Ch.37 1 "eight" 7 foo! Pt.2

BREAK YOSELF FOO!

Nevermind the many puns I will possibly write in this chapter guys. I might be just writing a little too much today. I don't know really. It's all in the winging in situation right now. Anything might happen. I'll try to start this one slow. Some good reviews yesterday. I really enjoy all the hype folks. Keep 'em coming guys keep 'em coming. I want so many reviews that I die of a heart attack at the sheer numbers. I want to have 200 reviews already on this crossover, That is my ultimate goal right now. That and score some coke and have a blast XD. j/k, Anyway that's all I wanted to let you guys in on. Also the views are through the roof. This story pwns ALL!

Let us begin shall we?

"Okay class welcome back. I hope you enjoy your little vacation. Right now I want to introduce you to a new student to our class. You can come in Miss Yamanaka." The teacher called for Ino to come in an introduce herself. She bowed her head showing her up most respect and finesse. "Hello everyone. I am Ino Yamanaka. I'm really new to the way this school does things so please take good care of me." She looked up at Naruto and Ryofu winking at them. Naruto knew all to well why she was here.

"Geez Gramma you really are lookin' out for me."

"What's wrong honey?" Asked Ryofu."

"Oh don't worry. I was just talking to myself."

"Aww don't do that. You know you have me to talk to. You also got your hot friend Ino too."

"hahaha..Thanks. I'll keep that in mind." She placed a peck on his cheek smiling afterward. The teacher all called for another student. "Okay then We also have one transfer from the class next door. Please welcome her too as well. Come in Koshaji." She called for the female figure from outside the door. Naruto couldn't believe that the one he had been getting to know little by little was onw in his classroom. This got him a little excited as now he would be able to talk to her more.

"I am Koshaji formally of Yoshuu academy. I transfered in from your class 2-C next door. Please treat me well." She had payed special attention to Naruto waving at him. He returned her greeting happily.

"Naruto do you know her?" Spoke Ryofu, She was bit curious about this new girl. "Yeah the day I was at home I bumped into her. She's a pretty nice girl. You should get to know her."

"Is that so? Well then I suppose I should." At this point Ino and Koshaji both looked at the teacher wondering what to do now. "Okay you two take your seats. Class will begin now." Ino had taken her spot next to Naruto while Koshaji took to the back of the class. She had a full view of Naruto from here.

"Hey guys! How are you two doing?" Ino was excited about having to be with friends.

"Good Ino." Naruto replied.

"Hey Naruto you think maybe during lunch period you can talk to me in private?"

"Sure..Do you mind Ryofu?"

"Just as long as you invite me when it starts getting good. I haven't had one of those in decades." Ryofu joked.

"I'll let you know Ryofu." Ino decided to play along. Naruto was a bit nervous. He hoped they were playing along with the joke becaseu he knew Ino and Ryofu way to much for his own good. "hehehehe Sounds fun." By then the bell had rung. "Okay Naruto meet me in the roof top okay?" She gave him a hug and hugged Ryofu before she left. "Bye Ino!" She blew a kiss before exiting out of the door. Ryofu got up stretching out her arms. "Okay I'll meet you in the usual spot okay? I wanna flirt with you some more."

"I will. Bye Ryofu."

"See ya later sexy!" She pecked his lips before she too went out the door. He got up to go meet with Ino before a hand tapped his shoulder. "Naruto..Good to see you."

"Oh hi Koshaji. It's reall nice to see you here."

"Likewise Naruto. Anyway how is everything?"

"Good. Hey do you want to eat lunch with me and Ryofu later?"

"I would love to Naruto. But unfortunately I have some club activities when to get to. Some other time maybe."

"Okay that sounds fun. I really hope you do join us. I wanna introduce you to all my friends."

"that would be wonderful." She grinned. He had made his way to the door. As soon as he did her smiled of sincerity turn to a sinister smirk. "Indeed I do Naruto.....Indeed I do." She giggled evilly in her throat. She was now hatching her own little scheme for a dark purpose.

As Naruto made his way to the roof top he saw Ino looking at the sun, her long hair and short skirt blowing in the wind. There was a point where her white panties would appear every now and then. Naruto had already went close to Ino before she turned around. "You're here. Good. Naruto now that we're alone it's time we get down to business. I'm here officially on White lotus business so we need to get started. I was going to just talk with you but Lady Tsunade just sent me a message."

