Chapter 33: Mister Hanawa Arrives! ~It's about the Youth~
October was a strange year for me to understand, considering it was the 'Fall' season. It never really came to mind on why it's called that, but Darling told me 'It's when you prepare for a night of spooks' and that I fit right in with the season. Last year, the people were dressed in costumes and passing out candy on the 31st called Halloween. There was never anything spooky on what Darling told me so I was very confused.
But, right now I was flying with a special someone. "Lum, are you sure I look okay in this?" My Dad asked me dressed in a white tuxedo to be formal. The reason why he came here is to check on how I'm doing in school. Silly as it was, I know it's just his way of concern about me.
"You're fine Daddy." I told him. "You look very handsome." I hugged him close! If there was a list of the many people I really love, Darling, Mom, Dad, Ten, Alice and Chizuru are on there! What am I saying, I DO have a list of the people I love on there!
The school was usually as it should be, but Daddy intimidated some of the students. You can't blame them since he's a tall person. We entered the principal's office, who was an older man, having no hair on top but the sides. He was a very interesting person though!
"Oh, Mr. Invader!" He poured tea for us. "I was preparing for you to come! What do you wish to talk about?" He asked him as he was nervous around him.
"W-Well, I wanted to see how Lum was doing in your facility."
"Is that all?" He asked to which my Dad simply nodded. "Here are the files we've kept. Please go there any or all if you wish." I took a sip of very well made tea that he offered. "Lum-chan is quite the smart girl you raised! Above Average in all her classes!"
"That's my girl!"
"Excuse me!" The whole place was disrupted when someone came in. A man wearing a blue suit, white pants, glasses and brown short hair. "Hello, I am Mr. Hanawa! I'm the new- AAAGHHH!" He shook in fear when he saw my Dad... Oh boy. This is gonna get intense...
After all of that was done, me and Mr. Hanawa found ourselves outside of the classroom door, hearing chanting of some kind. But, before we could enter, Mr. Hanawa was muttering to himself about something. "I don't know if I can do this...! There's nothing up there, but what if something more bad happens?! Hmm..."
"What's the matter?" He looked up at me. "Teacher, everyone is waiting inside."
"Very true, Lum-chan!" When he rose up from the ground, Mr. Hanawa started taking deep breaths before opening the door. But we saw something we didn't expect.
"GO! GO! GO! GO!"
'This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! ALL THE TIME!'
Yep, just another day to expect. Everyone was gathered around to a large T.V. on the wall with a video game playing. I think it was one of those fighting games. I saw Ataru vs Megane, with characters of a large man wearing a white karate gi, a red head band shooting blue fire balls. While the other one was a blonde man who wore a red cap, red no sleeve jacket with jeans while punching the ground with a wave of fire going at the other character.
Everyone was excited that it got me excited too! We saw the character in white do a strange move were he spun around with his leg out, winning the fight!
"OOOOOHHHH!"
Everyone called out when the final hit was landed, as Ataru rose up in victory. "And Megane is down!" Darling called out having his beanie off with money inside it. "Take your bets! Place your bets! Which ever!"
"H-Hello?" Everyone stopped for a moment to see Mr. Hanawa standing there with an awkward silence. "G-Good evening! I'm Mr. Hanawa!" He smiled at them, causing everyone to take there seats and clean up. I saw Darling organizing his wallet with money he got from the games. "Now then, hello everyone ! And welcome this morning!"
"Hello!"
We greeted him with the most respect we can give. But my mind was some where else. "Hey hey, Darling!" I whispered to him.
"Huh? What's up, Lum?"
"My Dad came by this morning!"
"Whoa, seriously! Haven't seen since like... The day we first met."
"Not true. What about when I first transfered?"
"Okay, fair point you got."
"Lum-chan! And you too!" Uh oh. I think I got us in trouble. I didn't mean to, I just wanted to share information! "Now, I know young girls like yourselves love to discuss gossip," Uh oh... Did he mean both of us... If so, then that means-! Everybody already backed away, making a shield of desk, but Xiaotong who had a bag of popcorn instead! "But school is a place of learning. So let's focus on studying, okay?"
"Yo, Teach... Did you mean me when you said 'Young Girls' before?" He asked and was given a nod. I pulled away by Xiaotong, who knew it was best to get away! Everyone saw the scary demon mask floating above him! "WHY CAN'T ANYBODY SEE?! I'M A GUY DAMMIT!" He punched our new teacher right in the face!
The impact Darling did made a dent in the wall, with Mr. Hanawa in a stunned state... I have a feeling that this will be one energetic week.
Lunch Time
SORA'S POV
I'm not in the mood right now, and it doesn't help that I was outside right by the baseball field with our new teacher. "Hey... Darling?" YUCK! That sends shivers from a frozen Hell right to my spine and to my brain!
"WOULD YOU NOT CALL ME THAT?!" Seriously?! Lum calls me that 24/7 and I don't need a MAN to call me that! "OR DO YOU WANT ANOTHER BEATING?!"
