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"Huh...?" Neji sat up, his ass throbbing terribly, and let out a groan of pain.

"Neji-kun?"

He looked around him and noticed the same people around him as the last time he was in the hospital: Tenten, Lee, Gai, Tsunade, and Sakura.

"Are you okay, Neji-kun!-?" Tenten squealed, blushing furiously. Neji coughed and put on his normally blunt look.

"Yes, Tenten. I am fine..." He replied robotically. Tenten blinked, but shook it off.

"I'm SO incredibly sorry, Neji-kun!"

"It is fine..."

"But, I didn't mean to- wait... it's fine?"

"Yes..."

"But... I... killed you..."

Neji's eyes shot open.

"WHAT!-?"

The blonde Godaime smiled and put her hand on Neji's shoulder.

"She means that she practically killed you and your 'manlyhood'..." Tsunade whispered.

Tenten blinked.

"Am I the only one that uses ass instead of manlyhood...?" She questioned. Everyone nodded.

"It is the lotus of youth!" Lee shouted. Gai sweatdropped and put his hand over Lee's mouth before he could say anymore.

"No, Lee... it is not..." He whispered, blushing slightly. Everyone stared at him. That was VERY ooc!-!

"Er... Hokage-sama, when can Neji-kun go home again?" Tenten questioned, turning to Tsunade, who nodded.

"He may go home now. I'm sure he can walk... right, Hyuuga?" She asked forcefully, pulling Neji off the hospital bed and onto his feet. He collapsed and fell to the floor in pain.

"ITAAAAAI!-!" He wailed, tears coming from his eyes.

"Oh, come on! Be a man!" Tsunade growled. "It's not like you two had sex last night or anything!"

Neji and Tenten both stopped dead and blinked, immediate blush arising in their cheeks all the way to their foreheads and above. Yeah... they were at their boiling point.

Suddenly, the door opened and Sasuke appeared. Tsunade looked in sudden remembrance.

"Oh! Damn! I forgot!" She cried. Neji and Tenten looked over to see Sasuke standing there with his neutering equipment with a hockey mask on. The duo blinked, then suddenly realized what was going on. Neji screeched like a howler monkey and leapt behind Tenten, shielding his ass.

"THERE'S NO DAMN WAY YOU'RE RIPPING MY BALLS OUT, UCHIHA!-!" Neji screeched at the top of his lungs. Sasuke lifted the hockey mask to show a disappointed expression.

"Aw..." With that, he walked out the door in depression.

Everyone was silent for a moment.

"...I'll have to speak with Kakashi-san about that one..." Gai whispered to himself, referring to Sasuke.

"Uh... Well, Neji-kun and I will be going now..." Tenten said unsuredly. "Come on, Neji-kun... I'll give you a piggy-back home..." She smiled and bent over, holding out her arms for him to latch onto. Neji blushed out of anger and replied rather hastily.

"There is no way a Hyuuga will be escorted home on the back of some female like a helpless potato!" He yelled, not sure why he added the potato in there...

Tenten blinked, then got an angry look on her face.

"Get on, Hyuuga..." She growled. Neji perked, then gulped and nodded.

"Ossu..." He whispered and got on. Tenten hoisted him up and adjusted him accordingly.

"Oh, and, just for your information, I'm NOT a GUY!" Tenten growled rather temperately. (A/N: You'll only get that if you understood the japanese...) Neji gulped and laughed nervously.

"Eheh... wari wari..." He apologized Naruto-ish-ly. Tenten sighed and went through the double doors out of the room, then out of the hospital.

The breeze soared gently through Neji's hair as Tenten leapt gracefully across the beach, taking the long way to Neji's house. She thought it'd be nice to see the sun set by the ocean. Neji liked the way she had thunk.

"...Tenten...?" Neji asked, resting his head gently on her shoulder, his light breath beating her neck with his words. Tenten slightly turned her head to show she had heard.

"Yes, Neji-kun...?"

"Do you love me?" He whispered as a wave collided with a rock, lightly spraying them with the salty mist of the ocean. Tenten smiled, the sun shining brightly in her eyes.

"Well, that depends... do you love me...?" She asked, with a hint of shyness in her voice. Neji leaned into her body, putting slightly more weight to her.

"Of course, Tenten-chan... Why do you think I try so hard around you..." He added in a barely audible voice. Tenten blushed, but smiled nonetheless, the wind soaring through her buns, daring to let them down.

"...Aishteru... Neji-kun..." She whispered, and turned her head, giving him a light kiss on the lips. Neji was so shocked, he almost lost his hold around Tenten's neck. Tenten released the kiss and giggled as the Hyuuga struggled to maintain his balance. "Neji-kun?" She asked, turning her head to face front again.

The Hyuuga hugged Tenten's body close, panting lightly from almost falling off.

"Y-yeah?" He stuttered.

"Don't ever change..." She replied, sorrow drizzling from her words. Neji blinked and blushed.

"Don't worry, Tenten-chan... I won't," He whispered and laid his head on next to hers on her shoulder, relaxing into her grip. "That's a promise..."

"C'mon, Neji! Just take your medicine! It's not going to bite you!-!"

"NO!"

"Neji! Wait-"

"I SAID, N-"

Gulp

"WHAT THE FUCK! I SAID NO!"

"WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM YOUR MEDICINE!"

Tenten had strapped Neji to his bed and shoved a funnel in his mouth. After that, she had, literally, poured the violet liquid medicine down his throat. After a bit of coughing and hacking, Neji had spit the funnel out and practically died from the taste.

"There... Now, you're all better!" Tenten growled, screwing the cap back on the bottle.

Neji coughed once more and glared at Tenten, who eyed him, then smirked at his state of being.

"You look absolutely hilarious..."

"It's your damn fault!" Neji growled, then realized something. "Um... Tenten...?"

She turned to him at the sudden change in his vocals.

"What?"

"I...forgot... to buy another bed..." He stuttered. Tenten dropped the bottle to the floor. Luckily, the cap was on and the bottle was plastic, so nothing spilt or broken.

"Oh... no..." She whispered. Neji nodded.

"Yeah..."

There was a pause, then, Tenten took one giant step away from Neji and the bed he was strapped to.

"what?"

"Nothing..." Tenten chirped with large eyes. She resembled an owl somewhat...

Neji sighed.

"Look... How about I try sleeping on the couch tonight?"

"What!-? N-no! You can't do that!"

"Trust me, Tenten-chan... I've had my manlyhood beaten enough for the rest of my life... I can last one night on the couch... it's no big deal..."

Tenten looked unsure and bit her lip, but eventually, after calling a meeting in her brain with the little imaginary people in there, she decided against it. She had a better idea...

"Well, how about I just stay up all night?"

Neji blinked.

"You can't do that... You'll never be able to last an entire night..."

"Yes, I can!"

"Well..." Neji debated for a second. "How about this... We both stay up and we both keep each other up in whatever ways necessary... exceptkickingmyass!" Neji added so hastily, the words slurred together. Tenten didn't quite catch the last part, but shook it off and nodded.

"I guess that'll be okay..."

And with that, it was decided. Tenten and Neji would stay up the entire night and keep each other awake with everything they could possibly think of. Neji decided he'd try to sneak a peek at the diary tonight, if possible.

Second Night

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom..." Neji stated about an hour later. Tenten and him had been staying awake by playing Sonic on X-box in two-player mode down in the living room. Tenten was always Amy and Neji was always Shadow. (Their two favorite characters)

Tenten nodded and put the game on pause. Neji ran upstairs to his room and snagged the diary with much haste. Stuffing it into his shirt, he made a mad dash for the bathroom.

Whence inside, he locked the door and sat on the toilet with the lid down, immediately trying to find where he left off. He had finished that prior diary entry sometime earlier and now was onto the next one.

Dear Diary,

I think I'm in love again! Um... no, not Neji-kun, but, yeah. He'll still be my husband, but I found someone MUCH sexier! That would be... Uchiha Itachi-kun!

Neji stopped and twitched. Then, he took a deep breath, slowly got up and calmly set the diary on the ground. He walked over to the door, unlocked it, opened it, walked to his front door, opened it, walked outside, turned, closed it, and turned back to face the street.

"KIYAAAAAAAAAA!" With that, Neji went into a 'scream' position (like the painting) and squealed. Then, 'Go Go Sport's Meet' started to play and Neji ran, screaming.

Dashing madly through Konoha, still in the scream position, people would have thought he was on pixie stix. But, no. He was just very angry.

After one minutes and forty-two seconds were over (that's how long the song is) Neji came to a direct halt in front of his house and panted for a bit. Then, he calmly regained his composure, opened his front door, walked inside, turned, closed his front door, turned back, walked up his stairs, walked to his room, opened the door, went inside, turned, closed the door, walked to his bed, climbed on it, opened his window, and stuck his head out it.

"NOT THE OTHER UCHIHA!-!" He screamed, his vocals breaking slightly. "I HATE UCHIHA ITACHI!"

With that, he dashed back to the bathroom like a Power Ranger and picked up the diary, hastily locking the door behind him and sliding onto the toilet seat.

Smoke flared from his nostrils like a bull as he growled at the paper. After he slightly got over it, he read on.

But, I know I have no chance with him, so I'm not even gonna hope! Haha! I actually have a chance with Neji-kun, seeing as I think he likes me (or, I hope, I should say... you never really can tell with someone who never smiles...) But, yeah. I've already had my heart broken once by an Uchiha, so I suppose I should just let it go with Itachi... He and Kisame can go fuck together, so it's really not a problem... (Haha! They'll have little shark babies! Lol!) Well, yeah. Gonna close up for tonight! Oyasuminasai!

Tenten

Neji's lips cracked into a psychotic smile. Then, he let it fade, slowly got up, calmly walked out of the bathroom, closing and locking it behind him, walked to his room and carefully set the diary back in it's drawer, closing it and walking out of the room. He locked the door, and walked carefully down to his front door, went outside, turned, closed it, turned back, and went into the 'scream' position.

With that, 'Go!-!-!' started playing as Neji ran throughout the streets of Konoha. After three minutes and fifty-six seconds had passed, (that's how long the full version is) Neji came to an abrupt halt in front of his house, opened the door, took a step inside, turned, closed the door, locked the door, turned back, and slowly started on his way back to Tenten.

Meanwhile...

Tenten was confused.

"Where is he? Is he constipated again?" She asked no one in particular.

A/N: Yumm.