"What kind of message?"

"The Akatsuki are on the move. This time they mean business. They were reports of the Akatsuki leader and his partner trying to assassinate Orochimaru. That would have been some weight off out shoulders...Had he succeeded."

"The leader didn't kill him?"

"He didn't even get to him. This is gonna bode ill if now Orochimaru started to move also. Now is as good a time as any to act. We have to find the eight tails and that black dragon spy."

"I got it. But I don't even know where to start."

"I can gather some intell in the local toushi as well as gather any information on suspicious activity."

"What can I do?"

"Go about you daily life Naruto. My objective is to not only aid you but I'm your personal bodyguard. Your safety and Ryofu's is my top priority. If possible we will also let her in on this when the time is right. Also...Tsunade wants to congratulate you for finally Uniting Fuu with Koukin. It seems that Koukin is in rehab for a coulpe of weeks. Fuu had been with him the whole way. Good job to you and Shikamaru's team."

"Tell her mom and dad say hi." He joked.

"I will...Now remember keep a sharp eye out for anyone and I mean anyone. Chances are you may very well be talking to the enemy."

"Right..I'll keep that in mind."

"Now that we're on the same page remember to keep this a secret. I don't wanna arouse any unwanted attention Naruto. let's go." He nodded before noticing some odd activity down below them. "Hey Ino what's going on down there?"

"I don't know. Go check it out Naruto." Upon receiving his orders he went down stairs where he saw Ryofu and Gaara with the rest of the crowd. "Hey guys what's going on?"

"Naruto honey guess who's here?" Ryofu took his hands letting him see none other Killer bee in the center of the crowd break dancing with the boombox blasting a hip hop song. He had gathered the people from the courtyard to watch him and some of his possy perform his thing. "hah Killer bee you're here!" Naruto shouted, Killer bee Had done his finale extending his hand to Naruto. He took his hand in and they against was pulled in for a shoulder bump. "Hey man what's really good?"

"Nothing much. What are you doing here?"

"I was wit my cous' man. She at school right now so I wanted to get some in time fo' I head back to mah crib homie."

"That's cool." Naruto grinned. "Yo...I heard you got in on deep shit man. You got some nika's on ya tail brah. What's good wit dat?"

"Where did you hear that from?"

"My couz be in on the down low with this shit man. She said some motherfuka's called the Akatsuki be trying to ice you nika'.

"News must travel fast huh?"

"Ain't nothing I don't know about these streets man. From that bitch Orochimaru to that fucked up ass pussy Akatsuki."

"Then you must want to kow about who are they after right?"

"Yeah man. Those Jinchuuriki toushi. They ain't getting me dough I got my shit on lock nika."

"Wait...What are you saying Killer bee?"

"Oh I should tell you man I got this thing inside me brah." One of he friends tapped his shoulder. "Hey man you ain't gotta tell 'em dawg."

"Iz coo Iz coo man. I go 'head let 'em in on dis." Killer bee had pushed some of the people away from him as best he could. "Aight people back up back up Imma unleash da monsta." Ryofu looked at Naruto in confusion. "The monster?...What does he mean by that?"

"I don't know...Maybe he's got some special power." Gaara however only looked on not showing any sign of interest physically. He suddenly wanted to know exactly what kind of power he was going to in his own words "unleash." Before everyone knew it he had crossed his arms and began to focus his chi onto himself. As if lightning had struck Naruto and Gaara they felt the sensation they knew all too well.

"Gaara...you don't think."

"Yes Naruto I do. I know this feeling all too well....He's got it."

"Got what..Naruto...Gaara's what's he got?"

"Just see for yourself Ryofu. He really is about to unleash his monster." Gaara spoke with some curiosity in his voice. Suddenly Killer bee had begun to yell at the top of his lungs causing the ground to quake under his feet. The people were standing back farther and farther seeing the immense amount of power this man was showing. Before they knew it a very eerily familiar aura had bubbled around Killer bee's body. It formed two bull horns and four long tails that stiffened as soon as he put his arms down. With one loud yell the ground before his feet had cratered with the amount of sheer power of his chi. "TIME FOR THE EIGHT!" He shouted before smoke had engulfed him with a dark burgundy light pierced through the smoke causing it to vanish away. There in full view of everyone including Naruto and Gaara was a seven tailed bestial form of Killer bee. A bull skeleton had taken form around his body. His bull horns lay on op of his head with the same pupiless eyes and triangular teeth Ryofu knew all too well. No one could believe that they would be in view of the one thing they had been in search of. This was the primordial form of the eight tailed beast.

