsuishi toubun ren'ai wa chuushi
nijigenme ni wa naku yo yojigen dashi ibukuro
YABA, tsui ni genkaichou WEITO kaita maruhichouIs it because we're living so lightly? Every day is full of incidents
We'll have to take a make-up test on differentials and integrals, and put a hold on romance for the time being
The second period bell sounds, along with my 4th dimension stomach
Ugh, I accidentally went too far, checking the secret book I wrote my weight inmaegami sanMIRI kittara mieta
touan masshiro demo mirai ga BARAiro nara yokune?When I cut my bangs 3 mm, I saw it
Though my answer sheet was white, isn't it sweet when the future is all rose colored?Chatting Now
GACHI de KASHIMASHI Never Ending Girls' Talk
shuugyou CHAIMU made matenai
chikoku wa shite mo soutai wa Non Non Non!
seiippai Study ENJOI
GACHI de SUBARASHI Never Ending Girls' Song
gogo TIITAIMU ni wa motte koi
katayaburi na KOODO demo Here We Go!
utaeba Shining After SchoolChatting Now
Seriously lively Never Ending Girls' Talk
We can't wait for the school bell chime
Even if you're late, leaving early is a no, no, no!
We Study with all we got, Enjoy!
Seriously wonderful Never Ending Girls' Song
Our afternoon tea time couldn't be better
It's an unusual chord, but Here We Go!
When we sing we're Shining After Schooleien ni RUUPU suru
SAIZU Down Up Down Up
demo kibun itsudemo
Up Up Up And Up
atsumaru dake de waraeru nante
utau dake de shiawase nante
...kanari chikyuu ni yasashii EKO janIt's an eternal loop
My sizes go down, up, down, up
But my mood is always going
Up, up, up and up
Laughing just from getting together
Happiness just from singing
...That's pretty environmentally-friendly, huh?Jumping Now
GACHI de URUWASHI Never Ending Girls' Life
hibi MAJI RAIBU dashi matta nashi
hayaoki shite mo hayane wa Non Non Non!
meippai Shouting WASSHOI
GACHI de SUBARASHI Never Ending Girls' Song
gogo TIITAIMU ni wa motte koi
kataomoi demo gyokusai de Here We Go!
utaeba Shining After SchoolJumping Now
Seriously pretty Never Ending Girls' Life
We're serious every day, it's now or never 'cause we're live!
Even if you wake up early, going to bed early is a no, no no!
Shouting with all I've got, "Woo-hoo!"
Seriously wonderful Never Ending Girls' Song
Our afternoon tea time couldn't be better
Our love is unrequited, but it's an honorable defeat, so Here We Go!
When we sing we're Shining After SchoolSo So
Shining Shiner Shinyest Girls be ambitious & shine (6x)
Shining Shiner Shinyest Girls be ambitious & shine (6x)
A/N: There you have it....
Dana: Okay...but I'm still bored...
Akira: Then have a rubix cube contest with Lisa!
Lisa: *drags Dana off*
Toshiro: I better follow and make sure that Lisa doesn't kill Dana...
Akira: Yeah, go have fun stalking Lisa.
Toshiro: *goes bright red* I wasn't going to stalk her!
Tsubasa: Yeah right...
Yuuko: *sipping sake* Everything about you said that you were gonna stalk that girl.
Watanuki: How can you say that? There is no way this boy was going to stalk her!
Yuuko: Watanuki, more sake.
Watanuki: Are you even listening to me?
Toshiro: *leaves*
Tsubasa: The next dare is from Katrina!
Ended up too crazy ...
Since it ended up so crazy, some time in April, the dares are going to be weirder but not crazier than this.
Wolfie: HOW THE HECK DID MY 5 (or less/more) REVIEWS CAUSE ALL THIS MADNESS?!
Rikai: Sorry for the weirdness :( Tell Wolfie to put your review before mine.
Wolfie: BTW, how could Haruhivnot know how to do the Hare Hare Yukai?
A/N: Havong only a couple of minutes left I had to shortly describe what could have happened...and these were the first things to pop on my mind...Besides, isn't it fun to cause madness all over the world?
Katrina:*thinking* I guess...it is.
Rikai: Too late...
A/N: I forgot to tell you people that we actually had some kind of memory loss too...for five then we were already at the next dare...so yeah...
