After the last chapter, I've gotten quite a few requests to punch Malfoy. My answer to all these requests is yes. The line forms behind Neville Longbottom, but be warned. It's pretty long.

Subject: Quidditch!

Don't forget that the Quidditch final is coming up! PRACTICE!

Posted by: Oliver Wood

MyDaddyIsAMuggle: Harry never has any time during Quidditich practice...

ISpellPieRight: Well, he's got to practice! We're going to beat Slytherin this year!

MyDaddyIsAMuggle: And you know this...how?

ISpellPieRight: We'd better.

MyDaddyIsAMuggle: I hope we do...

ISpellPieRight: If we don't, Oliver Wood will probably cry.

MyDaddyIsAMuggle: Why?

ISpellPieRight: It's his last year at Hogwarts and he REALLY wants to win the House Cup.

MyDaddyIsAMuggle: Oh. Heard it from Harry?

ISpellPieRight: Yeah.

PrettyPansy: hay millicent.

IHeartMyKitty: hay pansy. draco bak frum quidditch yet?

PrettyPansy: nope.

IHeartMyKitty: o.

PrettyPansy: sad days.

IHeartMyKitty: ya. hope we win, tho.

PrettyPansy: ya. gryffindor better not win this year.

IHeartMyKitty: thatd be stupid.

PrettyPansy: ya.

IHeartMyKitty: sides, if draco were on hed just tell us 2 use good grammar.

PrettyPansy: ya. dont see wat his problem is.

IHeartMyKitty: me neither. were online. grammar is moot.

PrettyPansy: moot? thats a fun word...

IHeartMyKitty: isn't it?

PrettyPansy: ya. y doesn't he lik the bakstreet boys, neways?

IHeartMyKitty: he thinks theyre stupid.

PrettyPansy: that's stupid. bakstreet boys r kool.

IHeartMyKitty: ya. and hott.

PrettyPansy: uberly.

Subject: WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!! WAY TO GO POTTER!!!!!! WE WON MY LAST YEAR AT HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL EVER THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Posted by: Oliver Wood

Subject: You're welcome...

Yeah. What the title says.

WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Harry Potter

I'm Pretty Much Awesome

Draco Malfoy

I don't feel like studying for my finals.

So I'm posting on my blog.

Yeah. I'm bored.

I'm also listening to Muggle music through this amazing Muggle invention called "headphones." They make it so you're the only one who hears the music. Perfect if your parents happen to hate Muggle music and you don't want anyone in your House telling them you actually love it. (Wait...did I just call a Muggle invention amazing? What's wrong with me?)

All right, this is going to be one of the moments where I'm glad my parents can't see this blog, but what I'm going to say is absolutely true: Muggles are actually pretty brilliant where music is concerned. (Britney Spears, the Backstreet Boys, NSync and all those other stupid pop "artists" don't count because...well, they're stupid.) But seriously, Muggle music is incredible. I used to think wizard music was the best, but now...I'll listen to a Muggle song, and then a wizard song, and the wizard song will sound completely soulless. Like it's been Kissed. (ALL of Britney Spears' songs sound like they've been Kissed, as do Celestina Warbeck's. Hear that, Mom? I just put Celestina in the same category as Britney Spears!) Even if the two songs are about the same topic, hands down, the Muggle song will be so much better and the musicians will be so much more talented that...ugh! I just can't describe it! It's so awesome!

Basically, I love Muggle music.

I guess I'd better start studying...which means I'll have to get off the blog...but I don't have to stop listening to my music! (I think it's lucky. Last year, when exams started, I listened to Muggle music while I was studying and I did better than I did the year before.)