A/N: I'm gonna kick off my chapter like this take it away. Arf [Hello all I'm the fine furry cuteness you know as Conniehey it has come to my attention that I've been getting blamed for the hairs on Sam's stick will you please get the message to Mercedes that I'm not the one leaving my fur behind that it's Cinny, Alexandra J's pet I feel some kind of way! Okay like Jenny says let's go!]

Arf [Happy Reading! (:]

Mercedes POV

"All the guys and kids are gone! It's just us ladies! Are we going to watch the game? Because it's a good movie coming on Lifetime in the next few minutes." Mary scrolled through the guide.

"We can go into the game room its two TV's side-by-side we can mute the game and watch the movie. All those in favor!" All hands went up. "Game room it is, I want to see my baby on the screen. So, what did you ladies think of the gender reveal party?"

"It was so beautiful! My favorite part besides TJ breaking Deja heart and him fainting when he found out his little brother was a sister and wishes for Alexandra I loved that, and Monica yours sent me."

She sipped her drink. "I know at first I thought that AJE was dropping some wisdom on me then I got it so I just did my own wish for her because glam-ma's baby is going to need it."

"Yeah Mercedes your baby is off the chain she's buying things!"

I rubbed my stomach. "No, not my little Alexandra J, she couldn't be although Sam believes she is."

"Mercedes, your baby is buying things! I don't know how she does it but yeah. Have you seen any strange purchases on your account? Like headphones, iPod touch, a television?"

"Um yes, I have Sam saw curtain and shoes his account and a few other things also a tambourine. What other crazy things is she doing?"

"Your baby has a GoFundMe account she raised 4k in 4 days." My jaw dropped. "She's been controlling whether Sam gets access to a spelling bee or not."

"Lord all I can say is I need AJE to set up and manage a GOFUNDME account for me 4k in 4 days really! She got some real fans!"

"A GoFundMe, I don't believe it, y'all are swaying me with the purchase but I don't think she has one but I believe her controlling my emotions when it comes to spellings bees." I looked down at my stomach. "Alexandra you have to be a good baby okay."

Alexandra's POV

I am a good baby it's just that I get tired of seeing daddy's stick all of the time so I have to take matters into my own hands! Y'all been doing it this whole week I've had my full of it I can't take you moaning any longer. I'll have my machine fixed. Mark my words! *kick*

Cinny – Have you checked our GoFundMe account last time we checked we raised 4k in 4 days. Where are we at now?

I was just about to check let's see how much we raised wow I can't believe it in 5 days you and me have got folk to send to us over 15k Praise Break! *kick, kick, kick, kick, kick* Twirl in the belly.

Cinny – Praise Break! Let me play this tambourine. Hey I wanna get my shout in. Tap. Here. Let me go in!

*plays tambourine* Go Cinny hop for our blessing! Hop! Go in! We gotta tithe 10% of our donations.

Mercedes POV

"Oooh, she's just kicking up a storm! Yes, baby we're talking about you Alexandra mommy has a question to ask you, if you have a GoFundMe account keep kicking, you don't stop." I gasped. "She stopped kicking this baby is too much! Enough about this crazy one and focus on my Tabby is back in full effect."

Mary and Denise hi-fived. "Yes, from what I hear is that at lunch TJ was retelling of his weekend adventure Gabby felt the need to cut a step she fainted, they improvised opening their napkins as a sheet, so Jazzy suggested they make a bet, boy Jazzy gets TJ and Thadmine or girl and Tabby is one. You know what happened."

"Gabby got her little man, she's happy."

"Yes, she is before we move away from the kids and on to another topic Denise, Preston nice young man, I saw you run down a few questions for him to answer. Did he answer? He seemed a little shocked."

"Yeah, I saw that. Anyone want a refill on their drinks?" Brittany asked. "Same or something different, same, Mercedes you want anything?"

"You can bring me my Reese's and ice-cream. Thank you."

"Oh, no he didn't Stevie got my questions I typed and printed them last night so he better get them answered or no jets for Stevie who knows that."

"Oh Lord here comes Conniehey." Denise jumped on the couch. "I know they lick you to see if you are tasty then they bite. Conniehey won't lick me this time. I'm trying to live."