"I-I'm sorry!" Yeah, you fucking better be sorry! Otherwise I'll have Ryu-chan with me when I beat him down! Hell, I'll get goddamn Xiaotong to help me beat this dumbass of a teacher down. "Tell me Sora-kun! How do you feel about the Spirit of Youth?!" What? "Youth! The greatest thing one could ever gain in their lives! And I see you using your Youth to the fullest! When you punched me I felt all your youth in all of it!"
"Would you like another?"
"Actually, I needed to know about Lum-chan's... Things! These things!" He used his two index fingers... Did he mean her horns?
SOMETIME LATER! HUZZAH!
"Teach, Lum's an Alien!"
"He's right!"
"Why don't you get it?!"
"What a dense teacher!"
I swear to God... This is the biggest idiot for a teacher I have ever come to known. Onsen is a better teacher and THAT'S saying something! "Mr. Hanawa," Xiaotong called out. "Lum is one hundred percent Alien Princess. She's a race of Oni."
"That can't be right," He pulled out a chart of the Solar System... What was he about to talk about? "As you see, this is our Solar System and there is nothing else of other planets."
"Only on that little graph." Xiaotong did something super impressive, and that was drawing on the chalk board with many other galaxies and star in detailed ways. "But, extending it shows that our many other things out there."
"Well-"
Xiaotong placed his hand over his mouth, giving him a death glare. "Don't think... Just accept..." When he took back his hand, the piece of chalk was lodged between Mr. Hanawa's teeth. He managed to get it out, but he STILL didn't accept the fact!
There's only one way for him to know... "Lum!" I called out to her. "Let me see your hand."
"Okay, Darling." The both of us counted to three as I tossed her up in the air! Seeing his reaction was perfect!
"Do humans fly out of nowhere?! I don't think so!" He was in total shock, seeing Lum fly right there! We were all cheering right now, thanks to Lum and her flying ability!
"Nice job, Sora!" Tsubasa told me as she nudged me.
"I'll say!" Ataru came in, smacking me on the back. Hopefully he'll understand now! When he came back, he approached Lum calmly, cool, like he was about to give some useful piece of advice.
He took out his hand then placed it on her shoulder. "Lum-chan, young ladies should not expose themselves to the eyes of public people." W-What?! HE DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION?! "So here!"
The next thing he pulled out was a pair of athletic bloomers from gym class! Yeah... This is not gonna be a good week for us...
2 Weeks Later!
"A little more to the left! A bit more... PERFECT!"
Damn... Decorating the place is back braking work! "You got it!" My hands reached into the fold of my beanie grabbing a screwdriver. "That should do it." I told Shinobu who clapped her hands together while I was getting off the ladder as Ataru got off the other one. What are we doing you ask? We're preparing for our first ever Halloween Festival! You see Japan celebrates Halloween, but the principal absolutely LOVES the holiday sense he was a kid so he announced that a Festival in the spirit should be made. It was a really good idea too!
We're doing a Spooky Scary Cafe here in the class. Made with detailed hand crafted costumes, delicious but gross looking food that the Addams family would eat! The tables were set up with black eerie candles, the Stormtroopers painted the walls with 'blood' to make it look like a murder scene. There was an alignment of japanese dolls on the shelves, some where their limbs or heads missing!
Me and Ataru made the signs themselves, which was tough considering I did most of the work! Good for nothing bastard hardly does anything! We had Lum help makes light bulbs to fit the atmosphere, Ten getting to higher places to hang the decorations like cobwebs and such.
"Sora." I was called out by Xiaotong, as he sat there with multiple tools at an empty table. He was in charge of carving pumpkins with Mendou as his helper. Where was Mendou anyway?! "I need you to give me your opinion on these." He showed me all the Jack-o-Laterns he made... Wow. Absoluetly horrifying! Their faces showed no mercy for killing and that was a good!
"Xiaotong-san!" Mendou appeared a large pumpkin! "What do you think of this? I had it delivered by the Mendou Estate!" He told him, as Xiaotong was examining it throughly. He placed his ear to it then knocked... "Impressed?"
"Quite... But," Xiaotong thought about it throughly. "This is gonna take a lot of work though. Not to mention we need a tub to get the seed out."
"Don't worry about that!" Mendou snapped his fingers as two in buisness suits people came in with step ladders. "They shall help with hallowing it!"
"Nice job, Mendou!" I complemented as he just got a smug look on his face... "On second thought, I take it back."
When we were busy getting everything done, we heard the door open with Mr. Hanawa coming it with candelabra in hand. "Hello everyone!" He greeted by placing the item on one of the shelves. "How is everyone doing?"
"We're fine." We told him as he nodded. He wasn't a total pain in the ass... Just very distance from the facts that aliens don't excist. He checked everything out to see if it was good or not, only giving us nods of approval.
We're working really hard on this, hoping it will be hit. Not to mention we got a Trick or Treat drive going on before the 31st so the kids get a head start. "Hey, Mendou?" Ataru called him out. "Did you get the candy? We can't have Trick or Treaters without candy!"
"Leave that to me!" I forgot to mention, but Mendou is incharge of food. Why? He's rich... That's about it.
Everything seemed good as it should, as Lum was putting the finishing touches on the lightbulbs. "Darling, how's this?" She flipped the switch to make the room light blink from time to time like it was haunted place! PERFECT! "Great, huh?"