"..He's...A Jinchuuriki?...I see seven tails...so that must mean." Naruto was in awe with himself.

"Yes Naruto...He must be the last Jinchuuriki we need. He must come with us before the Akatsuki or Orochimaru get to him."

"He must be able losing control of his beast if he unleashed it now. Get ready it he starts to rampage."

"What you talkin' foo? I told you I got dis. Check this out! HOOOOOOOO!" This caught Naruto by surprise. As soon as he transformed from himself to the eight tails he went back to his normal form. Naruto and Gaara were impressed with the way he was able to master his beast with no effort. "He must know how to control his power. That's amazing." Naruto ran to Killer bee applauding him. "Wow that's incredible. You mastered your demon. How did you do that?"

"I can't tell you man. I'm the only cat with the bull. Dat's my thing man. I'm a Jinchuuriki with the skills homie."

"Killer bee...I want to talk to in private if you don't mind. I want to show you something."

"Word. Yo posseh. Wait here I finna get with dis dude real quick."

"Aight bee. good lookin'." His friend flashed a peace sign with Killer bee returning the flash back. Killer bee followed Naruto, Ryofu and Gaara into the club room. "Aight man what chu need?"

"Killer bee....you know what you said...That you were the only one with that beast inside you?"

"Yeah yeah...What you tryin' to say?"

"Bee....I'm a Jinchuuriki..So is my friend Gaara."

"No you ain't!" He was skeptical about Naruto's comment.

"I am really. Wanna see my seal?"

"Show it dude' I gots'ta see dis." He was interested in the blond wondering about this seal. Naruto pulled up his shirt showing the swirl belly mark on his abdomen. Killer bee took a good look at it before he nodded. "It's a tattoo. You ain't a Jinchuuriki."

"I really am."

"Stop lying man. You tryin' to be me again?"

"No Bee I'm not. Alright...I'll show you my true power then." He closed his eyes before Killer bee felt a strange sensation in his stomach. When Naruto opened his eyes and revealed his fox like face. The red Iris and vertical pupils coupled with fangs and his clawed hands had completely swayed Killer bee's mind. "Ohh shit...You is I ain't know dere was more like me."

"There are eight others like us Bee. From Gaara who has the one tailed Shukaku sand spirit. To me...I have the most powerful of them all..The nine tailed fox."

"Whaaaat? You da nine tailed fox?"

"Yes I am...And this is my toushi guardian Ryofu Housen. You met her before." Ryofu flashed a peace sign wrapped her other arm around Naruto's neck. "Oh I see ya. She not just ya girl she ya bodyguard and shit...I got chu nah. So now what? What we do?"

"We need to find your guardian Killer bee. I know a person that can read the Magatama's of other toushi. I bet she already knows who your guardian toushi is."

"On the ri'u dawg?" (A/n: Real..I was raised in the ghetto and that's how we say it. Say it as it sounds.)

"Yeah. Gaara come with me."

"I'm afraid I can't Naruto. But I think I know who can go with you. Ask Kan'u to join you. She the one closet to the Mei Shrine anyway."

"Hol' up hol' up...You want me to what?" Killer bee was all of a sudden confused at this situation."

"Bee you need a guardian toushi that will fully release the Konjin spirit that is the real form of your beast. It's the spirit that will help us with the prevention of the fallen one's revival that Akatsuki are trying to achieve."

"Hol' up man the fuck is dis?" You sayin' dere's some body inside me?"

"Yeah bee...Please come with us. The priestess is a good friend of mine."

"Hey man I ain't into legend shit dud'. Not mah shit son."

"Bee please. We need you. I already got eight of the Jinchuuriki together. All I need is you and we can fight the Akatsuki and stop the revival."

"Fuck dat shit nika I ain't fucking wit dat Akatsuki." Killer bee shook his head. "Aww C'mon. You said if I ever needed anything that I would rely on you."

"C'mon man you expect me to baleeh all dat? It's straight up bu'shit man." Naruto only sighed knowing he wasn't go let him find his guardian. "Alright...I thought I would be able to get you to help us...I see now I was wrong."

