A/N: We have reached the 35th chapter. I had been thinking to ask you, the reviewers some questions. Should I add Melona, Airi and Menace, the Swamp Witch's minions in the next chapter after this one with Gennai attacking our heroes during their errands? Also, should I make some of the QB girls and QG girls and some anime girls compete for Shulk's love? I'm still going for the Shulk/Fiora pairing, but I think it would be fun for girls like Airi, Junko, Mina Majikna, Ymir, Futaba and more compete for Shulk's affection. Tell me what you think at the end of this chapter. Here is Chapter 36 with Capensis and Brock having a cooking battle and Cattleya and her son, Rana! Also, we're getting near the end of this first filler arc! Only 3 chapters left!

Chapter 35: The Weapon Smith: Battle of the Cooking Perverts!

The party was back at Colony 9 and it was right before dinner. Most of the party was helping people of the colony with some errands. Capensis was angry, angry because there was another love struck guy in the party and he was in love with most of the girls in the party. Not only that but Shulk has asked him to help Mai, Maron and any girl who is a good cook to help with meals since he was also a good cook. Capensis thought about what happened earlier that led up to this.

(Flashback)

Sharla finished using ether shots to heal Capensis with his back while the others watched. "He'll be fine tonight, but he won't be able to cook lunch till tomorrow." Sharla reported.

"Oh man… Well, who's gonna help Mai, Maron and Kagome with the food?" Goku whined.

"Hey, why not have Brock cook lunch? After all, he did a good job helping Capensis with breakfast." Bridget suggested.

"Yeah. After all, without Brock, we'd starve." Max nodded.

Inuyasha and the Keroro Platoon chuckled, thinking it's a joke until Ash said "He's serious. We would starve if Brock wasn't traveling with us." Ash smiled.

"He has a point there, guys." Yomiko closed her eyes and smiled. Inuyasha and the Keroro Platoon sweat dropped with Capensis moaning in pain.

(End Flashback)

Capensis looked at the squinty eyed Pokemon breeder and sighed.

Later, it was dinner time; Brock once again tried to flirt with the girls in the party, but failed when Max pulled his ear.

"I was wondering… Where did Max learn that ear pull thing?" Sharla asked. "Oh, before May and Max traveled with me, a girl named Misty traveled with me and Brock and she came up with it." Ash smiled.

"And she taught me how to do it." Max said proudly. Brock sweat dropped at this.

Ymir sniggered. "Maybe I can do it to Short Winged Outcast over here." Nanael glared at her. "What did you say?" And Ymir and Nanael were arguing again.

Ash and his gang sweat dropped while most of the party watched in amazement at the two arguing Queen's Blade Combatants.

"Does this happen a lot?" Reyn asked Reina. "All the time…" Reina sighed.

"More please!" Ash said, holding his plate. "Same here!" Goku nodded happily.

Meanwhile, near Colony 9, Team Rocket was looking at a poorly drawn picture of Shulk and his main party members except for Melia.

"Who drew these? A 5 year old?" James blinked. "I didn't get a good look at them, okay!" Jessie growled. "Any ways, there's this boy who wields a legendary sword called the Monado, the sword of the god we're standing on and the leader."

"And there's this girl who wields a sword similar to this Monado thing, the Dark Monado or whatever it's called." Meowth stated.

"Anyway, there's this… uh… older woman who is the medic who shoots healing stuff from a gun, the big guy who uses something called a gunlance and not very bright, the 'Pokemon' who is not a Pokemon, but something called a Nopon and this guy who is some sort of hero who only uses one arm." Jessie stated.

"So Monado Twerp, Dark Monado Twerpette, Medic Twerpette, Gunlance Twerp, Not a Pokemon Twerp and One Arm Twerp?" James asked. "Those are good names…" Jessie nodded.

"How is that supposed to help us?" Meowth asked. There was crickets for about 50 seconds till Jessie and James said sadly "You're right…"

"Wobbufet!" Wobbufet said. (He's right.)

"Plus there are others who came from other worlds like us." James added. "I say we get answers on our own!" Meowth proclaimed.

"All right!" Team Rocket shouted.

The next day.

A woman who is about 30 years old, has black hair tied in a ponytail, blue eyes behind glasses and wore a purple apron-like-dress, she has really big breasts and on her back is a giant sword walking into Colony 9. With her is a small 6 year old boy, has black hair, wore a headband and wore a black shirt.

"Mom?" The boy asked the woman. "Yes, Rana?" The woman asked sweetly. "Did you figure out where we are?" Rana asked. "Not yet. But maybe the people in this city can tell us where we are." The woman reassured him. The woman and her son walked towards Dunban's house.

They saw Brock and Capensis glaring at each other. Max came to see May was watching.

"What happened this time?" Max sighed. "What else? Brock tried to hit on Yomiko, Capensis saw it, they begin to glare." May sighed in annoyance. Reina walked up to the siblings. "Let me guess…" Reina sighed.

"Yep." May nodded with a sigh. The woman immeditnaly recognized Reina. "R-Reina?" The woman gasped. Reina immeditnaly recognized the huge breasted woman. "Cattleya!"

May stared at the woman now known as Cattleya's huge breasts. "You know this woman, Miss Reina?" She asked the Traveling Warrior.

"Yes. I met her once to repair my sword. This is her son, Rana." Reina smiled. Rana hid behind his mother. "He's your son!" Max gawked. "He's only 2 years younger than me!" He stammered.

Shulk and Mellissa walked out of Dunban's house and saw Reina, May and Max chatting with Cattleya and Rana, friends from Reina's past.

"Oh hello!" Shulk smiled. "Who might you two be?" Mellissa asked politely. "Shulk, Mellissa, this is Cattleya. A friend of mine and also a contestant in the Queen's Blade." Reina smiled.

