May and Dawn were farting up a storm at the central park of Castelia City, with Arceus and Rayquaza watching alongside a few others as they couldn't believe what they were seeing. The two gassy girls were enjoying their flatulent bouts of farts, although they did decide to speak up with their mouths for once.
"Are you ever gonna stop?" May stated as she wiggled her hips to crank out more wet, trumpet like farts, proceeding to adjust her red bandana. "I mean, surely there's more to us than simply farting, right?"
"Oh, you're so adorably naive!" Dawn laughed, bending over to let out bassy deep pitched farts as she held down her pink skirt and winking. "Ha ha... I'm just curious as to why you think you'll go down in history, cause here's a little lesson in trickery."
"...This is kind of funny, isn't it Ray?" Arceus whispered to Rayquaza as they were towering over all the other people and Pokemon in the curious crowd.
"Not really, Arc, when it's been several chapters since these two met and stunk up both Hoenn and Sinnoh..." Rayquaza pointed out as he was eating a Casteliacone.
May: If you wanna be a farter number one...
Dawn: You have to go and pass gas on the run!
Arceus: (snickers) And now... they're singing.
Rayquaza: (groans and rolls his eyes) Great, just exactly what we needed.
The two girls kept on farting away as they began singing and dancing to the tune of 'We Are Number One' from Lazytown, with Robbie Rotten himself sneaking about since he was attracted by the rotten atmosphere the girls were providing with their farts, which was unsurprisingly used as backup music.
"I'm not exactly a fan of this kind of music, but it appeals to my nasty senses!" Robbie Rotten exclaimed as he was doing weird dances, which is what the onlookers appreciated more in the long run as it went from the daytime to the night.
May and Dawn were on a raft in a river heading straight for a waterfall, both girls farting as they were trying to keep themselves warm due to it being a cold winter night.
"Man, just what is it about farts that manages to make us so happy and warm?" May asked as she was genuinely curious while farting away butt bombs.
Dawn nodded in agreement as she let loose her wind breaking chute. "I know, right? It feels so good, but also so wrong yet so right... it's like farting is a paradox onto itself, yeah?"
"Why are they asking these stupid questions...?" Rayquaza stated as he and Arceus were spying on the girls from the trees on one of the sides of the racer.
"Let's be real, do these two honestly have anything better to do?" Arceus commented as he was spotting several different typed Pokemon running around in the forest behind them, with it clearly not being as interesting as two human girls farting since this story decided to not check out on what they would be doing.