Nami: BTW the next review is also from Katrina!
Wait! If no one knew the Hare Hare Yukai dance, then how did Akira do it?
Everyone: Tell me that I'm over-reviewing.
Amu, Utau, Ikuto, Kukai: If I put your personalities together, two of you could be like the characters in Neal N Nikki.
Everyone: Khul kai jhoomo, khul kai gao, aao aao yeh khul kai kaho Its the time to disco (starts dancing) BOLLYWOOD MASTI!!
A/N: We all know the answer.
Everyone: Oh great Katrina-sama, you are overeviewing! You are killing the little amount of brain cells Wolfie has.
Amu/Utau/Ikuto/Kuukai: As if we would know what Neal N Nikki is...
After the not understandable language thingy and Katrina starting to dance, doom arrives for three seconds and decides to posess Akira. Meaning, Akira destroyed the studio.
Akira: *innocently* It's time for my review.
*stares at new gueststar* bcuz of the fact that I have no friggin CLUE who u are, I'm just gonna do this...*sets hair on fire* mwahahaha...
Now, ON TO THE DARES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *evil lightning and thunder flashes and rumbles*
Charas and Hiei: *sweatdrop*
Hiei: you are one crazy onna...
Charas and Toshi: you don't know the half of it.
Me: well who cares what u guys think. Let's continue, shall we?
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Tadase: wear a frilly pink tutu for the whole chapter and act like Yaya-tan!
Amu: you are hereby ORDERED to call me Akira-SAN!! *holds up papers* this says that I currently have temporary ownership over you! Ha!!
Kitty-boy: *throws him in a room covered in catnip, then tosses in a chocolate covered Amu* Enjoy!
Nadeshiko: *uses awesome powers of DOOM to set on fire with flame that doesn't burn*
Wolfie/ Lelouch/ kazuma: *glares death b4 smiling devilishly and sending them off to Europe where they can torture Crystal Mello*
Rima/ Utau/ Yaya/ Kairi: *hangs them over a pot of boiling cheese* who wants to cut the chord? *holds up giant scissors*
*is still using awesome powers*
All Boys(servants): you must do whatever the heck we say without complaint for FOUR WHOLE CHAPTERS!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Toshi: psyco...
Me: whatever now go!!
Akira: Now! Tadase wear a tutu!
Tadase: Why?
Akira:Because I ordered you to do so! *dresses Tadase up into the the tutu*
Tadase: *blushes*
Amu: Ordered to call you Akira-san?
Wolfie: Tch, soo lame...
Akira: *evil eye twitching* What was that?
Wolfie: Who would be stupid enough to let somebody call them -san?
Akira: *dumps paint on Wolfie*
Wolfie: *dumps Serious Black paint over Akira*
Akira/Wolfie: *dump paint over each other*
The others: *sweatdrop*
Rima: Why don't we do the next dare until those two clear their differnces?
Nagi:...I never knew Rima had such a vocabulary.
Rima: *angry* What do you mean????
Amu: *locked into the catnip room with Ikuto* LET ME OUT!
Akira: No can do...*laughs evilly*
Amu: ...
Nagi: It's awfully quiet, isn't it?
Nami:Maybe something happened...
Yaya: No way! Amu-chi is just fine!Nothing can happen when Amu-chi is just with Iku-chi!
Kairi: Yes, there can....
Wolfie: And then we will finally have a moody pregnant teenager in this show!
Yaya: *faints due to this information*
Wolfie: *smirks* And that's why making a room soundproof is so fun!
Nagi: You made it soundproof?
Wolfie: Yup...
Kairi: So, Ikuto-san is not..
Wolfie: Nope...He just munches catnip and Amu is sitting in a corner being bored.
Nagi: *running around with his hair on fire*
Nami: *trying to extinguish it*
Akira: *sends Wolfie and the others to Europe*
Wolfie: Oh my god I'm totally lost!In my own country!
Kazuma:In our own hometown!
Wolfie: In our own apartment!
Kazuma: In our own room!
Wolfie: In front of our own computers!
Kazuma: Ahhh! Where is my computer?!
Wolfie: Google it! Maybe you'll find it!
Kazuma: Good idea!*googles it* Ahhh! There are 226,000,000 results!
Wolfie: NOOOOO! We're doomed!