Arf [I know that's right. Hey ladies.]

Meow [What about me?]

Arf [I said ladies last time I check I didn't say beast.]

Meow [Looks who is talking.]

Arf Arf Arf [Don't make me come over there Lord Tubbington it's going to be two against one in a few just watch don't make me clap my paws cuh.]

Meow [Whatever.]

"Here you go, Lord Tubbington what did you tell McConaughey?"

Meow [I called him a beast and I'm not apologizing.]

Arf [Don't have to I'll set him straight.]

Conniehey smacked Lord Tubbington with his tail. "Conniehey Jupiter Evans, come back here! Why did you do that? Don't give me that look. Apologize to Lord Tubbington, ah don't bark back to me."

Arf [Fine you drive a hard bargain, I'm sorry you nine life pussy.]

Meow [Bite me.]

Arf [Your wish is my command.]

Conniehey charged at Lord Tubbington I jumped off the couch. "No, no, bad dog. You don't do that, now you give me this sad puppy dog look. You know that look makes me cry." I wiped my tears. "I'm sorry Lord Tubbington that Conniehey treated you like this. Are you okay?"

Meow [Thank you Mercedes for rubbing me I am fine you need to train him he trying to mess up my sexiness.]

Arf [Train this. I'm giving you the paw.]

"INTERCEPTION!" Santana shouted. "Yes, kick some butt!"

TJ's POV

"TOUCHDOWN CHARGERS! WOOO! YES! HI-FIVE! There go daddy!" I looked all around everyone was here but Preston. I looked back he was sitting at the table. "Preston, why aren't you enjoying the game out there with us?"

"Your Aunt Denise wants me to fill out these questions, or I can't see Deja I like her."

I cleared my throat. "I've been around my Aunt Denise long enough to know that my number two boo can't date until after she's graduated so get that thought out your head, two I always must chaperone your dates me and JT, three if she doesn't do it with me she can't do nothing like that with you. I'm looking out for you. I promise. Now what are the questions we got a TV in here I can help you."

"Are you sure you can help me? Aren't you like 4 or 5?" He laughed.

"Do you see me laughing I'm trying to get you a little help, I'm an approved boo you are still waiting for you denied application." I smiled. "Now what is the first question?"

"I already answered the math question, this question asks, if the world was flat and there was a landslide who would he want to go first over the edge?"

"Oh, that's easy. You! The questions is always you, just right you. Uh-huh. Next question."

"How would you handle an aggressive person male or female?"

"I used to deal with that a lot see my cute little self I used to have woman problems I had 2 girls after me Gabby and Jazzy it started at my birthday party Jazzy said she was the right kind of woman for me because our zodiacs matched, she pushed me up against a wall kissing me you know all of that but I had to realize she was just doing too much. She had me feeling some kind of way so I let it be known that she needed to scoot back, scoot back, scoot back. That's your answer. Write it down. Also say a hatchet and a tambourine and that you'd beat up my fake daddy. She's going to love that."

"Are you…"

I slapped his arm. "I'm sure! I wouldn't lead you in the wrong direction I do have the inside scoop."

"Hey! TJ what are you doing in here? Are you bothering Preston?"

"Nope Deja boo I'm just helping him out with his questions."

"Wait, what questions? I though mommy wasn't going to press the issue any further with questioning you. I mean…"

"Sit down." He patted his lap. "It's okay."

I jumped in his lap. "No sitting on laps unless its' me! Go ahead and talk I won't butt it. COME ON! THAT'S A TOUCHDOWN! I can't believe this!"

"I answered all the questions but I have a question about his fake daddy I thought your Uncle Sam was his father."

"He is just that my aunt was in a relationship before and got pregnant with my little boo here." She tickled me. "The guy name is Tank he's just all around bad person he had my dad shot, TJ's Uncle JJ shot, popped up at their house a few times, got beat up himself, then my mother and aunt beat him up at my brother and cousin school, he's even hit on me."

"Where was I?"

"I know I said that I wouldn't butt in but I must right here, Preston the thoughts of you weren't even known yet. Proceed. GO DADDY!"

He shook his head. "That's true. Where?"

"Let's not talk about it." She nervously laughed. "You want something to eat I'll fix you a plate. TJ you want something."

