Howdy guys! chapter 39 here is, speaking correctly I shall not! White Rose fluff here is, bearing this for long you will not! The end of this speak, this is! Alright, I think I'm good now... Sorry, the Yoda just takes over now and then, probably a nervous tic... Go on ahead, the chapters down there, don't mind me...


Weiss slowly opened the door, wary of what was on the other side.

"Guys, we're back! Huh, the room is still intact. generally when I say that, we find it destroyed, maybe I'm finally getting to them..."

Blake popped out from under the blankets on her bed, hearing the door open.

"No, we just didn't get the chance to destroy it yet. Yang fell asleep on me-"

"I'M UP! Huh, whaaa?"

Blake almost jumped off the bed at Yang's outburst. No matter how many times it happened, she never got used to it.

"What? What's goin on? Oh, you guys are back... See Weiss? We can keep the room clean!"

"Only when you sleep, Yang."

Ruby made her way to their shared bed, with a light skip in her step.

"Jeez, what'd you two do while you were out? Ruby's generally happy and poppy, but that's clearly more happy than normal."

"Oh, we just went out and had fun. You two do that a lot yourselves!"

Yang raised her brow in response. Blake knew what she meant, and finished for her.

"Weiss, if it's something like this, just tell us. Yang would just have me figure out what's going on like last time."

This brought Weiss thoughts to the incident a few days ago, involving a certain secret otaku.

"Come on, Weiss. You know we wouldn't judge you on anything, especially since we most likely have done something even worse."

"Oh, hey, you guys should get back to sleep! It's late and we've got classes tomorrow!"

Weiss rushed to the bathroom, coming out a few moments later in her nightgown. And in a minute, she turned off the lights, got into bed with Ruby (who conveniently changed as Weiss was talking to Blake), and fell asleep. This obviously forced Yang's hand, and got Blake to help her with the case...


2:35 PM, Monday. I start my investigation into the Schnee/Rose case. I start with the base question, "Where are they going when they leave periodically?" I've started with the evidence I already have. They leave to an undisclosed location every once in a while, no patterns to mention, except for Ruby's general giddiness increasing around time of departure. This is obviously a matter Weiss wouldn't want getting out... Waiting for Yang's report on reconnaissance, hoping it sheds more light on the matter.

I finish the entry in my log, quickly closing the book. There's a chill in the air of the room, a chill like a dark winter night on a long, on-going case. The rays of sunlight flooding into the room providing enough lighting for me to see, but not enough to see through this mystery. I hear the doorknob rattle as Yang walked in, somber look on her face I've come to know too well.

"Nothing out of the ordinary, Blake."

"There is no such thing as ordinary in this city, Yang. You've been working cases like this long enough to know that."

"I don't know what's up with that, but it's kinda cool. Like one of those old detective movies!"

"Did you notice anything different about the way others were acting around them?"

"No, nothing special. Pyrrah seemed to finally get Jaune to "do the do" somewhere outside their room. Specifically, in an empty room connected to the courtyard Ruby and Weiss were in."

Nothing new, no closer to figuring this case out. our only leads went dead like a lone grimm found by a hunter in a clearing. However, I have at least gotten some insight on the Arc/Nikos case.

"Alright, Yang. We're going to have to do this the old fashioned way."

"Aww, yeah! Let's go beat someone till they spill the beans!"

"Not like that Yang, we have to be sensible about this one. They're on higher alert than a group of Hunters out in the mountains on a dark, stormy night. I mean we have to tail them next time they leave."

"Oh, yeah, that. I guess we could do that..."


3:30 PM, Tuesday. We tailed Ruby and Weiss last night. Nothing different, just to get some food, and back the the room. They must not have wanted to go do whatever it is they do, or they knew we were there. But I've solved so many cases like this to know when we're getting close. Found some evidence that it has something to do with Weiss treating Ruby to something, since Ruby let slip that "she treats her too much" and "She knows exactly what she likes". This leads me to believe it was possibly of sexual nature. This case is getting to me, however, as I find myself more irritable. Most likely because I can't figure this out yet.

