Leandra/Orsino "I'll Elf Your Mother"


"MOTHER!"

"What?" Leandra asks her eldest, naked from the waist up. "I told you I was going to start dating again."

Marian's mouth opens, closes, opens again. "You didn't say you were going to start dating the bloody First Enchanter."

The naked elf smiles at her from underneath the covers. "I'd introduce myself, but I'm afraid I'm not decent at the moment."

Leandra giggles.

Marian foams at the mouth and wonders if Kirkwall really needs a First Enchanter after all.