Another family fun night.
Fun.
Fun.
Fun.
Fun.
I spent the entire weekend with my family.
I'm such a good daughter.
Good times.
I'm being sarcastic...
You know... in case you were wondering.
We're all sitting in the living room watching the Avengers.
I refuse to pay attention.
This is a movie me and Ashley we're suppose to watch together but... sigh.
I hate distance.
Why does it even exist?
Why can't shit be easy?
Why?...
We could be so cute curled up on this couch with the blanket over us and me sneakily trying to feel on my girlfriend while she bats my hand away and acts like she doesn't enjoy it.
Why?
Why?
It's the simple things in life we forget to cherish...
"Spencer, since you're busy sulking can you get us more popcorn?" My mom says handing me the empty bowl.
"Sigh..." I say grabbing the empty bowl and getting up.
I said the word sigh in a sigh.
I went into the kitchen and poured more of the freshly made popcorn into the bowl.
"Hurry up Spencer!" Glen bellows from the living room.
Hehehe
I said bellows.
I shove a hand full of popcorn in my mouth as I take my time walking back to the living room which wasn't even that far.
I don't get why people are so into this movie, I mean why doesn't Thor just put his hammer thingy on Loki to keep him from moving, seeing as though no one besides Thor can lift it? Then they could look for the Tesseract and wouldn't have to worry about Loki fucking shit up.
I pass Glen sitting on the reclining chair and grabs the bowl from me.
He too shoves a hand full of popcorn into his mouth.
Why do people feel the need to do that?
It's so uncivilized.
I shouldn't be talking right?
I sat back down in my original spot on the couch and when I look at my family they're all really into it.
That big green hulk guy just started destroying that flying ship they're on and is chasing after my bitch black widow. Scarlett Johansson my God!...
Maybe I should pay attention.
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I picked the perfect time to pay attention.
An hour later the movie was done.
After the movie my mom put out a sundae buffet.
And that I couldn't even be mad about.
She had toppings galore and we got to fix our sundae how ever we wanted.
I fucking love my mom sometimes.
Ok I love her all the time but some days more than others.
"I looooove clooothes... I looooove clooothes... I looooove clooothes.." I sing as I fold my clothes.
I can't get that Childish Gambino song out of my head.
My eye catches the clock and it's 11:30p.m here Ashley should be calling me any time now.
'All I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend... All I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend... All I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend...'
Oh would you look at that.
It's Jay-Z telling me my girlfriend's calling.
We're too creepy for our own good.
I threw my folded clothes back in the basket and grabbed my phone.
"Baby!" I say practically bouncing on my bed.
"Hey you hyper bitch." She says with her cute face.
"Ugh I know, I really shouldn't have made myself another cup of sundae."
"Fat ass" Ashley says laughing as she cuddles with her pillow "I'm sleeeeepy."
"I see that." I smile at how adorbs she looks yawning. "And hey I had to eat for two since you weren't here to enjoy them." I got under my blanket and I try to relax but I feel like I'm twitching like a crackhead. "Am I boring you?" I ask jokingly when I see her yawn again as she cuddles up more into her pillow. Ashley's pillow puts her right to sleep I swear to you.
"No, what's up?" She says sleepily but she still tries to put some life into her voice.
"You what's up girl. Ain't gotta ask it. I dead 'em all now. I buy the cassettes. Girl you be killin 'em..." I say as seriously as I can quoting F-A-BO-LO-US.
"Remind me to text your mom and tell her never to give you sugar after eight pm."
"I'm just tryna give you that iPhone 5 ...Face Time." I say still quoting the song.
"You're crazy." Ashley mumbles with her eyes halfway closed.
Yeah, she's gone.
I keep my mouth shut and watch my girlfriend sleeping like a total creeper.
Sigh, my girlfriend is so cute.
I just wanna attack her face with kisses.
"Stop being creepy.." She says without opening her eyes.
"I can't help it..." I whine.
"Don't make me hang up baby." Ashley fake threatens me.
"Ok, show me a boob and I'll go to sleep." I try to reason with my girlfriend.
I smile wide when Ashley opens her eyes and give me a 'are you fucking kidding?' me look.
"Okay.. Okay.. Jeez baby show me both then."
The look she was giving me cracks and she laughs lightly.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." She says suddenly awake.
But this won't last long.
I know when Ashley's sleepy and she tries to wake herself up.
It's all in her tone and right now her tone is telling me she'll be back asleep in no time.
It's all a trick though, her trying to have a conversation while she's half asleep.
"Don't play with me cause I'll show that plus more. Double eyebrow raise."
"The fact that you said double eyebrow raise and didn't do it..." The rest of Ashley's sentence died when her laughter takes over. "I can't... I can't.. I'm dead.. I died." She says in between laughter.