"Nice job, Lum!" She took the complement to heart. The door opened again to show Ryu-chan standing there with a disappointed look on her face. Why? "You okay?"
"Yeah, sorry guys." Oh no... "But, I gotta work at the tea shop this festival." WHAT?! But we need her! Who's gonna help make the food now?! Oh crap! "It sucks, because I already know we're not gonna get a lot of customers!"
"Guess it can't be helped." Xiaotong said finishing with the Jack-O-Laterns. "But, we are missing some of the girls though." Ah crap! That's right!
"We might as well back out now." Why the hell would Perm say that?! "We need both guys and girls with us. But without the sufficent help, then what's the point?"
"No way!" I shouted. "We came all this way not to just back out now! We'll get the help!"
There's no way we're letting all this hardwork go to waste! We kept working on the place until it was perfect. We had to make the entrance as best as we can, placing a neon sign at the front with a spider hanging down as the switch to turn it off or on. The windows were covered in 'spider webs' with a large fake spider in the on one corner. What was great about is that in the webs was Katakana characters that said 'ハッピーハロウィン' which read Happy Halloween when translated.
"Sora!" Hey, I know that voice! My head turned to see my future brother-in-law, Kouta! "Hey there."
"What are you doing here, Kouta?"
"Well, Chizuru had some stuff to do at home and didn't me want there until it was prepared." He told them then looking at the cafe we had. "Wow, you guys done an awesome job at this place."
"Hey thanks!" Aki looked around in the classroom to be impressed by the decor! "Anyway, I'm gonna go check on the other places."
"Well, come back for a bite to eat."
"You got it!"
Time passed and the whole cafe was ready! We got the stoves on, the waiters and waitresses were in costume... But we're short handed because they decided to just skip it all. "This is bad..." Tsubasa said looking at the other costumes layed out... "We need just three more people here serve people! Man this sucks!"
"I got an idea!" Lum announced before grabbing her cellphone. "Benten? How fast can you get here?"
*BAM!*
"Now." WHAT THE FUCK?! She just appered right through the fucking window! Now that I think about it... It does give it effect. "Hey there, Lum and Babe! How have you two been?"
All of us informed Benten of what we needed to do, especially considering the fact that we need two more people to help! That's when Kurama came in to the picture! I called her off my cell and she happily accepted the idea, also she wanted to be with me during this time.
"Alright, hold still." Tsubasa said to them as she was applying the make-up onto Kurama and Benten. "You two are gonna look great! I promise!"
"I'm counting on ya." Benten had her eyes closed as Tsubasa was planting the eye shadow on her.
Everyone was ready! The guys most of the guys would be in the back cooking, a lot of the girls would be waitresses instead. Male waiters however were skeleton butlers though. Everything was set to go!
TSUBASA'S POV
Everything is not ready yet! The girls looked sexy as I could make them a different monster, ranging from zombies, killers, vampires and more, but we needed another girl in the mix! I was dressed as an undead sexy nurse, but we need the one true sexy skeleton maid! There's no way I'm gonna let this french maid outfit go to waste!
"Come on guys! Let's get cooking!"
"I got the stove!"
"I'll make the appetizers!"
My brain was thinking... Who would look good in a maid outfit? Who?! "I'll get started on some drinks!" When I looked at Sora... He was the perfect candy in the pillow case right now...! My hand grabbed his shoulder his shoulder stopping him in place... "Uh, you okay, Tsubasa?"
"Oh I'm just peachy..." I held up the outfit. "Skelly-chan..."
"W-WAIT! YOU DON'T MEAN! YOU CAN'T MEAN IT!"
"Sora-kun... Don't resist now." My hands slammed him to the ground then sitting on his belly to give him a peak of my panties. He won't get away... "First off... Let's fix your hair then we can start changing you," I pulled out a pair of blue striped panties! "Into these!
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!-!-!-!-!"
2 HOURS LATER
Everything was a lot more better now! Now to mention we got a whole a lot of customers! I was placing down the food at one of the tables, then saw my greatest achievement! There, someone was wearing the french made outfit, black stockings and high heels. The person's hair was in twin tails making the person more cute!
"W-Wow! She's super cute!"
"Very cute! That tiny chest and those great looking legs!"
"This is my own Hell." Yep. It sure was him. "Tsubasa, can I change now?!"
"Nope! Sorry, Sora-chan!" I said taking more orders, seeing the sugar skull makeup I did on him.
"Oh come on! This dress is so- AAAGGGHHH!" Everyone saw that he was getting groped on his ass! The greatest was that it was a guy! "YOU FUCKING PERVERT!"
This truly is the best night ever! Happy Halloween everyone!
END
Sora: Study is hall, the perfect time to just goof off!
Tsubasa: You said it! Nothing can beat this.
Lum: Everybody, hide!
Ten: Oops... I brought Rei.
Sora: R-REI?! Held me get this damn cow out!
Tsubasa: Next time on Urusei Yatsura: Love to Skate!
Ten: The Big Study Hall Panic! ~The Return of Rei~
Lum: See ya next time!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! AND GOOD NIGHT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!