Dear Suckers- I Mean, Fan Fiction,
Yeah, hey, losers. Y'know, you forgot something!
What is it, you may be asking? MY CHAPTER.
THIRTY FUCKING FIVE CHAPTERS, until I got one! That's just ridiculous! You gave chapters to that gay scythe guy, TWO to some narcissistic French Man, TWO to the Heartless, TWO TO SOME LUNATIC THAT ISN'T EVEN IN THE GAMES, TWO to your stupid OCs, ONE TO OCS THEMSELVES, THREE for some shit writers, AND THIRTEEN OF THE CHAPTERS FEATURE CHARACTERS NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING GAMES!
Okay, now that I got that shit out of the way, wanna play a game?
What? Of course you can trust me. We're just playing Poker! I've never even played before. Promise.
Signed, the Man Who Frequents Las Vegas, Luxord.
P.S., Would you rather play Russian Roulette? No, we wouldn't need to borrow one of Xigbar's guns! I have my own, don't worry...
I'm posting this chapter early, because I can. I used to have a reason, but then I forgot.
Sorry for the little rant here, haha. Some of those rantings are my problems with the series! (Giving two chapters to Deadpool, so many chapters for characters not in the game, taking so long to get through the Organization 14, etc...)
Anyway, almost done! If you want to submit a chapter to me, PLEASE submit it by the 15th. I'm starting to write up the last few chapters of this story, and if you want your chapter in, I have to see it soon.
P.S., Once I'm done this story, I'm going to start a new Kingdom Hearts series. It's another parody, this time taking on the Fan Fiction itself head on.
It starts on Generica Island, where our hero, an odd mix of Sora and Riku, Soku, lives, along with his friends, Mary Sue, the love interest, and Yaomi, the straight man everyone thinks is gay for our hero...