A/N:Akira never specified where we would land...and Estonia is in the way who is Crystal Mello? A crystalized Mello from Death Note?
Akira: Next dare!
Rima/Utau/Kairi/Yaya:AHHHHHHHH! SAVE US!
Akira: Well, seems like nobody wants to cut it so...*lowers scissors*
Rima/Kairi/Utau/Yaya: Yay! We're saved!
Akira: I'll do it myself! *cuts the chord*
Rima/Kairi/Utau/Yaya: AHHHH! *fall into the cheese*
Wolfie:*returned from Europe* So, there you have it. Akira's review is ending and the boys are gonna be her servants.
Boys: SERVANTS?!!!!!
Akira: Yes, servants.
Boys: *throwing a tantrum*
Wolfie: Why the boys are enjoying their last freedom...
Nami: We're gonna start with Rikai's review!
Yo!
Hi!
Uh...
Like, when should I update my talkshow, Wolfie?
I'm bored.
Anyways, Byakushi: Thanx for making sure I don't get annoyed!! (kisses him and glomps)
Wolfie: Hm...UPDATE THE NEW STORY!! Oh yeah, and if you do before you update your talkshow, you get to kiss Lelouch...If not, you can't speak to him for the whole chapter!!
This is extra: Byakuya: if Wolfie tries to kill me because of my dare and the consequences...Yeah, protect me! AND TEACH ME KIDO!! I WANNA LEARN KIDO!
Lelouch: Kiss Wolfie if she updates...
Ikuto-pyon: DIE! (whacks him with a huge Risa hammer)
Bye,
Shirayuki Rikai
P.S. Byakuya: You can decide, kiss me or Wolfie...(laughs evilly)OH. It has to be ON. THE. LIPS.
P.P.S. (evil grin)
Wolfie: Uhhhhhhhhh...as soon as you can...like in...next two weeks?
Rikai: I'll try.*kissing and glomping Byakkun* Thank you!
Byakuya: *after the kiss and glomping* Who would want an annoying brat in the talkshow?
Rikai: Byakkun is being shy!
Wolfie: Yeah! He likes you, definitely!
Rikai: Really?*sparkly eyes*
Byakuya: I don't. You're annoying.
Rikai: *hurt for three seconds*
Wolfie: Moving on...*eye twitches* WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE SUCH A STUPID DARE?!!!!!That's not fair! You people are pressuring me!And I only couldn't update on time cause I had to visit lots of people and watch the third Death Note movie! So what if I've seen it before! It was way more awesome watching it in the cinema!
Nami: Tsk,tsk,tsk trying to find excuses.
Wolfie: But it's the truth!
Nagi: Tsk,tsk,tsk...
Wolfie: *runs away crying*
Byakuya: I won't teach kido to a child.
Rikai: *on the verge of crying*
Byakuya: Fake tears won't work.
Rikai: He's smart!*whacks Ikuto with the big Risa hammer*
Ikuto: OWWW! Why do you do that?
Rikai: Because I'm smart, beautiful and you are annoying.
Ikuto: *hurt*
Amu: *tries to cheer him up*
Kairi/Yaya: The next review is from Lisa!
Me: Hi everyone now I want to sa-ah-Ah-AH-ACHO! *grabs tissue and blows* Sorry but I've been sick lately. Here Toshi read. *hands list* Now I'm going to sleep.
Toshi: Alright *begins reading*
Amu&Ikuto: *pushes in a room together* I saw the last ep of Shugo chara doki doki and thought it needed more Amuto and less Tadamu so I'm going to film many amuto moments and sell them to crazy fan-girls. now I've set up many cameras in there so you kids get busy.
Tadagay: *grabs giant metal spiky mace* How dare you kiss Amu on the cheek (thats what happened in the last ep) she belongs to Ikuto! *hits repeatedly not stopping*
Utau: *dresses in pink dress* Your dressed as Luchia. I signed you up to sing at an anime convention for Mermaid Melody.
Kukai: *dresses in surfer outfit* Your going with her dressed as Kaito. Bring me back something.
Nagi: I'm making a fashion show and your going to be a model! *drags to back of stage and puts in random outfit* Now get out on that cat walk!
Rima: *push down mount Everest* now to teleport back.
Kairi: You ever met Rurouni Kenshin? If not you should meet him.