Shulk and Mellissa stared at Cattleya's huge breasts. "They're huge…" Mellissa muttered. (A/N: If you get this, it's from a Castlevania game made for the Wii in some year I cannot remember.)

"N-Nice to meet you, Cattleya…" Shulk blushed a little bit at the huge breasts that Cattleya has. Cattleya then eyes the Monado on Shulk's back. "Excuse me, what's that fine sword on your back? I have never seen anything like that." Cattleya asked.

"This…" Shulk smiled as he got it out and showed it to Cattleya. Rana gasped in awe at the fine design in the Monado. "is the Monado. A legendary sword used by the god we're standing on." Shulk explained the legendary sword to Cattleya.

"The Monado…" Cattleya whispered loud enough for everyone except for Brock and Capensis to hear. 'I wonder if I can make a Monado… Owen… Will you be amazed if I create a Monado when I find you?' Cattleya was lost in thought.

"Uh, what's wrong?" Shulk asked her. "Er, let's see what Capensis and Brock are gonna do." Reina smiled nervously as they except for Cattleya watched what Capensis and Brock are gonna do.

"There's only one way to settle this…" Capensis said dangerously. "Yes…" Brock nodded. "Cooking!" Both shouted.

"A cooking contest?" Nanael asked, flying above Shulk and his company. "Now this I gotta see." Nanael noticed Cattleya. "Oh hey Cattleya and Rana!" She waved at them. "Good to see you, messenger from Heaven." Cattleya smiled. Capensis and Brock went into the kitchen, shooing everyone out and began cooking, boiling, baking and etc.

"This is gonna be fun! I wonder what they'll make?" Nowa smiled. "Something tells me this won't end well…" Kirie sweat dropped. "Riki hungry. Maybe Riki should ask CapCap and Brocky what's for lunch." Riki was about to call out to them but Ash covered his mouth and whispered "Not a good time."

Both men came out with two plates in each hand and both of them set them on the outside table. Before they could sit the girls down mini bombs set off all over the ship.

"What going on?" Hajime gasped.

"Prepare for… food!" said Jessie.

The three members plus Wobbufet began scarfing down the food.

"Excuse me!" Capensis growled, an anger vein on his forehead.

"Prepf for troble, werf eating your footh"

"Make it doubleth, cauth you knowth that shouth"

While this was happening, the party and Ash and his gang were talking about the annoying motto made by Team Rocket.

"Do this do this all the time?" Reyn sweat dropped.

"Yeah, I heard it over 300 times already, I know it by heart." Ash sighed. "Then why the hell do they say it?" Giroro asked.

Ash shrugged, he honestly didn't know why and he's known them for a long time.

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket! Stealing Food at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth that's right!"

"Wobbufet!"

"Chime! Chime!"

"That food was for the girls…" Both Capensis and Brock growled with auras of anger.

"Oh I'm so…. Eeep" said Meowth who was at first sarcastic then realized that they were indeed scary.

"Lombre, Mudkip come on out and use Water Gun!" said Brock.

The two Water Pokemon came out.

"Wobbufet get in there!" said Jessie.

Wobbufet used Mirror Coat, which reflected the attack but doubled.

"So that what that blob does…" Koyomi said uneasily.

Capensis whipped out his guns and fired extra powerful bullets which destroyed the attacks. Team Rocket sweat dropped. "Great…" They muttered.

"Pikachu use Thunder Bolt!" said Ash.

There was an explosion and they blasted off again.

"Whose idea what was it to eat the food?" asked James.

"Not mine!" said Meowth and Jessie.

"Wobbufet" Wobbufet (Translation: What they said)

"Well whoever's idea it was…." said Jessie.

"Team Rocket's blasting off again!"

A star appeared in the sky then disappeared.

After a moment of silence Max said "Wow you two make a gr… great they're fighting again"

It was indeed true, after getting over the loss of the food the two began to glare at each and then the name calling began.

"Four eyes…" Brock sneered.

"Closed eyes." Capensis snarled.

Everyone watched them exchange insults. "They're still going at it." Baron asked, amazed to see Capensis this so angry.

"I can't believe Brock can up with all those names." May's left eye twitched.

Capensis began to chuckle evilly when it was his turn and he said "Professor Ivy…" Suddenly, the air around Brock turned blue and he went into the fetal position.

"Don't mention that name!" Brock wailed. "What happened?" Dunban asked. "He'll be fine in a few minutes. Um… Capensis, where did you learn that name?" Ash asked the Gunner of Love.

"I heard you and Shulk talking about it." Capensis said proudly.

(Flashback)

Shulk, Bridget and Ash were talking. Ash began talking about how he was traveling with all of his companions.

"…Brock didn't travel with me for a while, when I went to the Orange Islands he was with Professor Ivy, a famous researcher, just don't mention her name in front of him other wise he gets all depressed…" Ash explained.

"How come?" Bridget asked him. "It's best if we don't know. We're interfering with tragic pasts." Shulk suggested to her. She nodded. Unknown to them that Capensis overhear the whole thing.

(End flashback)

"I see… So if we mention Her, Brock will get depressed. Ash nodded. "But how come?" Max asked. "I don't know…" Ash shrugged.

"We got a busy day tomorrow, so let's rest up." Alleyne told everyone. The party except for Brock nodded in agreement while Brock moaned while his two Pokemon wonder what's wrong with him.

To be continued…

Next chapter: Gennai and the Swamp Minions Attacks! Enter Pastol Ink and Painkiller Kotone!

A/N: Next time, our heroes went to fight monsters where Gennai of the Homs Hunter and a foe from Yomiko's past attacks along with Melona, Menace and Airi and Team Rocket, making a triple threat! But our heroes will get back up from Ink and Kotone-chan! So stay tune!