Chapter 37: Eighteenth Tribal Council
Las Noches Tribe…
Cameraman J glanced around wearily. What happened to Cameraman I, you may be asking? Well it would appear our little drug addict found Aizen's secret stash of hair gel…repeat…hair gel…and overdosed. May he rest in peace along with several other former Cameramen.
Anyway…
Hanataro is playing with Fluffy, trying not to make eye contact with Yoruichi or Gin. The latter were off on opposite sides of the camp, playing with their respective pets, and trying to come up with ways of getting Hanataro to vote the other off.
Once Ryo Muang had landed, literally on Aizen's head, and explained that Hanataro couldn't get rid of his immunity, both of them realized that poor little Hanataro would be the only one voting. Meaning that one of them was going in the cage and the other was going to the final two.
Needless to say, short of murder, they had to depend completely on their own brainpower and whatever they had that could be used to bribe Hanataro. From the looks of things…well they're starting to think like Aizen, which is really creeping me out.
(YORUICHI SHIHOUIN – Las Noches Tribe)
"Oh I have an excellent plan." Yoruichi laughs in a very Aizen-like way, causing Cameraman J to whimper in a very Hanataro-like way. "It's foolproof."
(GIN ICHIMARU – Las Noches Tribe)
"I only have one thing I can do." Gin whimpered as Samus patted him on the back with a long vine tentacle. "It's my only chance of getting to the final two!"
Cameraman J, sensing that things were about to get interesting…not to mention potentially dangerous…went into passive mode and trained his camera on Hanataro and his pet. Two seconds later Gin snuck over and tapped Hanataro lightly on the shoulder.
"Yes Gin?" Hanataro sounded tired, which is why when Gin screamed and jumped ten feet in the air…well let's just say it didn't make a whole lot of sense. After giving Gin ten minutes to calm down, Hanataro cleared his throat. "What is it you want Gin?"
"Ummm…could you not vote for me?"
"Gin, I haven…"
Suddenly Gin scrambled around the side of the log Hanataro was sitting on, grabbed him by the front of the shirt, and jerked Hanataro's head forward so their faces were only inches apart. The only thing keeping Fluffy from attacking was Lady. To say that Hanataro was surprised would be an understatement. "Uh, Gin?" He asked.
"I'll give you an island! I have a very nice one, ok it has some debris littering it and I think some Adjuchas might still be running around. But I swear the hollows are all dead!"
"Gin, I…"
"I don't have any money anymore, curse Enron, but I do have a couple pretty ant objects and three military proofs you could make good money on at e-bay…I would have a signet ring but Ichigo stole it…"
"Gin…"
"What about a date with Rangiku? I could arrange it, it wouldn't be that hard, plus she did say you were kinda cute…she likes the sort of cowardly guys…no offense! Please don't kill me…"
"Gin I was…wait, did you say a date with Rangiku?"
Gin nods frantically as Hanataro ponders about Rangiku…and her big beautiful breasts…
…20 minutes later…
Hanataro was throwing some wood on the fire when Yoruichi sauntered over to him, riding Liu Kang…I must comment that Yoruichi is naked right now. Hanataro glanced up, sighed, then went back to tending the fire.
"Hey Yoruichi."
Yoruichi is not pleased. Not only is her foolproof plan not working, but it is a major insult to a woman if you glance up at her naked body and are completely uninterested. What follows is a lot of screaming and violence not fit for the viewing audience…
Tribal Council Area…
That night, the three remaining contestants entered the tribal council. Aizen's mouth dropped open in astonishment as Yoruichi rode into the tribal council area…still naked. Behind her, Gin is smiling brightly and being carried by Samus, and way in the back being drag in by Kaiba and Fluffy is Hanataro. Hanataro is not doing well, in fact I think Yoruichi may have broken more than a few bones.
Aizen shook his head, getting over the shock of seeing Yoruichi naked, and commenced with the voting.
"Well now, only Hanataro can vote…please proceed." Aizen gestures Hanataro to the pot.
Hanataro groaned and pulled himself across the floor to the voting pot. He scribbled out a single name and held the card above the table for the camera to read…at this time only his hand is visible.
"I hurt…" Hanataro groaned. Instead of dropping the card in the pot, he pulled himself over to Aizen, slid the card into his hand, and produced $5000.00 in one hundred dollar bills from his pants pocket. "Aizen…make it painful…"
Hanataro then shoved the money into the front pocket of Aizen's pants, the pants he won from Lavi, and crawled back to Kaiba and Fluffy where he promptly passed out. Aizen glanced at the money in his pocket, then looked up at Hanataro, Gin and Yoruichi.
"Right, it all comes down to this. Only three left but one of you will be pissed off and be voted off tonight. Once Hanataro's vote is read, the decision is final and the one Hanataro voted for will be the final jury member. I'll now read the vote. The eighteenth person voted out of Survivor is…" Aizen then slowly looks down at the card.
"Oooooh Yoruichiiiiiii!!!"
Somewhere on the Island…
"I'm gonna kill the bitch!"
Since the wild chase through the woods, the former tree bound survivors and now completely lost survivors are looking quite the worse for wear. Haruhi is now shirtless, but still has the two mice in her bra. Byakuya, Uryu and Hisagi are also shirtless…although I think Uryu already was…covered in scratches, and their pants are now nothing more than ripped shorts. Toshiro and Momo now have shorter than short shirts and are also covered in scratches. Rangiku has a black eye and is mumbling to herself. Soi Fon has gone completely comatose. Chad is staying pretty close to Tosen after her head injury and Tosen himself lost his shades and shirt somewhere. As for Szayel, thank god, he finally got his memory back, lost his tank top and also all the stuff in he had stuffed in it such as his catapult, Xbox 360, flat screen plasma TV, laptop, etc., and now has a crush on Haruhi…join the club.
At the moment Byakuya, Uryu, Hisagi and Szayel are trying to keep Haruhi from strangling Iba. Apparently he's been a royal pain since hooking up with the survivors during the last immunity challenge.
"Look here girlie." Iba snapped, flicking a bit of hair out of his face. "Do you know who I am?"
"Yeah…" Haruhi growled, as Toshiro and Momo helped the others restrain her. "One dead son-of-a-bitch in about three seconds!"
Cooperation and teamwork is not in their vocabulary…
Back at Tribal Council…
Aizen pokes the liquefied lump that used to be Yoruichi and counts his money. Meanwhile…Gin heads back to camp in happy, happy, joy, joy bliss…Hanataro is carried back by Kaiba and Fluffy…
Next Time on Survivor…
The Jury will decide who now gets the Million Dollars…
The Former Contestants escape the island…maybe…I think…
Who Votes Who:
Hanataro: Yoruichi
Ryo: And there you go! It has all comes down to this! The final two!
Gin Ichimaru and Hanataro Yamada!
Who will win the million dollars?! Who will it be?! WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!
The final tribal council is next so stay tune and read and review!