Chapter 36

Jail birds

Clare's POV

"You what!" Did I hear that right? I questioned,sitting up from my bed. "Please don't get up,obviously you're completely disgusted with me right now,I'm sorry. I will leave." Declan paced back in fourth,holding his head. Ally just sat with her mouth open He did say he loved me!

I looked down at my engagment ring,well my replacement engagement ring,a real diamond. I remembered what had happened. Declan had slipped that ring on my finger. I gasped from the shock of everything. "Eli!" I yelled,causing my hospital monitors to beep uncontrolably.

"Uh we've got a problem..." Adam and Ally walked in. "Okay,um Clare,I don't want you to freak out,but Eli has been arrested." I clutched onto the railings of my hospital bed,trying not to scream.

"She's taking this well..." Adam started. "He's what!" I yelled,drawing a lot of attention. "Why?" I questioned,climbing out of my bed. The noticable inision bugging the helk out of me.

"I don't know..." Adam bit his bottom lip,like he was trying to keep himself from saying something. "I just got my appendix out,found out that my ex boyfriend is still in love with me,that my fiance has been arrested and nobody knows the fuck why!" I could feel my cheeks burning up.

"This is not the right thing to tell a woman with PMS!" Declan walked into the room. "You love me Declan? Then Find Eli and bail him out of jail!" I yelled. Declan stood shocked. "What's going on?" he asked, Adam thought a moment. "I believe she's having a nervous breakdown..." Adam said. "I'll get the nurse" Ally cut in.

"No you get me chocolate cake! and step on it!" I yelled. My hormones raging,dozens of thoughts running through my head.

Eli's POV

"What did you do with the juice,Eddmund?" I rolled my eyes. "I didn't steal juice." The man rolled his eyes at me. "I know you stole the juke" I shook my head. "I love juke boxes though,but they are really steap in price." The man tried again. "Eddmund! Answer the damn question!"

"Look I'm trying to tell you...nicely. I'm not Edmund." The man shook his head at me. "You're Eddmund!" The guy was not getting this. "Come on Eddmund,just between us,where's the mold?" I rolled my eyes. "Why the hell would I steal mold?." I said. The man shook his head at me again. "Gold!" I didn't understand one word of this. Fitz was busy playing with his fingers.

"Okay,let's try this again. My name is Eeeeeli..." I tried to stretch my words,so his ears would hear it. no suck luck. This sucks. I thought. I had no idea what to do,or how to get out of the situation. "Okay,buddy what's its going to take to convince you I'm not Eddmund whatsafuck?" The man nodded. "So you admit you're Eddmund?" This wasn't working.

"Okay..." I calmly started. "I'M NOT EDDMUND WHATSAFUCK! MY NAME IS ELI! CAN YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN HEAD?" The man shook his head "arghhhhh!" I yelled,and hit the table with my hand.

The 2 officers walked off.

"Allright Pierre Pulkashrimer..." I overheard the guys interrogating Fitz. He just couldn't stop laughing. "It's sounds so funny" He said,laughing like a jolly Santa at the mall.

"bzzzz" Great they are stun gunning him. "That tickles! Stop stop!" He laughed.

Declan's POV

"uhhh..." Ally rolled her eyes. "make some calls!" She slapped my wallet on my chest. "owgh" "yes,hello I'd like to bail a dangerous criminal out of jail...yes I'll hold." I held the cellphone,waiting for anyone to answer,and take the call seriously. After 40 minutes of please continue to hold,I hung up the phone and went to ask for directions.

" Excusez-moi quelle mani re au commissariat de police ? "
Excuse me,which way to the police station? I asked. The woman pointed across the street. "How convienent!" I muttered,and went out the sliding glass doors.

After about 5 minutes of conversation with these people,I figured they weren't going to help me.
"What do you mean I can't bail him out? I have a credit card."

"see nice,shiny credit card." The man raised his brows at me. "Pierre and Eddmund are some extremely dangerous criminals. We are not allowed to release them." I rolled my eyes,trying to hold back my anger. Without thinking I grabbed the mans tye.

"listen,run the damn credit card! I've screwed up too much this trip,and I need Clare to atleast trust me enough to invite me to her wedding!" "Faites-le ou je vous pendrai vers le haut par vos boules !" The man's eyes popped out of his head,and I let go of his collar.

"Security!" He yelled.

"Good going Declan,just threaten the police..." I mumbled,hitting the wall of this ugly jail cell. "That didn't work." I said,sitting on the wooden stool. I looked around before sneaking a phone call. The phone was in my pants pocket. "This is going to look so wrong "I thought to myself.

I punched the numbers on my phone through my pants pocket. I put my head on my lap and started talking. "Fi,it's me I'm in a french jail cell. I apparentally threatened a cop." Fiona laughed really hard on the other line. "hush up!" I yelled in a whisper. "they allready think I'm talking to my dick.

