Hey hey! Sorry I delayed the update one day. But here's the new chapter. Let me warn you that this story will end within the next five or seven chapters. This will upset you but I am going to write the whole sequel to this story before posting it. 'Cause I don't like keeping you guys waiting. So give it a month and the sequel will be up with updates every day, because I will have the chapters written so I don't have to write it. Oh yeah. I write the chapters just before I post them. So yea give me a break! Anyways I am freakishly rambling, on with the story. BTW this story is full of flashbacks of deleted scenes in the story.

Disclaimer: Me: Well Brianna, who is going to say it?

Brianna: I don't know. Hey look its Edward Cullen!

*Edward looks at the girl who said his name*

Edward: OOH SHIT, JASPER THEIR BACK! RUN BITCH RUN!

Jasper: Who is ba-ohhh shit.

*they run and we chase them*

*Brianna runs back*

Brianna: We don't own Twilight for the record.

BPOV

I drained the deer I was drinking and looked up to see everyone finishing their meal.

"So what do we do now?" asked Emmett.

"I don't know. But theses past weeks have been fun," Jason noted. I laughed and got an idea.

"Let's recap shall we? I will show you all the things that happened. It will be like a movie on our lives," I suggested, getting excited and jumping up and down. "I don't see why not,"

"Okay. Emily, Carter, Esme, and Carlisle will want to see this too so let's go home," Ethan told us and took off running. We found Emily and Esme picking out colors for the weddings.

"Hey, mom. Were going to have a movie night. You in?" I asked.

"Sure honey. What movie are we watching?" Emily asked, not looking up from her work.

"'This Is the Life'," I made up quickly. Ha. Nice title.

"Okay. Let's go," Esme said getting up from her chair and walking past us, followed by Emily. Carlisle and Carter were already in the living room. Everyone got comfortable and I projected pictures. Everything around us turned into a haze and was replaced with the prank war we had a few weeks ago. This was gonna be good…

**Flashback… or memory whatever you call it**

EMPOV

It was quiet… too quiet. I stalked through the house, looking for any sign of Team Tinker Bell but none of them were in sight. I heard the wooden floor creak, not too far behind me. I spun around to see no one there but this was too risky.

"Hey, guys? Where are you?" I said in to the walkie talkie. No reply.

I heard giggles from everywhere around me. I was not safe. I ran into the nearest closet and shut the door. I heard the giggles once again but farther away from the closet. I then heard two giggles come from inside the closet.

"Why hello there…" a feminine voice spoke.

"Who are you?" I asked warily.

"It's Brown Chocolate to you," she replied coolly. (Brown Chocolate: Rachel)

"Oh GOD!" I screamed but a gag was shoved into my mouth and everything went black.

JPOV (Jazzy!)

I walked around the eerily quiet house in search of anyone from my team. No one was here. I walked into mine and Alice's future to be room. There was only a couch and a few boxes in the room. I decided to see what Alice brought here.

"Oh GOD!" I heard someone scream but it was muffled.

I continued on to the boxes and opened one. It was full of Alice's stuffed animals. Suddenly, Rosalie jumped out of the box I was looking through and Alison jumped out of the box next to it. I was pounced on and a gag was put into my mouth.

"Thing Two to Mama Bear?" someone hissed and then I heard a beep. (Thing Two: Alison; Mama Bear: Emily)

"Yes?" 'Mama Bear' said into the walkie talkie they were apparently using.

"We need you," the 'Thing Two' hissed once again.

I heard footsteps, and then someone touched my forehead and I slipped into unconsciousness.

EVPOV (Evan)

Jason and I walked out of the safe haven of my room and into the silent hallways. It was strangely quiet. We walked into Belinda's room to see Alice laying on her bed with her eyes closed. We took one step into her room and were swept up into a wired net.

"ARG!" Jason screeched.

"Don't even try to struggle. That net is indestructible," Belinda notified.

"Evan? Jason? Where are you?" Ethan asked through the walkie.

"I'll take that," Alice said as she plucked the walkie out of my hand.

"Hello, Thing One speaking?" Alice said into the walkie talkie. (Pretty obvious but Alice is Thing One)

"Alice?!" I heard Edward hiss from the other line.

