Spoilers for episode 112 of Bleach. Isshin, Ryuuken.
"Daddy has skills!"
"Isshin, taking down a basic hollow does not give you bragging rights."
"I got it before you could."
"Only because you stepped on my foot. I can't feel my toes; have you gained weight?"
"How rude! Kisuke creations don't gain weight. He has them specifically calibrated."
"That's a pretty big word for you."
"I have a big mouth. Karin stuffed a newspaper in it the other day…"
"I saw pictures. At least my spawn doesn't abuse me."
"Hitting daddy means they love daddy!"
"I shot my son."
"Yay! Ryuu-kun is following my footsteps!"
"Am not."
"Are too!"