Soundwave Meets the Internet
Something was wrong with his voice chip. Every time Soundwave spoke, he would unintentionally say something random. Knockout explained it was only a simple virus and advised the con to rest.
Yeah, right. Rest? Soundwave doesn't rest. He works to please his Lord. He won't let a simple virus get the best of him! Not while his spark still functions.
That sounded very strange.
The mech at his normal post searching for the next relic, when the door behind him hissed opened.
"Soundwave," Of course, it was Starscream, here to bug him, again. "Do you ever get tired of working for that miserable, whelp?"
Lately for some strange reason Starscream has been coming to him with his personal problems about Megatron. Soundwave didn't remember ever offering comfort for the SIC, but didn't dare complain. If he did, Starscream will either get the wrong message or he'll report it to Megatron. Possibly both, if the odds were against him, again.
"Soundwave, are you even listening to me?" Starscream moved around standing in between Soundwave and his screen of unsolved codes. "I am talking to you!" The mech sneered.
Soundwave sighed; maybe if he moved around he could get back to work.
Soundwave tried to step left but so did his commander. He tried to move right, Starscream copied him. The only way out was through the door, Soundwave was a bit hesitant about that. Everyone on board knew Starscream like to attack his enemies from behind. It was a great advantage for the sly seeker.
"Starscream, I must get back to work-they pooped in my Energon-Megatron will not be pleased if-"
"Hold on a click." Starscream raised his servo, eyeing Soundwave with suspicion. "What was it you just said?"
"Huh? I said I have to get back to work." He had to try and play it out like it's nothing. Hopefully his voice won't glitch on him. Please don't glitch.
"No, you said something else. 'They pooped in my Energon'. What the frag does that mean?"
Soundwave was thankful for his mask; he could never hold a straight face while lying. "I don't know what you're-I love the aft." He slapped a servo over his mouth with a gasp.
'Please, Primus, tell me Starscream didn't hear that."
The seeker only stared in shock, his jaw hanging, "C-Come again?"
"Nothing."
"I heard you loud and clear Soundwave! You said you love the aft. Are you inferring you love my aft?"
"No…" He struggled to remain in control, but his frame was shaking like a leaf. Starscream was going to tell everyone about his virus. Megatron will be upset and who knows might offline him. Megatron never tolerates the weak, ever.
"Then, humor me. What did you say?" Starscream leaned in close, wanting to hear exactly what this mech said.
"I-I um, said. Well, you see."
"Out with it!"
The stress was getting to him. He couldn't' control him, his voice box fritz and began to glitch out.
"I love your aft, it's very attractive. I'm surprise Megatron himself doesn't notice it."
What. The. Frag.
Seconds passed. Then minutes.
Starscream was staring at him with an astonished look painted on his faceplate. Soundwave wasn't much better, thank Primus for the mask.
Starscream shook his helm a few times. The TIC prepared from the beating that was to come.
"Well, Soundwave" Starscream purred leaning closer than before to the mech. "I will admit my aft is very attractive. Thank you for noticing."
"I-um I" A slender claw traced over where his lip components were.
"No need to say anymore. I always knew you had the hots for me, what took you so long?"
Soundwave was ready to barf. Hots for Starscream? Yeah, right. His voice chip was glitching out again.
A warm, smooth surface pressed itself against Soundwave's cheek. His optics grew twice their normal size. "I'll be sure to come by more often." Starscream waltz out of the room, swaying his hips almost like a pleasure bot.
It took every ounce of self discipline not to purge his tanks right then and there.
Soundwave sighed when Starscream finally left. "You know what. Frag my job, I'm going to rest. Megatron can bit my aft."
AN: Okay, I know, this was stupid. I tried all the great suggestions, but for some reason my imagination has been coming up empty. I think it might be stress. I don't know. Anyway, I based this chap on a YouTube video that I saw my brother watching that was pretty funny and I decided to give it a try. I can't remember the name to save my life.
Anyways, I'm sorry to the readers who don't like Yaoi between Soundwave and other mechs. I don't know why, but I thought it might be funny to have a big misunderstanding between these two.
Next weekend may be a bit difficult. I know I've said this a million times and I usually always update, but the difference is that my 18th birthday is coming up and I know for a fact that my family is going to try to keep me away from my computer. I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP! DX
Lol, sorry I'm being overly dramatic. As always I own…nothing. Thank you guys for everything, I hope you continue to read my stories even though some might not be as funny as others. Love you guys, hope you have an awesome spring break :D