Yaya: How did you feel when Kairi first confessed to Amu?
Toshi: *looks at me*
Me: *snore* ... *still sleeping hugging passed out GIR*
Toshi: *whispers* Update soon.
Amu/Ikuto: Ehhhhh?Let us out!
Lisa: Not until I have gotten enough Amuto moments!Moving on...*grabs mace* DIE!*starts hitting Tadase*
Tadase: OW OW OWWWWW!
Utau: *eye twitching* W-why?
Lisa: Because you look so much like her! Now go! *shoves her and Kukai dressed as Kaito into a taxi*And don't forget to bring me something!
Watanuki: Yuuko-san?
Yuuko: *sipping sake* Yes?
Watanuki: These people are even weirder than those who I have met before.
Yuuko: Want to know the most interesting part?
Watanuki: What is it?
Yuuko: They're human.
Watanuki: You're lying!
Yuuko: I'm not...they are just normal humans.
Normal humans: Oi! We're not normal!
Yuuko: *smiling* Yes,yes...
Lisa: And now, we present you NNNNNNNNAGI!!!!!
Nagi: *is being pushed in the stage*
Lisa: Now Nagi, do the catwalk!
Nagi: *does the catwalk*
Random phorographers: What talent! He must be a famous model!
Wolfie: *pushing random photographers away*Okay! Let's do the next dare!
Rima: *falling down the Everest* I can't teleport back!!!!
Lisa: Too bad, then you die.
Rima: AHHHH! *falls onto some random hiker*
Kairi: No, I haven't met him...who is he?
Lisa: *bangs head against the wall*
Yaya: *deep in thought* Hmmm....Yaya doesn't remember!
Everybody: *falls down*
Wolfie: And now! The last review for today! It's from Katrina the Over reviewer!
These are random dares:
Kukai: laugh at the most random moment.
Utau: Slap Kukai on the face.
Yaya: Make Utau fall asleep.
Tadase: Give Yaya candy, no, eat all of it by yourself. (poison candy) DIE!
Rima: Revive Tadase by throwing rocks at him.
Nagi: Act like you're madly in love with Rima (do that for the whole chapter.
Wolfie: Kuukai is right now at the anime convention so he can't laugh...and about Utau*smirks* I'll call her.*calls Utau and tells Utau to slap Kuukai*
At the convention...
Utau: *slaps Kuukai*
LuchiaxKaito fans: *gasp*
Kuukai: What was that for?
Utau: For cheating on me you bastard!*runs away*
LuchiaxKaito fans: *evil aura*
Kuukai: *sweatdrops*
Fans: You...you...MONSTER! *attack him*
At the studio...
Yaya: Yaya doesn't want to! *throws tantrum*
Katrina: You have to!
Yaya: Yaya doesn't want to!!!!
Katrina: *knocks Yaya out*
Kairi: Yaya!
Katrina: Don't worry, she is fine...I think.
Kairi: You think! *drags Yaya off to hospital*
Tadase: *eats the candy and dies*
Wolfie: I actually don't want him to die anymore...but I guess it can't be helped.
Rima: *throws rocks at Tadase*
Tadase: *opens his eyes*
Wolfie: Yay! He is alive!
Lisa: *checking the videos if there aren't any Amuto moments* Awww...those two are sleeping together!
Wolfie: And since the show is almost over we are not granting the request to love Rima...it's stupid anyway.
Rima: Who are you calling stupid!
Wolfie: *ignoring Rima* And with that, today's talkshow has ended! Today's best review was from Akira, so she is getting 1 million youtube non-existent dollars!*hugs Lelouch* Yuuko-san can do the rest!
Rikai: Wait! You can't hug him!
Wolfie: Why not?You never said that I can't hug him! You said that I can't talk with him!
Rikai: *goes and glomps Byakuya* Oh yeah! You haven't said who you're gonna kiss yet!
Byakuya: *kisses Rikai on the lips, then walks away*
Rikai: *confused*
Yuuko: The next star guests are going to be...hmmm...who should I choose?
Watanuki: It's up to you?
Yuuko: a problem with it?
Watanuki: No...
Yuuko: I know! The next star guests are going to be Sakura and Syaoran from Card Captor Sakura!
Everbody: EHHHHHHHHH?