Rule 99. No, repair buckets will not fix electronics.

"Come on..." Sendai breathed. "Come on, come on, you little... fuck!"

As Zitz once again died by hitting a spike while riding a snake, Sendai felt the rage that had been building ever since the first speeder bike build to an explosive crescendo. Roaring in anger, she hurled the Playstation controller she had been using at Naka's 1.5 million yen gaming and video editing computer. The whole contraption was knocked to the floor, it's screen thoroughly shattered. With a wheezy cough of the cooling fan, it died.

As she came down from her anger high, breathing heavily, Sendai paled as she realized what she had just done. "Ooooohhh, fuck me, Naka's going to kill me if she finds out! I gotta fix this somehow!"

Grabbing up the wrecked machine, she snuck out of the room and made a beeline for Akashi's workshop.

~o~

"Sorry, Sendai," Akashi said apologetically. "But this is kinda out of my league. I'm used to working with stuff between the 20s and 40s, not modern computers."

"I'm gonna die..." Sendai moaned. "Naka is going to murder me, and bury my body in the mountains, and they're all gonna laugh."

"Well, if you don't want that to happen, I suggest you either find a good computer repair shop or simply grovel and promise to pay for a new one," Akashi replied. "Now, if you don't mind, I need to go recalibrate Mogami's turret mounts."

As Akashi left, grumbling about overly reckless heavy cruisers, Sendai's eyes fell on the stack of Instant Repair Buckets Akashi kept on hand for emergencies. Quickly making sure that Akashi was indeed out of sight, Sendai reached over and grabbed one before creeping out the door and back to Naka's room.

Back in Naka's room, the light cruiser popped off the lid of the bucket and poured the contents on the computer.

'Come on, come on, work!'

The computer remained stubbornly damaged.

"Fuck! WhatdoIdo, WhatdoIdo, WhatdoIdo, WhatdoI-!"

"Sendai? I-Is that my computer?"

Slowly, her face frozen in a rictus grin, Sendai turned her head around slowly to see Naka standing in the doorway, her face bypassing red entirely and going straight to purple. The sound of whistling high-pitched steam sounded out as Naka raised her foot and planted it in Sendai's face.

~o~

"Hey, everybody, it's Naka-chan! And I'm here once again with my weekly gaming stream!"

"Now, today, we have a very special guest playing! Say hi, Sendai!"

"H-Hello."

"Sendai here will be playing Super Meat Boy, for 100% completion! And all in one sitting! Don't worry, those of you with short attention spans, I'll be sure to get a highlights video up on Youtube by Tuesday."