"Blake! Got some news!"

I finished writing in my log, and made another loud, over-dramatic snap with the book as I closed it.

"Lay it on me, Yang."

"I know for a fact that Ruby and Weiss are going tonight!"

"Good, we've got them now."

As time went on, it felt like it slowed to a crawl. Yang and I will get them this time, and I'd bet my reputation on it. It was finally time for us to leave, after what felt like ages. We tried following them, but Yang HAD to stop me for some exotic type of food she'd never seen in the city before. I love that woman, but sometimes she's flightier than a bird going south for the winter.


Blake and Yang had lost the other half of their team, and decided to go back to the room. Wait, why did we just switch to 3rd person from 1st?

"Well, that was pretty much wasted time."

"Yeah, sorry bout that Blake. But it was sooo good!"

"Hey guys, we're back! You know, we really should change that up sometime."

"Alright fuckin spill it already!"

"B-Blake?! What are you talking abou-"

"Cases don't go over my head, they DON'T! Now you two are going to explain yourselves to me, and I want to know EXACTLY what happened!"

Blake didn't get this angered easily or often. But Weiss knew it wasn't something she wanted to be a part of.

"Alright fine! Me and Ruby sometimes, go to my family's private theater... A-and I, sing for her..."

"..."

"Umm, Blake?"

"No, no... I'm fiiiinne. I'm not even mad..."

"We already knew you sing, so why'd you have to hide it?"

Weiss had to think about her response to Yang's question. She wondered why Yang asked it instead of Blake, but then noticed the faunus girl pacing in the corner repeating that phrase I'm not even mad, I'm not even mad...

"W-well I like giving Ruby a private show..."

"Then you should bring us along! We wanna feel special, too!"

"O-oh, well-"

"It's because Weiss serenades me with romantic love songs!"

Ruby's honesty brought a blush to Weiss' face, since she obviously didn't want Yang to ever find out about this. She knew she wouldn't live this down till the end of her days.

"R-Ruby!"

"Woah, really? Aww it's so cute that Weiss does something like that and tries to hide it. I didn't know Weiss was a romantic!"

"You're never going to let this go, are you?"

"Not a chance!"

Blake finally broke, stepping out of her corner.

"WHAT? You made me want to rip my hair out, for that?! I, I am this schools BEST detective, and I will not have my reputation trampled on by something like this!"

"Blake, calm down! We've only been looking into this for about three days!"

"And it was three days of hell! Weiss, if you do something like this, fucking tell me! I will NOT have to doubt my skills again!"

Blake then pointed her finger, with an over-dramatic action, at Yang.

"And YOU! You are the one that forced me to this!"

"H-hey, Kitty Cat, c'mon now, how would I have known what this was gonna be like? hehe..."

"Yang, I don't give two shits if you didn't know! You owe me! You owe me, with the best stress relief you can manage!"

The fire in Blake's eyes were hot enough to make even Yang's semblance look cold. While the blonde would normally be excited by the prospect, this did not excite her. Far from it, this scared Yang. The last time she had to pay Blake back like this, she couldn't walk straight for a day.

"Ruby, Weiss! Go, go now while you still can!"

"What? Yang what are yo-"

"Save yourselves, I'll hold her here!"

Blake proceeded to pounce on Yang actually trying to shred her clothes off. Ruby and Weiss left without a second thought.


"Hey guys, we're back!"

The room, as Weiss had been used to by now, was in ruin.

"And here I thought we were getting somewhere... Whatever, I can't even get mad over it anymore..."


So, there you are guys. I really don't know how good this turned out. I made this at 12 in the morning, so I am pretty tired, and I don't have the wherewithal to judge this chapter. So if you guys like some RWBY in the mornin, please follow/fav and drop a review, and I will see you all in the next installment. Byee!