"What did you say to the officer?" Fiona asked. "Je jure que je vous pendrai vers le haut par vos boules !" She was silent a minute. "Just one second,Declan" She said,and then I heard her bust out laughing. "get me out of here!" I whispered.

A officer walking by saw this and gave me a funny look. I picked my head up,and grinned. The man rolled his eyes and walked away.
"sicko perverti !" he mumbled.

perverted sicko! "Declan,you told the man you'd hang him up by his balls."

"Well sorry you're the one who's fluent in french." People stared at me,and gave me dirty looks. "right,they think I'm talking to my imaginary friend,or even worse myself!" I said.

"Somebody help me!" I fell against the metal bars.

"You get one phone call" Hey this person speaks english!

"I'm on vacation,my buddies were mistaken for escaped convents and they're not. I just told my ex girlfriend I was in love her,after that dewfus locked me the hospital morgue,I was not thinking straight. I shouldn't of said that,and that little elf of doom over there is going to kill me anyway,but I'd very much like to make it back home,and next time I'll vacation in FIGI!"

The man raised his eyebrows. "That sucks,sir" He smiled,handing me the phone. "Ally,funny thing see I got arrested." Ally smacked her lips. "Do I have to do everything around here?" She yelled. "be right there." I waited a good 40 minutes,finally I saw her walk through the doors with Clare! Ally stepped away,letting Clare walk through fuming mad. "Out of the way! Bitch! coming through!" Ally announced as Clare approached the police desk.

"You seem to have some of my friends locked up." Clare said,stareing the poor man down. "Can you be more specific?" Clare rolled her eyes,as she looked at the jail cages. "Yes that idiot right there,that jerk right there,and that extremely frightened shaking case over there." The officer nodded. "Those are dangerous criminals." "yah,yah."

"I guarentee if you test their DNA and finger prints to your escaped convents,and you must have those on record in your police date base right? You will owe us a huge appoligy." The officer raised his brows. " Alright,if they are not a match,we will let you make bail."

I slipped her my credit card. "Thankyou,that's all I ask." "You jerk,are free to go!" finally. The man let me out of the cage. "I send you to bail him out,and you get arrested too!" Clare rolled her eyes at me.

Eli's POV

"Come on we have some testing to do." I rolled my eyes,as they pulled me out of the jail cell. "now this won't hurt one bit." yah yah...

"Fuck!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I held onto the chair,and stared at the person. Fitz was next. "hold still!" The woman ordered,as she poked him with a really large needle.

"AHHHHHH!" Fitz wailed,nearing tears. "Please it's just your pinky finger!" Fitz shook his head. "no,you made a booboo,now kiss it and make it better."

"I will do,no such thing!" The woman responded. Fitz was persistant. "Kiss it...kiss it..." The woman kissed his finger. "There!" She threw her hands up and walked out of the room.

"Look at the bright side..." I started. "atleast that wasn't in the butt."

Clare's POV

"Allright,We are truly sorry for the misunderstanding,and we'd appreciate it if you didn't press charges." Clare rolled her eyes. "Press charges on the police department,hmm that's not something you see everyday."

"Clare!" Eli ran to hug me. "Thankyou! How did you know that! You're amazing." Ally rolled her eyes. "I watch a lot of forensic files." I bit my lip.

"What took you guys soo long?" Ally smiled. "Well they had the cutest little gift shop.." Ally looked at Declan. "and we figured we'd let him in the jail a while."

"hardy har." Declan rolled his eyes.

"Okay,Clare I'm really sorry for stranding the plane,almost getting you pregnant" He closed his eyes a quick second. "anyways,I'm going to go back with Fi,and you and Eli go on your dream vacation." He handed me 2 tickets. "Declan,you don't have to do that,I really don't want to do that,because as of right now I hate Paris."

I widdeled the diamond off my finger. "This is yours." Eli stood with his eyes open,ready to jump him. "Lets all just get out of here,and never ever vacation with him again." Ally added,grabbing Clare's arm. "Hey you guys..." Declan scratched the back of his head. "Where's Adam?"

Eli looked around. "Where's Drew?" He added.

Adam's POV

"You speak english?" The pretty blonde girl nodded. "a lil." She said,sipping her cherry cola. "I'm Adam." I introduced myself. She giggled. "Genieve" I like that name. "why you in the hopi tall?"

"My friend had her appendix out." She looked down sadness forming in her eyes. "Oh,no it's not sad it's just a good thing they found it." I responded.

"Would you like to go in the broom closet with me and how u say mak out?" I nodded. "I would love to!" I'm going to makeout with a french girl. I was listening to the tune of the conga line playing in my head.

Drew's POV

"Damn!" Adam ran off with a french girl. Clare has checked out of the hospital. I don't know where anyone is,and I'm stuck in a fuckin elevator.

"worst vacation ever"

to be continued... :)

It's a little bit fill iny,but I had some writers block on this one :(

Writer's block is no fun :(

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