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The Story of Lilith Pierce
Chapter 37: Fine! AKA Finally!

Lilith walked into the boarding house at about seven thirty and the first thing heard was Ziela discussing BONES. "Booth is cool because he's cool? Circular logic may make some sense but that doesn't mean it's right. Brennan is a much better character."

"She has no imagination." Damon told his daughter. "Booth at least somewhat believes the radical ideas."

Ziela shook her head. "That's exactly my point. Not only is he a bad character; that makes him a bad detective too!"

Lilith laughed silently and spoke up to announce her presence. "It doesn't matter. Sweets is the best. Booth being better than him doesn't even make sense!"

Ziela laughed and Damon rolled his eyes. "I'm handsome; I don't have to make sense." This caused both girls to laugh.

"Sure, whatever you say." Lilith told him just before his cell phone started to ring.

Damon stepped out of the room to take the call and came a back a few minutes later, struggling to stay composed after the news Stefan had just given him. "Apparently, we can't trust Elijah or our resident wolf pack."

"I could have told you the first one." Lilith scoffed. "But you never asked. So you never got an answer from me."

"Even Elijah could have told us the first one." Ziela added. "Everyone knew that."

"Everyone but Elena apparently." Damon sighed. "And then of course there's the wolves that attacked her and Stefan tonight."

"Are they okay?" Lilith interrupted.

The vampire nodded. "Yeah, thanks to Tyler who realized in time that they were trying to commit murder and helped call it off. And then they find out that Elena has to be sacrificed in order to defeat Klaus. I don't think I can handle another failed plan today." He turned to Lilith and smirked. "You will eat meat."

"Really?" She asked. "That's the conclusion you jump to? I should stop being a vegetarian because you don't want another plan to fail?" Damon nodded, not knowing how she would react. "Fine. I'll eat meat. If it'll get you to shut up!"

"Really?" Ziela looked more surprised that Damon did. Lilith nodded. "Yay! I'll make some hamburger and we can have burritos!"

"Yay!" Lilith cheered. "No more Italian food." Damon looked offended. "Not that it's bad. It just gets old."

Twenty minutes later, Lilith had a burrito sitting in front of her. The contents included hamburger, refried beans, cheese, sour cream and salsa. She took a bite and smiled. "Happy now?"

Damon and Ziela cheered, the dhampir doing a dance of victory. "Finally!"

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XD. This is what happens when I get really bored during school and I have nothing to do. I'll update again later today when I get home but first:

Lilith: Happy now?

Ziela and Damon: Yes.

Katherine: I can't believe it. You actually got her to eat meat.

Anna: Traitor!

Me: Whoa! When did you get here?

Anna: Just now. Traitor!

Lilith: For the record, you became non-vegetarian ten years before I did. You're the traitor!

Damon: Can we just call Jeremy the traitor and be done with it?

Jeremy: Hey!

Me: I'm cool with that.

Lilith: Yeah, that's fine.

Jeremy: *sulks*

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