"You know I do." Preston tapped me on the shoulder. "You wanna know what happened?" He nodded his head. "Cool, see what had happened was…"

"TJ." We both jumped. "Don't dare share any information about you know who you understand me this goes for you too JT."

JT raised his hands. "Look, I was just coming in here to use the restroom if you mean about what mommy did to Matt and how she…" Deja kicked off her shoes. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no, no, no daddy! Help me!"

Mercedes POV

I blew my nose. "Steel Magnolias always makes me cry! I know how it goes but I'm just so in my feelings all Shelby wanted was to raise her baby! Tissue?" I took a couple Kleenex. "Here and my baby won the game! I'm so happy for them. Chargers win 21-3!"

Arf [She died! Why didn't nobody tell me nothing?!] Mmm.. Mmm..

"All this part always breaks me. That's all y can't she just be happy. Whew! Thank you for the tissue every time I watch a movie that I know I'm going to cry I never have them. See Mercedes you are prepared."

"Yes, I am. That was a good movie. So what should we do now?"

Arf [I'm going to go lie on my favorite couch. It was a good film. What in the hell? Get out!]

I looked up at the clock. "Game just ended they're probably gonna stick around for an hour or so that means we have to cook dinner."

"Mercedes! When is your mother going home?!" Stacey shouted pulling her hair! "JJ left hours ago going to the game I finally wiggled out of there leaving my mother behind. I want her gone! She's just…I can't even form words! I'm going to crash here for a few days! I need her gone!"

Alexandra J's POV

Overbearing, too much, too damn nosy, all up in your business, want things done her way, busting up in folks rooms, I have a ditty and it goes a little something like this. Cinny hit the lights. Oh on and on and on and on granny keeps moving like a rollin' stone whew on and on and on and on all week until she goes home. Hit it Cinny.

Cinny – Granny needs to go home to the place where she belongs where she can get far away from us, we love you though, although you think you got us all wrong they sorta kinda regret showing you they new house, but your face and your antics are getting old, so please go home.

Tank's POV

"Yo! That was a good ass game! Although it was a semi blowout it was still good. Right Shane, Shane!" I looked back. "Here I am talking and you not beside me what got your attention. Come let's get up out of here."

"No, no, no. Look over there. That's Ray and Azimio which means that TJ and Mercedes are at the game."

I smirked. "Let's go over there and have a good convo." We walked over I tapped Ray on the shoulder. "Hi, how did you two enjoy the game or were you two focused on finding me."

"What do you want?"

I laughed. "He asked me what do I want I know he knows what I want so I'm going to humor him. I want my son, I want my girl back, and I want Shane to get his phone back."

"What? No, no, and what phone I don't know of any phone."

"That's cute you all acting like you didn't pick up my damn phone when those kids beat me up, which one of you did it."

Azimio rolled his eyes. "Look, no one picked up your damn phone. Just leave."

"You saw how daddy…."

"I know that voice. I'm hearing TJ I know that voice anywhere. That's my son, come over here and give your real daddy a hug." I got down on my knees arms wide open. "Come on, don't be afraid."

"NO!"

"What you telling me no for? Get your ass over here. Right now!"

"Didn't you hear him say no?! Come on TJ let's go. I know you wanted to stay around to meet up with your real daddy but we can't. Preston pick him up."

"Wait! Before you leave I just got a few questions to ask TJ. Where you live at? What school you go to?

"TJ don't answer, let's go walk, walk, walk."

"TJ I love you!"

"I DON'T LOVE YOU! YOU NOT MY DADDY I HATE YOU! ALWAYS HAVE I ALWAYS WILL! YOU DID MOMMY MY WRONG! MY ONLY DADDY IS SAMUEL THADDEUS EVANS! FORGET YOU! LEAVE US ALONE!"

"See what they doing to him!" I bumped into someone. "Move out the way old man." I pushed him. "Old ass in the way."

"Who are you calling old man, Trunk!?" PawPaw twirled his cane. "Come on boy I'm not done with you yet. You bumped into the right one" He smacked his cane across my face. "Hey! Wait you and Crust gonna share this old man beat down! J3 bring his ass back."

"No don't hit me! I didn't do anything!"

