*Prompt number 12 of the day, Jesus it has been a long and tiring day of Souffez. I hope you guys like it, after a couple of heavy ones, I'd thought I'd go light and fluffy. The Doctor gets addicted to Tumblr, I hope you enjoy it. Now I might get one more up tonight, or I might pass out. One of the two. There are still 7 prompts on my list, I've had about 15 prompts today it's been crazy. Enjoy, more are coming soon and frequently. The Potter Doctor*
The last time that the Doctor had mentioned Tumblr, it had quickly spiralled into something that neither of them was entirely comfortable with. Clara had had fun, but it was something that was best left in the past. So when she saw him scrolling through posts, face frowning and cursing at various bits and bobs, her immediate reaction was panic.
"Sweetie?" she asked quietly, standing over him. "What are you doing back on Tumblr?"
"Shut up," he muttered. "I'm reblogging."
Clara huffed off, annoyed with him. It wasn't until she saw him several hours later that she realised that she may have a problem on her hands. He was still sat, eyes glued to the screen, clicking away like his life depended on it. She frowned and plucked the laptop away from him, giving him her best teacher frown as he howled and pathetically dived for the laptop.
"Clara!" he gasped. "If I don't reblog GerryLoverXOXO's post before midnight tonight then a strange man will appear in front of my bed and kill me! And I still have 3 questions in my ask box! How will my followers know that I'm thinking of them when I'm not reblogging Frozen spoilers? Clara!"
This was truly pathetic. A 1200 year old man, throwing a strop because she had confiscated his tumblr. Clara had had enough. She brought the laptop over her knee and snapped it in two. The Doctor stared at her in horror. He stood up menacingly, staring into Clara's eyes. He straightened his bow tie. Clara giggled and leaned forward, straightening it properly. He cricked his neck and managed to dislodge his bow tie. He wasn't even remotely threatening and Clara had to hold back laughter.
"Clara Oswald," the Doctor warned. "Do you have any idea what you have just done?"
"I stopped this ridiculous fad of yours!" she replied. "You've been on that thing for hours, what on Earth were you thinking?!" Behind her, in the distance, there was an explosion and the Doctor crossed his arms at her. She frowned and ran over to the window. There was a cloud of smoke and dust somewhere in the distance and she turned back to the Doctor, who still had his arms crossed. He looked furious.
"You know what Clara!" he yelled. "You humans always assume they know what they're doing. But no. Did it ever occur to you Clara, that I was on tumblr for a reason? Did it not occur to you that I was using it as a front to infiltrate an alien terrorist organisation? No. And because of your stupidity, that bomb has gone off, killing hundreds of people. Are you happy now?"
"Nice try Chin-Boy," Clara retorted. "But that was just the demolishing of the old Shard building. And no, you're not getting the laptop back."
"But Clara!"
