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TDF

Thursday, October 13, 2011 – 10:45 am – Port Angeles Public Library, Port Angeles, WA

Text received from Edward Cullen (10:45:03 pm): Hello, Bella. This is Edward.

Reply from Bella (10: 47:31 pm): I know, Edward. You called me from this number, three times, remember? :-)

Edward Cullen (10:48:04 pm): I know. I am just being polite, Bella. :-)

Bella (10:48:53 pm): You are always exceedingly polite, Edward.

Edward (10:49:25 pm): Tell my mother that, please. I could always use the brownie points..

Bella (10:50:07 pm): Did you text me to talk about your mother?

Edward (10:50:58 pm): Yes. Yes I did.

Bella (10:51:21 pm): Oh ok. How can I help? I thought she went to St. Louis with Rosalie.

Edward (10:52:02 pm): She did and I was being sarcastic.

Bella (10:52:46 pm): It is hard to read tone in a text. lol.

Edward (10:53:28 pm): Sorry, I will have to come up with a sarcastic text code for you.

Bella (10:54:05 pm): It would be much appreciated.

Edward (10:54:46 pm): I just wanted to apologize for not coming into the Café this morning; it was a rough morning in the ER.

Bella (10:55:16 pm): Thank you, your absence was noticed. I am looking forward to tomorrow night.

Edward (10:55:59 pm): Me too. Can't wait to see you tomorrow. Morning and Evening!

Bella (10:56: 34 pm): See you tomorrow, Edward.

TDF

Thursday, October 13, 2011 – 10:59 am – Port Angeles Public Library, Port Angeles, WA

Text received from Charlie (10:59:42 am): JAKE HAPPY ME TOO BILLY

Bella (11:00:49 am): Oh hello to you too. And the success of that date is totally subjective.

Charlie (11:01:37 am): NO GOOD DATE

Bella (11:02:42 am): Exactly that date was NO GOOD.

Charlie (11:03:18 pm): DINNER GUE7ST7S 7SUNDAY

Bella (11:04:23 pm): Oh god will this never end.

Charlie (11:05:14 pm): AHAAH4HAH2AHA LOVE U BELL7S

TDF

Thursday, October 13, 2011 – 6:45 pm – Ambrose Aquinas Business College, Port Angeles, WA

Text received from Teddy (6:45:17 pm): Alice just told me your date LICKED YOU! bahahahaha.

Teddy (6:45:34 pm): Please disinfect said hand before our date, I am looking forward to holding it on Saturday and don't want nerd germs on me. (His not yours)

Teddy (6:53:21 pm): And he showed you naked baby pictures! Oh, Swan. I don't know if I can beat this. He is just too suave. Perhaps I should bow out now.

Teddy (6:55:19 pm): And if you want to drink four martinis and tell me about your feelings for me, I won't stop you. :-D

Teddy (7:01:50 pm): I hate that you don't text in class anymore. How else can I make you blush in front of a group of 27 strangers?

Teddy (7:02:14 pm): Can't wait until Saturday, Swan.

Bella (10:31:02 pm): God, Teddy. You are such an ass. See you Saturday.

Bella (10:31:31 pm): Where is all this woo I was warned of?

TDF

Thursday, October 13, 2011 – 6:45 pm – Ambrose Aquinas Business College, Port Angeles, WA

Text received from Alice (7:28:03 pm): I may have been bribed with white wine and Mrs. Masen's Oatmeal Cookes into telling Teddy all about your date with, Jake. Sorry.

Alice (7:29:05 pm): Please accept this bouquet as a token of my apology.

Alice (7:29:20 pm): Picture attached.

Bella (10:32:42 pm): Cock Bouquet never gets old. I accept your apology. Teddy already laughed at me.

TDF

AN: Edward Date tomorrow! YAY! And My Tigers won! Double YAY!

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