Hi guys! So we've reached our 200th reviewer! Let's have a round of applause for I (guest)! And yes, I will!
Disclaimer (I really have to start doing more of these): I do not own Percy Jackson ando Harry Potter. All rights belong to Rick Riordan and JK Rowling. Thank you!
(This first one if from Twilight4ever [guest])
Why is everyone always making me and that Kronos dude a team? He's no match for me!
Yeah right. I am a titan, father of the gods, whereas YOU are just a puny mortal with no nose!
I have cheated death! I'm practically a god!
I AM THE FATHER OF THE GODS!
Well, I am the greatest!
No, I am!
Actually, as King of the Gods, I believe that I am the greatest. So shut up losers.
Oh really Zeus? Air disasters are NO comparison to water disasters!
Ahem. Lord of the Dead? Definitely the greatest.
No, me.
ME!
It is me.
ME ME ME ME ME!
Me.
Boys...
-Voldemort, Kronos, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, and Artemis
P.S, Wait... DAD!?
(The next ones are all from Fear The Fuzzy Bear)
Hi! My name is Hermione Granger and I am here with a request for private tutoring. Come to me if you absolutely stink in (wizard) school and I will make sure that you pass your OWLs and NEWTs. After all, they aren't called Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests for nothing!
Come and you will surpass everyone!
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger
Is there someone that you need pranked? Is there someone that annoys you like crazy? If so, please come to Pranksters Anonymous, the place where we prank people both wizard and demigod! The person pranked will know to never mess with you again, and all that it costs is 5 drachmas or 10 galleons! Pay up!
-Pranksters Anonymous (Fred, George, Connor, and Travis) :)
YOU HAVE BEEN PRANKED.
This is Pranksters Anonymous pranking you, the pranking anonymously team of anonymous people. We have come to terms that someone has decided to prank you (we won't say who), and we are doing their bidding for a price. Please DO NOT walk into your classroom, Umbridge, because there is no prank in there. Have a (terribly) nice day!
-Pranksters Anonymous
This is Pranksters Anonymous pranking you! We a're a pranked team that pranks anonymously (as I hope you have figured out from the title). Someone has decided to prank you, so I would recommend going into your classroom and not into the Great Hall (if that's what it's called. I'm talking about the place where you wizards eat stuff)! Thank you for your time! Now, if you don't want to get punched in the face by this letter, I would recommend ducking! Have a good day, Snape!
PUNCH!
-Pranksters Anonymous
Those pranking ones were actually pretty fun to write... Please tell me in a review if you'd like to see more of those! Remember to include the person that you want to get pranked too!
There was one suggestion today from Rosycat!
Rosycat- Author: Calefe (I have to agree with you there. She is pretty amazing!)
OH MY GODS WE'RE AT LIKE TWO HUNDRED REVIEWS I'M GOING TO EXODE IN HAPPINESS! And 33 favorites and 36 follows? It's a dream come true!
Thank you so so much to everyone that reads this! And to every one that has favorites and followed! AND TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THOSE 200 REVIEWS!
The 210th reviewer gets a shout out!
Thanks to everyone who's reading this! This chapter isn't as long as the last two, but at least I'm updating... right? Thanks to everyone who gives me ideas! I love you all! :)
Until next time,
Awesomeninna09
(I sure do hope that next time isn't that far away!)