"That's Thing One in this war, thank you very much," Alice said in a matter-of-fact tone.

Alice took another walkie talkie from her belt strap and spoke into it.

"Mama Bear, this is Thing One. We have a Code Three in Rock Star's room," Alice notified. (Code Three means that someone needs to be put to sleep by Emily. Put to sleep as in they need to be asleep. Rock Star is Belinda)

"W-what's a c-code t-three?" I stammered.

"You'll see," Belinda said with a smile.

Then when Emily walked in she touched our foreheads and went limp.

CPOV (Carlisle)

Carter and I were sitting in his study as the kids finished with their war. I had no idea where Emily and Esme were at the moment, maybe gardening. We were just reading Dr's Weekly as we heard a thump come from behind the shelf in the library. Carter and I went to go investigate. As we walked to the bookcase we were ambushed.

"Rock Star to Vamp Girl?" someone said into a walkie talkie. (Vamp Girl is Bella)

"Yes?" someone replied.

"We got the Papa Bear's and were heading to the HQ," 'Rock Star' notified. (The Papa Bear's are Carlisle and Carter)

"Give 'em the Code Three, Mama Bear," 'Vamp Girl' replied before saying 'over and out'

Suddenly my head hit the floor as my vision was blurred and everything went black.

EPOV (Edward)

All of my team was either captured by the girls or captured by the girls. Which was not good. Ethan and I were the last survivors.

"We should split up," Ethan suggested.

"Fine. It's your freedom," I shrugged.

He went upstairs and a few seconds later I heard his screams. There was no hope, he was done for. I walked into the kitchen where Bella was sitting on the counter in a short mini skirt and a white off the shoulder shirt.

"Hi Edward!" she said cheerfully and jumped off the counter to kiss me.

"Hey…" I said suspiciously.

"What's wrong?" she said with sadness in her voice.

"Nothing. Are you just trying to trick me?" I asked.

"No!" she said clearly insulted.

"Good," I whispered in her ear and started kissing her senseless. She took my hands and put them behind my back and I heard a click.

"Damn it, Bella!" I hissed and she giggled as she threw me on the floor and started dragging me. She threw me in her room where all of my team were tied up and unconscious.

Emmett mumbled and sat up.

"Shit! How long was I out?!" he screamed.

"Long enough to attack all of your team and capture them. So like… 31 minutes," Alison answered in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Well shit! Who was stupid enough to get captured first?" Emmett asked.

"You were," all the girls replied in a bored tone.

"Time for torture!" Alice squealed. "Hit it Vamp Girl!"

We braced ourselves for the pain and suffering but it never came. I opened my eyes slowly to see that I was still in Bella's room. But no males were present. Only many other girls with black, brown, and blonde hair. Did I mention the hair was girls' hair? My hands were untied so I felt my hair. It was long. And it went past my shoulders.

"AHHHH!!!!" I tried to scream in terror but my voice came out high pitched and girly.

"DUDE! I'M A CHICK!" Emmett screamed but not in his usual booming voice. It was replaced with a voice that sounded like a girl.

The rest of the she-males finally realized and the room was filled with girly screams and bell like laughter from the girls who were actually girls.

"You will stay that way for a week," Alice said between her giggles and walked out. I ran to Bella's mirror. I looked nothing like a guy, but a girl version of me. I had all the girls 'parts' and I mean all the parts.

"Emmett, you are Emma. Edward, you are Ella, Carlisle, you are Carlie. Carter can stay Carter because that's a girl name too. Evan, your Evie. Jason, your Julie. Jasper, your Juliet. Ethan, you are Elaina," Rachel shrugged.

"Go change your clothes. Anyone need help putting on a bra?" questioned Alison.

"No I know. Jeez just leave us to our misery," Evan mumbled.

"Who wants to go shopping!" Emmett sang.

"Oh my Carlisle. This is going to be the longest week of my life!" Jasper huffed.

**End of Flashback, memory thing**

"That was the longest week of my life," Carter sighed.

"Rule #1 of living with Bella. Mess with the girls, you get boobs," Emmett mumbled to himself.

I for one, thought that was a funny chapter to write. Who agrees with me? Brianna: ME!!!** Okay well review review my wonderful readers! See ya next Wednesday!

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