Pairing: BillHermione
Prompt: 362. Pipe down
Word count: 238
Pipe Down
"… and I've packed a list of spells that you could probably use without detection from Muggles. Oh, and you have some extra underwear in your bag, because you can never go without too much underwear. Also, I asked Harry if you could borrow his Invisibility Cloak, but he's quite fond of it, so I couldn't do that. The Undetectable Extension charm is applied, as I know you like to bring back big gifts for your family. Those Muggle planes won't pick it up either. I've charmed it for the x-ray machines to see a very ordinary looking suitcase. I've also –"
"Hermione?"
" – packed… yes?"
"Pipe down, will you? I can't hear myself think."
Hermione flushed pink, and Bill planted a kiss on her cheek, laughing.
"I'll be fine," he assured her. "You forget I have about ten years' magic experience on you. I know all this."
Hermione was a deep red now.
"And," Bill leaned forward, "I know how much underwear I need to pack." He kissed her on the lips this time. "Now, will you be kind enough to drive me to the airport?"
Hermione nodded, and Bill picked up his bag.
"I do have one question, though," Bill said as they climbed into the car. "How on earth do these plane things stay up?"
The question spurred Hermione into a long-winded explanation about the mechanical side of airplanes, making Bill regret ever asking her.
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