Tales from the Club Room
Episode 36: The Battle Part 1: The Mortal Realm (Season Finale part 2)
"We have received reports that we have lost one reaper to Madness. Reaper Miroku was overcome by Naraku's power and stabbed reaper Kouga. We don't know the status of Reaper Sango." Kid-kun said as he switched screens. Kid-kun continued: "This is the status of the mortal realm as of now, about 95 percent of Japan has succumbed to madness, and it will spread to the rest of the Mortal Realm in the next twenty-four hours. Meanwhile we have had some reports that madness has occurred in various parts of the Pure Spirit realm. While the various barriers placed in front of the Dark Realm are holding, cracks are showing. I have sent two reapers to hold off any more madness spreading to the others. For now the Mortal realm is lost and we will, in the long run, lose that front. Thus, ends my report, any questions?" Lance stood up and walked towards a mirror, Kid-kun looked at him, "Where do you think you're going, Reaper Lance?" Lance turned around, "My friends and family are still out there, if I don't stop this. . ." Kid-kun stopped him, "Did you not listen to my report, and the mortal realm is lost, and let's focus on what's important here!" Lance turned around "My wife is out there! My family is out there, and you tell me I should let them go crazy and die! No, I am not going to sit by and listen to some obsessive compulsive little prick tell me what to do. Now listen close, I need a reaper who is fast and good with weapons, like Black Star from 'Soul Eater' I am mounting a rescue mission to the mortal realm!" Shinigami-sama stopped Lance, "This is suicide, besides, if Black Star did help you, it wouldn't do any good! Focus on your job Reaper Lance!" He said. Black Star and Tsubaki stood up, "I agree with reaper Lance, maybe if we stop it from spreading we can save the mortal realm." Tsubaki said, Black Star shouted, "Yeah, I'd get to show off my skills to that pathetic little reaper there!" Lance growled, "If you value your balls, you'll shut up now!" Shinigami-sama sighed, "Okay, I'll allow it. But if you fail, it's your own damn fault." Lance touched the mirror, and un-holstered his guns, "Let's boogie!" he shouted and stepped through the mirror.
Lance stepped out into a desolate wasteland that was downtown Tokyo. Cars overturned, fires raged in the middle of the street. "Keep your eyes peeled for demons!" Lance said, and then suddenly saw a strange black mist flow towards, him. Suddenly the corpses all around him began to get up, and rise, "Aw shit, here we go!" he shouted then turned to the Reaper and his weapon, "Get ready kid!" and began fighting. "You ruined my wedding!" Lance said kneeing one of the demons in the crotch and shooting him in the head then choke slamming another one, "I would be having my first dance with my bride right now!" He said and fired. "Instead I have to put up with this bullshit!" He said and slammed and fired his gun into the stomach of one demon. Black Star sliced the head off one of the demons, "He is stealing my moment!" he shouted, Tsubaki shouted from her weapon form, "There's one right behind you, and quit your bitching!" Black Star stabbed it in the chest, and watched it fall. Lance ran and saw the stadium on the horizon, "Come on, this way. I'll handle these bastards myself!" He shouted, and began firing balls of energy at the mist coming towards him, it burned a bright yellow "I am getting sick and god damn tired of these demons!" He said reaching the stadium. Opening the door, he saw Miroku about to stab Sango, "Stop!" he shouted to Miroku, he turned to Lance, his eyes glowing bright red, "In the name of Shinigami-sama I command thee to be healed!" Lance shouted as a blue light flowed from his hand into Miroku's body. Miroku stopped and dropped the Knife, he turned to Kouga, "My god, what have I done? He said as Lance raced to Kouga's aid. "You were overcome by madness, I have a feeling that one of Kishen's henchmen is around here somewhere." He said sealing Kouga's wound. "They left." Kouga said, pulling himself up, "I saw in a vision that there was a man driving a bus towards a hospital. Naraku and Kikyo are waiting for them." Lance looked at Kouga, "Who was on the bus?" He asked, "A girl in a wedding dress, some men in tuxedos, why?" Kouga said, Lance shouted, "We have to get to that hospital! My wife is on that bus! Your son is on the bus!" Kouga looked at the others, "I think the hospital is a couple blocks from here. If we can teleport there, we can beat the bus by a few minutes!" he said, Lance smiled, "Someone, get me a mirror!"
"Okay, so tell me what is going on again?" Helena said as Tilden drove down the street. "I am a demon reaper," Inuyasha said, "I am here to protect the child of light, which is being born now, and you from certain death."Cody, Lance's father, spoke "Why don't they close the doors at the nut house?" he said, Tilden saw the hospital, "We're here folks, and it looks like someone is here to greet us." He said; Kikyo was standing in front of the hospital. "Ma'm, I sure could use your help. You see we got ourselves a woman with a bun in the oven and it's about ready to come out." Tilden said, Kikyo laughed, "I have been waiting for this moment for some time. Hand over the woman and you'll get a reward. I can see it in your eyes you want me! Hand over the woman and I'm yours." She whispered in his ear and seductively stroked his chest. Then Kikyo felt a sharp pain in her chest, it was Tilden's hunting knife, he had stabbed her in the heart. "Missy, I'm very sorry about this, but I could tell by the way you were holding your hand behind your back, that you were fixin' to kill the little lady and I can't let you'ns do that! Nothing personal, I just think my brother would like this thing to go off without a hitch." Tilden heard a voice from behind him. "You're damn right I would!" It was Lance; Angel saw him and rushed out of the bus. "Lance! Oh god, I was so worried!" she shouted, Lance held her close, "I know babe it's going to be okay." He whispered, Tanaka shouted from the bus "It's about ready to come out what do I do?" He said, Helena rushed to the bus, "I was a nurse, I can handle this." Angela's mother shouted, Sand, Lance's mother rushed to the bus and assisted. "Push babe come on, push!" Tanaka shouted Ohno let out a howl of pain, within moments Helena saw the head pushing out. "One final push, come on love let's do this." Ohno let one final push go, and soon the baby was free. Joyce took some sewing scissors out of her purse. "Would you like to do the honors, sir?" she said to Tanaka. He nodded and cut the cord. Soon the baby let out a monstrous howl, things around the bus began to reform like a film in reverse. "What the hell?" Lance said, Kouga laughed, "It is righting the wrongs of Kishen. If the child of darkness shows his face now he's dead." Then suddenly a tunnel appeared from behind Angela, two demons came crawling out at superhuman speed. "Gotcha!" one said, Angela screamed, Lance aimed his gun at the demon, but it flew out of his hands. As the other demon dragged Angela towards the tunnel, Naraku stepped forward. "Nothing personal, Lance-san , but Kishen needs some help with our battle." He said as the tunnel began sucking her in taking the demon's with it. "Angela!" Lance screamed, but it was too late she was gone. Lance got down on his knees and looked at the ground. "I am going to kill you Kishen, by tonight you will be nothing but a ghost and I will make damn sure you never come back! Miroku, Kouga, Sango, Inuyasha, Black Star, Tsubaki, I need you all to follow me to the spirit realm. Tilden, here is my other gun, it has unlimited ammo so feel free to kill anything that has any ties to the demon realm." Lance said, Kasukabe shouted, "Where are you going?" Lance turned around, "I am going to end this war once and for all!"
End of season three
To be continued in season four.