"Nah nah dat ain't it. I just ain't fucking wit chu and all dis fallen one shit man. But if dits girl you talkin' 'bout is a good as you say she is. Den I baleeh you." He extended his hand. "You feel me dawg?"

"So you mean?"

"You feel me ah' not man?" Naruto took his hand with his agreement in their hand shake. "Okay then..I feel you Killer bee. Come with me then. Ryofu let's go."

"Got it sweety." She took his hand before they left out the window." Gaara turned his cell phone and texted a message to someone. "I think she should know about this." When he was done he saw the three head out of the school. He also saw a dark figure trail behind them. "..Who was that?" He thought. He dismissed the notion thinking it was just his imagination.

At the shrine

Once Naruto and the others made it to the shrine they saw someone they didn't expect. A figure was seen conversing with Gakushin. Upon further inspection it was Shikamaru with his signature min pony tail.

"Shikamaru. Over here!" He waved. Gakushin and Shikamaru waved over as the trio climbed the small steps getting inside the shrine. "Hey guys how are you?"

"Good Naruto. Who's the guy?' Said Shikamaru noticing Killer bee. " 'Sup man I'm killah bee. What's good man."

"Hey." They shook hands. "And who is dis pretty young thang?"

"Ohh Killer bee I'm flattered, But I must reject you outright. I am required to live a life of solitude to maintain my status as a priestess to the gods. Please forgive me."

"Ohhh damn she shot me down. Aight girl I feel ya."

"Thank you for understanding. I was waiting for your arrival Killer bee. You have awakened you beast long ago am I correct."

"Damn she good. How you know?"

"I am a psychic toushi. I know a great many things about your past and the past of this world. You have come here seeking answers I'm sure."

"Shit I didn't even say sh-" Gakushin put her hand on his mouth. "Killer bee I understand that you are unfamiliar with Japanese holy ground but please treat this as a sacred land. The gods frown on use of such profane language on their soil. I ask that you exercise this as you now under the watchful eyes of our gods."

"Mah bad Mah bad. But I ain't Shintoist. I got mah god right here." He took out his cross showing it to Gakushin. "I see. But even your god must not encourage that kind of talk as well. Please be cautious even more so."

"Aight aight. I undahstand."

"That's wonderful. Now come inside. We have much do discuss. God's be praised for your safe journey to this shrine." She blessed Naruto and Ryofu with her kiss on the forehead while hugging Killer bee. When they got inside each kneeled with Gakushin in front of the four of them. "Now before I begin Killer bee how long have you used this power?"

"I had it fo a long a..Uh Ah mean I had it fo 25 yiahs." He replied.

"Have you been able to fully master it's power?"

"I got it down girl."

"That's wonderful news. Well then I assume that Naruto has informed you of your real purpose?"

"Yeah somethin' 'bout dah fallen one business. I don 'no."

"Indeed he is correct. You are one of the nine toushi with his special power. If we are to prevent the Akatsuki or the Black dragon group to attain the fallen one's power we must unite and release all nine Konjin to redo the seal placed on mount Chibi. I know how to find your guardian Killer bee. Please close your eyes. I will read your Magatama."

"How you gonna do dat?"

"I will perform my special technique that will verify who your guardian is."

"Aight den. Go 'head but I don' baleeh all dis stu' man." He closed his eyes before Gakushin's hands were placed on his cheek. She started to utter some Shinto spells before Killer could even get a handle on what was going on. He suddenly felt a pair of soft lips touch his. He mind was trying to comprehend but he felt a strange sensation come to his mind. All kinds of images started to come into his mind. He saw people fighting and then a very tall beast with a lot of tails fighting nine people with aura that also seem to spout out a different amount of tails. They had clapped their hands around the beast and sealed it inside something. As soon as that scene ended her saw an image of a Chinese man grab a small jewel and held it in the palm of his hand. As soon as it started it ended. She broke contact with him which caused him to pant heavily.

"What da fuu-"

"Aaahaha...Language."

"What in god's name was all dat? What chu do to me?" His thoughts trailed to what he had seen. "What dah fuck was all dat? Crazy bitch!"