"Shut up! Yes you did you showed up!" He kicked. "Ah, ah don't go anywhere! You love showing your ugly face! You must love getting your ass beat!"

Alexandra J's POV

I'm going to call Jenny again because I need my machine fixed I said I was going to get it fixed this chapter and I mean it daddy team won and last time they won they did it. It ends tonight.

"What fetus?"

Is that how you answer your phone I'm just so nice, look, I know you know the reason that I'm calling because I've seen daddy's stick this whole week! I can't anymore do you have anything up your sleeve.

"Mmm…I may have something up my sleeve for you. I'll see folks just keep reading and you'll find out! Bye fetus!"

Bye the creator of me!

Cinny – And me too!

"No problem let me type!"

Ray's POV

"I swear Tank, Shane and Sarah even though she wasn't there are a mess Shane all dumber than the three stooges I cannot they need to all be tied to a car locked in the garage and turn the car on just leave them there."

"They are some tweedle-dumb looking selves he just be popping up out of nowhere!" My phone rang. "Azimio answer that."

"Hello wassup Stevie we are almost home we got all the kids with us. What happened? You know, yup. Shane too yeah, no he didn't. Bye. Stevie wondering where were I mean we got TJ we dipping, you good TJ."

"Yup! I'm good."

"That's great because we're home, everyone out! Deja here is the key." She pulled out her keys. "When did you get a copy made?"

"Oh, I been had a copy made, you all late, come on Preston."

I followed the kids into the kitchen where the ladies were talking. "Hello, we're back!"

"Great y'all know me and Herbie are tying the knot in two weeks we have to rush and do a lot of things."

"Who is planning your wedding I would love to help, where y'all expect to tie the knot in the church, outdoors?"

"No, my baby is opening up his own business it's a Gospel Juke Joint, I know you haven't read much from Santana that's because she's been in the studio recording her prayers we're going to sell them on the side for $5 and Herbie is doing all of the planning this is going to be a surprise for me."

"Oh, I need to help PawPaw because he was on twitter last night dropping ideas and from what I gathered PawPaw is cheap, what are the colors?"

"Purple and gold because we are royalty I need to pick me out a dress and I want to surprise him with a song because I'm going to sing to him."

"What in the world is going on?!"

They all jumped. "Ray! You scared me! How long have you all been standing there?"

"Long enough that I know that PawPaw planning that wedding will be awkward he hit me up last night asking could I be the flower girl then sent me this little girl dress with huge bow, like my sweet mommy says I can't, I cannot, foolishness!"

"That's right baby." Denise tapped her cheek. "JT and Deja, how was the game?"

"What you mean cheap? My Herbie isn't cheap."

"I don't know if I should say this but PawPaw wants to honeymoon at a local beach."

"Oh, no we not honeymooning at no beach we're going far away from her we'll jump in a taxicab and get away fast."

"The game was good but as we were leaving Tank showed up and…" Denise picked up her bag running out the house. "Mommy! Wait for me!"

"I'm right behind you! Come on Mary!"

"Oh Lord! Oh Lord! Oh Lord!" Mary marched out the house playing her tambourine. "Just beat him, beat him Tank you will be defeated showin' how funky strong is our fight yes it matters that we are right we'll beat him, we'll beat…."

I closed the door. "What's going on with all this yelling?"

"Hi mommy! It was a good game! We saw crusty rusty dusty musty Tank and Shane."

"Uh, yeah Mercedes, Azimio and I want to talk to you, alone."

"Okay, TJ stay out here with we'll be back you hungry, okay Monica will fix you a plate. Let's go outside. Thank you." I closed door behind me. "So, what happened?"

"Well…."

Deja's POV

"Okay Deja I'm gonna go into the game-room with the TJ and JT play a few games wait for your mother so she can look over my answers."

"Okay." I winked "JT and TJ be good! Don't do anything to him that y'all wouldn't do to me!"

"We won't!"

"So Glam-ma, do you need help with dinner?"

"Yes, I do here do the corn bread."

"Alright." I washed my hands "As I told you PawPaw hit me up on twitter as well about your upcoming nuptials and his ideas stink, I am willing to help him make your day be special. Last night once he got off twitter I did some research and I screen captured a few things." I handed her my phone. "I was thinking a fall wedding with those colors."

