Discaimer: "Touhou for the Touhou god!" Was the last thing I heard, before the hat fixed itself to my skull, taking full control of my body. Touhou belongs to Zun!

A/N: Action? In my fanfiction? It's more likely than you think! Also, please comment on my fight scene... no idea if it's good or not, due to it being my first! On with the show!

Midnight, Un-named mountains behind the Hakurei Shrine:

As we descended, we noticed several things. Each of them noticed by a member of the group.

Cirno noticed that this girl looked like China.

Deiyousei noticed the odd baton in the girl's hand.

Mokou noticed that they were already noticed by the mysterious girl.

Wriggle noticed how cute Aya was as she slept

Rumia noticed how cute Aya was as she slept.

And I noticed that the fog was coming not from her, but from the baton in her hand. It was a rod of fine gold, inscribed with clouds. I could also see her perfectly through the dense fog, oddly enough.

"Hey, China! Usa says that this is all your doing, is that true?" The girl looked up at our little mob that consisted of youkai, fairies, and a human. She feigned surprise, followed by an equally fake show of fear, before she let out a convincing scream. What, was she an actor?

"Y-youkai! A-are you going t-to eat me? I'm too young and pretty to die...! Did I mention young? I'm very young!" The 'young' girl looked towards us with her red eyes. On her head was a strange looking yellow cap, about two sizes too small for her head, which covered a small portion of her bountiful scarlet hair. Her hair wafted about in the strong wind, which was seemingly emanating from the girl, or to be more precise, the baton. About mid way down, her hair was tied with a white bow, which caused her hair only to be more eye catching, due to the contrast of the two colors. On her body was a rather chinese looking green vest, which had a yellow blouse under it, The blouse had just a bit of frill to the ends of the sleeves, which ended right before the elbow. Her resemblance to Chi- I mean, Meiling was striking. Atleast, to anyone who actualy knew who that was. Sadly, I was not on the list of people that knew who that was, but I wasn't the one who was doing the talking, so that wouldn't matter anyways. Her legs were dressing in a matching pair of poofy green pants, which ended just after the knee. Her feet were covered in a pair of shiny black shoes. She was like a shorter, less voluptuous Meiling. In fact, her chest was as flat as a little kid, and her hips not very feminine at all!

"...Arn't you a Youkai, yourself?" Cirno was dumbfounded at what else to say, than the obvious question.

"What? No, no, no... What Youkai has red eyes?" Rumia felt a bit awkward at that statement of the stranger, and simply coughed, so as to draw attention to herself.

"Just how stupid do you think I am, China...?" Cirno couldn't help but sigh at just how idiotic that statement was, coming from who she thought was Meiling.

"...Do you want the truth, or a lie? Also, why do you keep calling me 'China,' my name is Orange!" Meili- I mean, Orange puffed out her chest, as though her name alone was enough for respect.

"Is that so~?" The one that need not be named felt it a good time to check the mental capacity of the idiot before them.

"Err, y-yes...?" Orange was caught off guard by such a simple question, and had no idea how to answer it.

"Is that so~?" Rumia began to look towards the girl, her eyes glowing brightly.

"Y-y-yes!" Who would have thought that Rumia could inspire fear, with but a simple question?

"Is that so~?" More force in the words, Rumia had begun to look downright scary, even to those who actually knew her! It would seem that this fight was hers, going by her actions. Her lips were peeled back, her rows of sharp teeth exposed.

"I-i-is that s-sooo?" Orange's expression was a comination of confusion, and a great deal of fear, at this point.

"That is so..." And with that, Rumia dive bombed towards the girl with a look of hunger upon her face. Ahh, fear, what an exploitable emotion.

"W-wha- why are you...!" Orange got ready to defend herself, and took a fighting stance. As Rumia came within range, she spun around and delivered a kick towards the girl, which Rumia simply avoided, and grabbed the poor girl by the leg, and flinging her towards a tree. Orange caught herself midair, and kicked off of the tree, propelling herself into the air.

"F-formidable...! You must be a great Youkai, to have thrown the strongest with such ease!" Rumia looked at the girl, who was not only fighting one of the weaker members of the group, but also calling herself Cirno's self proclaimed title. Rumia looked back, just to make sure she wasn't actualy fighting Cirno, before looking back to Orange, who had taken the opportunity to charge towards the Youkai of darkness. Taken by surprise by the cheap tactic, Rumia only just had enough time to block to first blow. Her fist rippling with ki, Orange delivered a heavy blow to the guarding arm, before spinning around for a kick. The kick was finished off by a grapple to the arm, which Orange intended to make full use of. the girl began to spin the smaller Youkai about, again and again, before releasing her towards the ground.

Rumia flew towards the ground, with a flash of black. Rumia's skull collided with the dirt, her face skidding across the ground like a dirt sled. While Rumia was recovering, Orange began to charge the ki within herself, and began to glow an eerie red color, before the red began to gather in her hands.

"Is that... the best you have...?" Was all that left Rumia's lips, as the skin of her face slowly began to knit. One could see a great deal of her teeth, now that her cheek had been rubbed away by her dirt kiss. Her own dark energy began to gather in her hand, accelerated by the rather dark night, as well her anger at having been made a fool of. They both began to release wave after wave of danmaku, at the same time. Their battle begins for real now, the battle of the stage one bosses had begun! Place your bets!