"Those were the images of your past life Killer bee. You have been endowed with the spirit of the eight tailed Ox. I also know the Chinese warrior destined to be your guardian. But before I tell you I must also tell you about the people will aid us in our quest." She pulled out eight other photos of the Jinchuuriki.

"Dese all the people like me and Naruto?"

"Yes bee. This is Gaara of the Desert. The one tailed Shukaku raccoon." She also pointed to Yagura and Houtou's picture. "These are the Shigen siblings Yagura and Houtou. Yagura is the carrier for the Three tailed turtle."

"I see I see. I got chu. Dis be the four, five and six tails right?"

"Correct Bee."

"Then Naruto...What chu said back deah. You was right..My fault fo not seein' dat. We cool?"

"Yeah..Thank you for doing this for us."

"So now we got us all."

"No..We must find your Guardian Bee. I believe this person will be destined as your guardian..Are you ready for this. Once I speak of this there is no going back to your life."

"Hey I said I got Naruto's back I stick to it."

"I am happy for you...Now the spirit that is your guardian is one warrior that was said to be the greatest warrior in ancient times. His prowess and fighting abilities is something which was feared throughout all of China. He was known to all as Guan Yu. The leader of the Shu five tiger generals. Find the one whose Magatama possess that warrior spirit inside it and you will be able to release your Konjin warrior."

"Aight so I find this guy and den what?"

"Once you release your Konjin. The other Jinchuuriki will also release their Konjin and redo the seal that holds the fallen one's chi."

"Aight...I see ya."

"Then you must hurry. By now the Akatsuki are on the move to find you. Please hurry." Killer bee nodded. "So what we doin' here. Let's do it to it homies." He walked out with Naruto and Ryofu following right behind them.

"Hey Gakushin...Do you know who holds that spirit?"

"I do not...But whoever it is will have a lot on their hands with bee."

From another part of town Kan'u had sneezed which caught Kiba's attention. "Hey you okay Kan'u?"

"I think someone is talking about me Kiba."

"You still believe in that superstition?"

"Yes I do." She thought about who would talk about her but only one person popped in her head. "Oh m beloved must miss me dearly! I must go see him tomorrow."

While this was going on

I told you I don't know anything. What are you talking about?" A guy was being held on his neck by Hidan while Kakuzu kept prodding the man with his question. "Look I don't have much time. I know you heard of this so called Killer bee. He's the one we want. Tell us where he is and Hidan won't have to kill you."

"What are you fuckin' serious? I'd kill him anyway. He's fucking annoying me."

"Please let me go. I don't know any Killer bee."

"Alright then...Let's keep going Hidan." He walked away. Hidan had taken a small spike and pricked the guys stomach. "Gahh..Why did you do that?" He took a taste of the blood in his mouth and let him go. "So the sacrifice is ready. The ceremony is complete. " He saw a Circle with a triangle inside it. "Hidan don't fool around. We have to get moving."

"Would you fucking relax? I need to do this." He grabbed his three bladed scythe and pointed it at his own stomach. "Say goodnight Bitch!" He stabbed his own stomach and fell to the ground. "...Jeez Hidan..Did you have to do that?"

"What you assbite? This is important. I have to appease lord Jashin. Now shut the fuck up and let me do this."

"I really want to kill you Hidan."

"Well you can't. Lord Jashin protects me from any harm as a gift. You know that already." Kakuzu only shook his ahead. "Whatever. I don't care. Hurry up then. I'll wait for you here." As Hidan got up he pulled his blade from his stomach which caused blood to scatter across the ground. The man who Kakuzu had interrogated haid in a pool of his own blood. A wound was seen on his stomach. It looked like a large blade had gutted him open.

"Now I'm done..Let's go Kakuzu." They continued their search for the eight tailed beast.

And that's a wrap folks. Thanks for being so understanding for yesterday. But time really kicked my ass here. I was unable to really get anything done.

T_T The life I live is sad. Oh yeah after I am done with this story I will be practicing with my Japanese guys. I won't get another tale done once this is over. So when I am through I am taking a really long vacation. In the meantime I will still be reading those Crossovers of the same two animes so keep them up folks. Oh yeah also you are free to read anything else on my prof if you want. Those of you who have not read the prequel please do so. It will come in handy cause some of the puns from there are going to be in this tale as well :P

So untill then

Next time: Ch.38. BULL HONKEY!

See ye next time ^ ^.