"I like this, what did he say?"

"He said that he was going to hit up Jenny to see if I can be done and if you scroll over you'll see that child flower girl dress he picked for me. I'm 19 and Aunt Mary said that PawPaw is old as hell anyone under 30 is a child to him. He also took the liberty of picking out Reston."

"Who is Reston?!"

I pointed to the game room. "My friend Preston some hot pink suit! Isn't it hideous?"

"Oh, yeah this is no…"

"Thanks for the information I'll talk to Sam once he gets back smells good up in here, sorry I didn't help much I was sleepy."

"It's good Mercedes Alexandra J is down there probably buying a few more trinkets. I was just going over the wedding with Deja she's going to help your grandfather because I can't have this walking down the aisle!"

"I'll sing a song too, if you want me to."

"Tana I can't believe you forgot your matches! We have to be all on one accord! Next time he shows up we'll squad up this was a little rusty on our end we didn't think he'd show up but we're going to learn from this."

"Mommy you feel okay that you didn't get to put your hands on Tank?"

"Just a little did your friend answer my questions, Preston!" He gulped rubbing his hands together. "Did you answer my questions?" She pulled her glasses down.

"Y-Yes ma'am here it is."

"Okay, okay, a hatchet and tambourine! THANK YA! HEGOTAHATCHET HEGOTAHATCHET!" She started cutting her step.

"S-So that means I'm good." Mommy fainted Conniehey walked over fanning her with his tail "Oh um..."

Arf [Let him use you Aunt Denise.]

"Oh lord! She's trying to live Conniehey."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."

PawPaw's POV

"I got I got I got whooo come on Tanky, come on Tanky I'll show you what I got come on Tanky I'll show you what I got Tank don't be shy, no don't be shy let my punches hypnotize you whooo Tank you are such a fool from head to feet like I know you are the devil must have cracked your mold cause your foolishness is out of control in this corner I am the champ and I am the champ cause can't nobody beat you like I do yeah I hit you Tank and yes I know knocked you out, yeah I hit you Tank yes I knocked you out. That fight got me want to sing and get it in oooh snap! Check you out little Herbie! I should be still ready once I get inside." I entered the house checked on my baby girl. "Aww look at her she sleep."

"I heard you pull up." I puckered my lips I met her hand. "Don't! What is this I hear about you being twitter wanna be cheap and all of that for our wedding and honeymoon."

"Well…"

"And the cake! Listen I got you some help for our wedding we're keeping the colors and all of that we won't be getting married at the Gospel Juke Joint we can have our reception there but that is it. You understand."

"Yeah, I'll do it up big and speaking of big…" I dropped my pants. "What are you going to do about this?"

"Night Herbie."

"Hey! Come on! How else am I suppose to get this down? Beating up Tank worked me up that I didn't even have to pop a few of my happy pills! Don't worry I got you."

PawPawPaw's POV

NOOOOOOO not your hand you gonna eat some ribs first then…uh…no why did all the blood flow had to rush down here of all days! Get limp, get limp lose blood flow let me think about Mary Sue I'm getting soft….whew. Wait….put me down!

Sam's POV

"Hey baby waiting up for me, you watched the game or did you and the ladies watch a sappy movie and cried?" I leaned down kissing the top of her head. "What's going on?"

"Yes, to both but Tank was at the game, he asked TJ where we lived and what school he goes to I don't want him at the stadium no more there has to be something you can do to keep him away."

I sighed. "He was there?! Man! He didn't touch him or anything."

"No, he didn't just that he was there that concerns me enough…" I put my finger to her lips. "Sam what are you trying to do."

"What I did to you this morning?"

Alexandra J's POV

Oh no you not! I'm almost finished with my machine repair I just got to tighten this thing right…and Cinny is it up and running hit a button.

Cinny – Okay I hit the spaz button. Shh….

"Sam I am not in the mood to do anything right now you get it in for a week I'm telling you about Tank being at the game and you are worried about getting it in! I don't think so my vijayjay is shut down until further notice!

They not doing it because fixed it! We fixed! Yay! Lo hicimos! We did it!

A/N: I didn't clown too bad. Until tomorrow iamJLS