RWBY Reacts to Ships
by: RandomReaderThatWrites
knight7572: i wonder if The Qrow x Tai, Ruby x Weiss x Winter, Blake x Yang x Weiss pairings will be featured
Ran: Why consider them, when they are already on the list?
TM Calypso:Of course Yang would take advantage of the distraction and cheat, lol. Also, did not expect them to be playing Uno. Not a fan of Sea Monkeys...but if it brings us one step closer to White Rose, I'll support it. :P
Ran: Yey, one step closer to Reiss. During the two days the guests stayed, we were like playing Uno the entire day lol, so I couldn't keep myself from putting it there.
wolf:now for the kitty magnet, my guess is that it is pyrrha with blake and/or neon.
Ran: It's not like we got another magnet in the cast, lol.
Remzal Von Enili:Weiss is protesting a lot. It makes me suspicious. I bet she's secretly a yaoi fan girl and this chapter gave her enough ideas for a eight book series.
Ran: Hmm, we will have to wait and see, lol. Wait... did you say eight? That looks suspicious. No, not because I have like seven stories in my profile... or maybe yes.
merendinoemiliano: Hello, pretty good and funny chapter, my congratulations for don't blow up Beacon while you're reviewing ships and at the same time playing one of the most infernal game ever created by mankind. Honestly, i don't ship it, probably Neptune will either die alone or marry an unnamed charachter in the epilogue. And yes, chibi isn't canon, but at best it could be a good way for make some predict, for example with all thath appearance, Velvet has an high chance of return again in Mistral's saga. Aniway, keep up the good work and see you later.
Ran: We still need Beacon. Chibi isn't canon, I know, but it still gives away hints that could probably mean something in the original series.
Chapter 34: Kitty Magnet
"Why~?" the writer cried, as she continued to head-butt the wall. "Wh~y?"
"You are the one that forgets to say Uno." Ruby answered after a few yawns.
"Go to sleep already!" Weiss yelled. "It's 3 AM!"
Oh yeah, they went at it the entire night.
"Tell me there is something fun to do~." Yang whined, the blonde being full of energy.
"Go read a book." Blake replied, throwing a book into Yang's face, as she herself was reading.
"Turn the lights off!" Weiss yelled again. "Please!"
"We could review the next ship." Ran suggested, looking for any cracks in the wall. The girls were worried for cracks in her skull.
"Just sleep!"
"Noo~!" Yang started throwing pillows at Weiss. "Too boring!"
"What's the next ship?" Blake asked, closing her book and refraining Yang from taking her pillow and throwing it at Weiss.
"P- *Cough* Ahem, Kitty Magnet." Ran answered to Blake, ducking under a just thrown pillow. "Where did she find all those pillows?" the writer stopped for a second to look at the flying pillows. Shrugging, she went back to her scroll. "Purrha or... Apex Lesbians."
"I bet the second name comes from Yang!" Weiss yelled from under the hill of pillows. "Pyrrha's name as a pun, with the merging of 'Purr' from Blake and said name. As such-" Weiss stopped herself suddenly, realizing what she herself was saying. "Wait! Pyrrha and Blake?!"
"Not like we have any other Magnet." Yang said, deadpanning. Of course it was Blake and Pyrrha. The only other two would be Pyrrha and Neon, but the first was most likely. Why make such a fuss about i-
"Say What?!" the early morning hours must have made Yang's brain work slowly. "Wha- Why?" the blonde turned to Blake, who was surprised too. "Pyrrha too?!" Yang sounded defeated. Her knees buckled, as she started crying a waterfall. "Why Blake, why?! How many more ships are you going to raise just to block our sail to Bumblebee?"
"Why with Pyrrha?" Ruby interfered, not really wanting Yang to flood them. "Yeah sure, there are some really crazy ships, but why with Pyrrha?"
"Who knows?" Weiss answered with a question. "We will never understand FNDM's mind."
"Could be a crack ship." Ran muttered in wonder, trying to think back into any moments that hinted the ship.
"What's a Crack Ship?" Ruby asked, titling her adorable head to the side.
"Good point." was Ran's answer.
All four girls gasped at that, forgetting about the ship for a moment.
"Back to the topic." Ran sweatdropped at their stares. "Who has an opinion/argument on the ship?"
"Senseless." Weiss simply said. "The FNDM is crazy, that's it. We should have been used by now to senseless ships, but no! It never fails to amaze me." she added the last part in irony.
"But, Pyrrha and Blake are both strong-"
"That's not a reason to ship a person." Weiss cut Ruby mid-sentence, her arms crossed. "You ships two people because you find a spark between them. You ship them because you know that they would live happy together."
"So, the theory of them being shipped because both in RWBY and JNPR they are the third members is turned down?" Ruby quickly added, before Weiss could cut her off again.
"Knowing FNDM, that could be a good shipping point." Yang interfered, making the snow head unable to counter. "Still doesn't mean I am supporting it."
Weiss was then by her side, accepting a high-five from Yang.
"Hurray to the Purrha in Denial team." Ran 'cheered'.
"Umm... Blake?" Ruby suddenly attracted their attention. They had totally forgot about Blake. "What are you doing?"
Blake was -if you could call it that way- looking around her books, searching for one in particular. However, it was proving to be hard, with all the Books the girls were currently dodging.
"I know it is somewhere in here!" Blake shouted back at them, her hands moving from one book to the other. "Found it!"
Pulling up a black book that was gold trimmed, Blake made her way to the rest of the group.
"I knew I had heard those names somewhere!" handing the book to the others, Blake fixed her bow before motioning for them to read on.
"Magnets under the Window, a Purrha story." Yang read the small note on the first page.
~Hours Later~
"Hey girls?" came a voice from outside the room. "It's me, Jaune. You skipped classes today, so we came to ask if everything is alright."
No answer.
"Are you okay?"
No sound.
"Okay, we are leaving now. If you need anything, just stop by our dorm."
Footprints where heard, as the four left from the door.
A pair of strained eyes blinked, a black line under them.
"Nope, still don't ship it." the owner of said eyes said. "Why do you even have this book, Blake."
"It was a gift, Yang." the faunus answered, as she closed her eyes, tired from rereading the book.
"It still doesn't change my opinion on this senseless ship." came Weiss' sleepy voice.
"Who is the writer of this?" Ruby asked, trying her best to not yawn.
"Hmm..." Blake flipped the pages shut and looked at the cover. "Anonymous writer: TheBestMonkeyKing."
One sweatdropping girl.
Two.
Three.
Four.
A sleeping writer.
"Still don't ship it." Yang said, as she drugged herself to her bed to sleep.
"Me neither." Weiss said after a very ungraceful yawn. Not that she cared.
"I ship it." Ruby said cheerfully, even tho sleepy.
Yang was surprised at that. 'What?! Oh, of course! Smart move sister. This ship eliminates both North Pole and Ladybug, which gets her closer to White Rose. But that also means endangering Bumblebee. Hmm...'
Yet all her thoughts where cut off by a yawn.
"Good night." she whispered, but all heard it.
"It's morning, Yang." Weiss whispered back.
"Are we gonna leave Ran on the floor?" Ruby asked, but no answer came.
Chapter 35: Emercury
Chapter 36: Ice cream Knight
Chapter 37: QrowXGlynda
Chapter 38: Summer/Raven
Chapter 39: Elderburn