I laugh along cause how can you not when Ashley's dying laughing. "Oh shit, that was great." She says once she's calmed down and went back to her cuddling with her pillow.
...and just like that she's sleepy again.
"Night baby." I tell her. I don't wanna keep her up longer than I already have. "I love you."
"I love you more my crazy girlfriend. Goodnight."
–
I promise myself I'm no ditching this whole week.
It's about to be Winter Break and I can't afford to miss shit for the finals.
I know it's hard to believe but I'm an A+ student since Pre-K.
I already set a high bar for myself and showing my parents something less than an A would make me feel like I lost in life.
"Oh my God." I whisper loudly. Yes, whispering loudly can be done.
I look up from my notes and I see Jade laughing proudly cause she just hit me dead on my forehead with her balled up paper.
I threw a glare her way promising to get her back.
For some reason unbeknownst to me, me and Jade have been throwing paper at each other just in class though. We have an unspoken rule that we don't do it in the hall. I don't even know who started it and why but it's the third period and we're still at it.
Madison isn't part of the game. We thought she was but when me and Jade threw a paper at her she just gave us the look of death and we stopped after that and focused on each other.
"I'm handing out study guides for the upcoming final.." The teacher says. "Madison." She hands the stack of paper to Madison for her to hand out.
This would so be the perfect time to just throw paper at her and when me and Jade made eye contact she nodded thinking the same.
"Fuck you both." Madison mouths to me and her girlfriend as she continues handing out the papers.
"Spencer Carlin, please report to the principal's office." The loud speaker announces.
"Ooooooooh." My whole class says after.
Assholes.
"Aah!" Jade hit me with another balled up paper.
"Spencer you can go." The teacher says.
I pick up both of the papers Jade threw at me and pelted her with them one by one.
"See you bitches later."
"Language!" The teacher says not even looking up from whatever he's doing to see who said the bad bad bad word.
Jade with a serious face points to her eyes with two fingers then uses the same fingers and directs it at me.
I gave her the finger as I fake shiver pretending to be scared.
I walk about of class and immediately grab my phone out of my pocket to text my girlfriend. 'I got called in the principal's office.'
I take my time walking down the hall, since the Principal's Office isn't that far away from my class.
'Has my baby been a bad girl?' She text back right away.
Ooh I already like where this conversation is going.
'The baddest. You should punish me.' I text back with a smirk.
'Noted.' Ashley types back and I laugh. When I say I laugh I mean I really laugh out loud and not just in my head.
I shrug at the random people in the hallway who looked at me crazy.
"Go to class." I tell the strangers and typed 'You suck at sexting. Lol.' to my girlfriend.
'Yeah I know I'm more visual.' She texts back and then my phone vibrated in my hands when...
…
…
I froze where I'm standing with my mouth open and my eyes wide. If this was a cartoon my eyes would pop out of my head. And if I didn't have a tight grip on my brand new iPhone 5 I would have dropped it!
Ashley my tease of a girlfriend just sent me a nakey picture!
'That's not fucking fair! I'm like five steps away from the Principal's Office!' My thumbs have never typed so fast.
'Oops. Try not to think about that when he's handing out your punishment.'
'I hate you.'
'I love you more baby.' Ashley texts back and I'm sure she's smirking right now.
I shake my head and put my phone back in my pocket.
I try to compose myself but all I can see is Ashley's marvelous naked body.
One.
Two.
Three.
I start walking again and opened the door to the office.
I hope I'm not red.
"Spencer Carlin?" The secretary asks and I flinch.
I just opened the door, damn.
I clear my throat "Yes."
"You can go right in." She says pointing to another door.
I walk into the room still seeing Ashley's naked body every where I turn.
"Have s seat Ms. Carlin." Mr. Morgan says as soon as I close the door.
All of a sudden I'm nervous and Ashley's naked body has vanished from my mind.
"So, it appears that you have taken to leaving school at lunch time." He says in a calm but scary voice like Dexter.
Oh my God!
Mr. Morgan.
Dexter Morgan.
I'm even more scared now.
I nod my head yes, scared about my latest discovery.
"You do know we have a strict policy on truancy. We don't take it lightly."
Oh shit.
"I've gone through your file and since this is your first offense take it as a warning." Dexter Morgan says in a very authoritative voice. "You will have to make up all of the things you missed in class and Ms. Carlin I will be checking in on you personally.
In my head I heard 'take this as your first warning and if you don't follow the rules my dark passenger will have you on a table wrapped up in plastic.'
"Make sure you get a pass from Mrs. Jameson before you leave."
"Thank you." I say finally finding my voice. I shakily get up and leave his office.
Great finals are coming up and now I have extra shit to do besides studying.
I'm so not built for this rebellious life.